Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Monkeylegend said:
I said to my other half the other day "You always get defensive when we have a disagreement "
"No I don't " she said.
Classic Men Behaving Badly:"No I don't " she said.
https://youtu.be/SkDcGhgYPS0
Moonhawk said:
Monkeylegend said:
I said to my other half the other day "You always get defensive when we have a disagreement "
"No I don't " she said.
Classic Men Behaving Badly:"No I don't " she said.
https://youtu.be/SkDcGhgYPS0
Monkeylegend said:
Moonhawk said:
Monkeylegend said:
I said to my other half the other day "You always get defensive when we have a disagreement "
"No I don't " she said.
Classic Men Behaving Badly:"No I don't " she said.
https://youtu.be/SkDcGhgYPS0
nonsequitur said:
Vipers said:
cranford10 said:
”Dad,, why is my sister called Teresa ? “
“It’s because it’s an anagram of Easter and your Mum loves Easter”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem Alan”
So is Naal another way of spelling Neil “It’s because it’s an anagram of Easter and your Mum loves Easter”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem Alan”
and to our other readers, yes I know what it is, was taking the we we. The best explanation of politicians I have ever heard.
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in
the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with
The old man.
Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their
role as our leaders.
The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most
politicians are 'Post Tortoises'.''
Not being familiar with the term,
the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.
The old farmer said,
"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with
a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
He doesn't belong up there,
He doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
He's elevated beyond his ability to function,
And you just wonder what kind of dumb **** put him up there to begin with."
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in
the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with
The old man.
Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their
role as our leaders.
The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most
politicians are 'Post Tortoises'.''
Not being familiar with the term,
the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.
The old farmer said,
"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with
a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
He doesn't belong up there,
He doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
He's elevated beyond his ability to function,
And you just wonder what kind of dumb **** put him up there to begin with."
king mother.
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