A bit council (Vol 4)

[Drihump Trolomite]

funkyrobot said:

technodup said:

nd from the same page as that...

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

The third one who 'brought out her kinky side', what do we think that's a euphemism for?

She coloured her pubes to match the hair.

I love the way they are justifying a website that encourages cheating.

Oh, as for Katie, I doubt it's the hair. Some people will fk anything.

Funnily enough I returned from Brussels to find my then partner with council blue hair. 2 days later I found out she was pregnant to a fat sloth of a postman 12 years her junior

[S11Steve]

Drihump Trolomite said:

funkyrobot said:

technodup said:

nd from the same page as that...

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

The third one who 'brought out her kinky side', what do we think that's a euphemism for?

She coloured her pubes to match the hair.

I love the way they are justifying a website that encourages cheating.

Oh, as for Katie, I doubt it's the hair. Some people will fk anything.

Funnily enough I returned from Brussels to find my then partner with council blue hair. 2 days later I found out she was pregnant to a fat sloth of a postman 12 years her junior

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

[Dermot O'Logical]

S11Steve said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

funkyrobot said:

technodup said:

nd from the same page as that...

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

The third one who 'brought out her kinky side', what do we think that's a euphemism for?

She coloured her pubes to match the hair.

I love the way they are justifying a website that encourages cheating.

Oh, as for Katie, I doubt it's the hair. Some people will fk anything.

Funnily enough I returned from Brussels to find my then partner with council blue hair. 2 days later I found out she was pregnant to a fat sloth of a postman 12 years her junior

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

That applies to any colour, and especially bright pink. It's a warning sign that should never, under any circumstances, be ignored.

[Steamer]

S11Steve said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

funkyrobot said:

technodup said:

nd from the same page as that...

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

The third one who 'brought out her kinky side', what do we think that's a euphemism for?

She coloured her pubes to match the hair.

I love the way they are justifying a website that encourages cheating.

Oh, as for Katie, I doubt it's the hair. Some people will fk anything.

Funnily enough I returned from Brussels to find my then partner with council blue hair. 2 days later I found out she was pregnant to a fat sloth of a postman 12 years her junior

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

Sorry - shouldn't laugh, but that does sound like it should be the title to a Half Man Half Biscuit song

[SpeckledJim]

Or a T-Shirt.

'My husband went to Brussels, and all I got delivered was this bd smurf'

(sorry for your unfortunate predicament. There but for the grace of god go we, and all that)

[anonymous-user]

S11Steve said:

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

Also applies to other “look at me” hair colours, piercings, and loads of tattoos.

[funkyrobot]

Dermot O'Logical said:

S11Steve said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

funkyrobot said:

technodup said:

nd from the same page as that...

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

The third one who 'brought out her kinky side', what do we think that's a euphemism for?

She coloured her pubes to match the hair.

I love the way they are justifying a website that encourages cheating.

Oh, as for Katie, I doubt it's the hair. Some people will fk anything.

Funnily enough I returned from Brussels to find my then partner with council blue hair. 2 days later I found out she was pregnant to a fat sloth of a postman 12 years her junior

]

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

That applies to any colour, and especially bright pink. It's a warning sign that should never, under any circumstances, be ignored.

There is a woman who visits my place of work regularly and sometimes has blue, pink or purple hair. She seems like an absolute hormone sprayer. I served her on the bar on Saturday night and she got cheesed off because we had run out of cocktails (it was a one-off evening special do).

She usually visits with a rude Indian woman. She wasn't in though. Thank goodness.

A woman with dyed, jet black hair asked me out on a date. I said I was washing my hair. She said it's short. I said yes, like you.

[alorotom]

stickleback123 said:

S11Steve said:

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

Also applies to other “look at me” hair colours, piercings, and loads of tattoos.

Add russian and Eastern European to this list too ... And possibly Norwegian (the exwife was a nutter but it may have been her rather than a representation of a whole nationality)

[Frank7]

alorotom said:

stickleback123 said:

S11Steve said:

In my 44 years on this planet, I've never met any woman with dyed blue hair who is not laden down with mental health issues and personality disorders.
Granted they may very good for a "danger-shag", but it just wont end well.

Also applies to other “look at me” hair colours, piercings, and loads of tattoos.

Add russian and Eastern European to this list too ... And possibly Norwegian (the exwife was a nutter but it may have been her rather than a representation of a whole nationality)

I’ll agree with the outlandish hair colour = often a nutter theory.
In my late twenties I was banging my twenty y.o. nympho cousin, we met up a few years ago at a family funeral, I was pushing seventy, she was sixty one, and had spiky dyed purple hair.
She urged me to call her, and carry on where we had left off.
I told her that she had to be kidding, the days when I would get a raging boner just by stroking her hair were long gone.
As for Eastern Europeans, I left my first wife for a Polish girl, who was drop dead gorgeous, but as jealously bats**t crazy as a box of frogs.
She came out of a shop on Kensington Church Street once, saw me in my Black Cab sitting in traffic with an attractive woman in the back, and harangued me loudly as a “love rat”, to my chagrin, and the amusement of passers by, but not the fare.

[kowalski655]

Sex with your cousin!!
Sure you're from London and not Norfolk?
Or do you prefer the deep South of the USA

[Frank7]

kowalski655 said:

Sex with your cousin!!
Sure you're from London and not Norfolk?
Or do you prefer the deep South of the USA

First cousin marriages are perfectly legal in U.K., although I can well believe that fooling around between cousins is frowned upon by uptight people.
As I recall it, she was all over me like a cheap suit, and my momma raised me never to disappoint a lady, so I was all for it.
I’m definitely from London, born and raised, but I have a French great grandmother, so I’ll blame it on my French blood.
You’re right about the U.S. though, I love anywhere south of Maryland, particularly South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi.

[Big Easy]

Frank7 said:

kowalski655 said:

Sex with your cousin!!
Sure you're from London and not Norfolk?
Or do you prefer the deep South of the USA

First cousin marriages are perfectly legal in U.K., although I can well believe that fooling around between cousins is frowned upon by uptight people.
As I recall it, she was all over me like a cheap suit, and my momma raised me never to disappoint a lady, so I was all for it.
I’m definitely from London, born and raised, but I have a French great grandmother, so I’ll blame it on my French blood.
You’re right about the U.S. though, I love anywhere south of Maryland, particularly South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi.

I very much doubt it's only frowned upon 'uptight people'

[FN2TypeR]

Dafuq?

[SpeckledJim]

Frank7 said:

I’ll agree with the outlandish hair colour = often a nutter theory.
In my late twenties I was banging my twenty y.o. nympho cousin, we met up a few years ago at a family funeral, I was pushing seventy, she was sixty one, and had spiky dyed purple hair.
She urged me to call her, and carry on where we had left off.
I told her that she had to be kidding, the days when I would get a raging boner just by stroking her hair were long gone.
As for Eastern Europeans, I left my first wife for a Polish girl, who was drop dead gorgeous, but as jealously bats**t crazy as a box of frogs.
She came out of a shop on Kensington Church Street once, saw me in my Black Cab sitting in traffic with an attractive woman in the back, and harangued me loudly as a “love rat”, to my chagrin, and the amusement of passers by, but not the fare.

Jesus Christ, Frank.

[w1bbles]

funkyrobot said:

I served her on the bar on Saturday night...

[funkyrobot]

w1bbles said:

funkyrobot said:

I served her on the bar on Saturday night...

I was quick and efficient.

[eldar]

Frank7 said:

First cousin marriages are perfectly legal in U.K., although I can well believe that fooling around between cousins is frowned upon by uptight people.
As I recall it, she was all over me like a cheap suit, and my momma raised me never to disappoint a lady, so I was all for it.
I’m definitely from London, born and raised, but I have a French great grandmother, so I’ll blame it on my French blood.
You’re right about the U.S. though, I love anywhere south of Maryland, particularly South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi.

Its frowned on by geneticists.
For very good reasons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest

[alorotom]

Frank7 said:

kowalski655 said:

Sex with your cousin!!
Sure you're from London and not Norfolk?
Or do you prefer the deep South of the USA

First cousin marriages are perfectly legal in U.K., although I can well believe that fooling around between cousins is frowned upon by uptight people.
As I recall it, she was all over me like a cheap suit, and my momma raised me never to disappoint a lady, so I was all for it.
I’m definitely from London, born and raised, but I have a French great grandmother, so I’ll blame it on my French blood.
You’re right about the U.S. though, I love anywhere south of Maryland, particularly South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi.

This is the council thread after all

[nonsequitur]

Drihump Trolomite said:

Funnily enough I returned from Brussels to find my then partner with council blue hair. 2 days later I found out she was pregnant to a fat sloth of a postman 12 years her junior

The postman always rinses twice.

[talksthetorque]

SpeckledJim said:

Jesus Christ, Frank.

Frank was a Taxi driver remember, I'm sure there will be some cabbie rule that your family gets a free ride whenever they want.