A bit council Vol 2

[motco]

gus607 said:

http://www.nottinghampost.com/60-shoppers-queued-r...

It's like the old biddies who queued for our local Middle School jumble sales!

[Crush]

kowalski655 said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Women of a certain age... BIG breasts, tight t-shirts and no bra. Men of a certain age, tracksuits that needed to be binned back when Tony Blair climbed his throne.

Im struggling to see the problem there,unless " of a certain age" means 60+

Usually the big boobs end up as airbags for their knees.

[BuzzBravado]

Willy Nilly said:

Chrysler Voyagers

So true.

[Faust66]

gus607 said:

http://www.nottinghampost.com/60-shoppers-queued-r...

Hmmm, that new shop is just down the road from my office - I might walk down there at lunchtime and do a bit of council spotting (although on reflection, lurking in bushes whilst taking pictures of large wobbly people and their kids whilst muttering "wait until the lads on PistonHeads see this" to myself in frenzied tones is perhaps not the best plan I've ever formulated).

Still, the hungry shoppers will be well catered for as there are a couple of McDonalds 'restaurants' a dodgy Hungry Horse theme pub thing and a branch of Pizza Hut nearby if memory serves me correctly - it's a council feast, I tells ya!

[Sump]

BuzzBravado said:

Willy Nilly said:

Chrysler Voyagers

So true.

Infact, which Chrysler isn't council?

[Goaty Bill 2]

Sump said:

BuzzBravado said:

Willy Nilly said:

Chrysler Voyagers

So true.

Infact, which Chrysler isn't council?

[BuzzBravado]

Council/redneck same thing.

[Goaty Bill 2]

BuzzBravado said:

Council/redneck same thing.

You've not met many rednecks have you?

[Colonial]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

BuzzBravado said:

Council/redneck same thing.

You've not met many rednecks have you?

Council/white trash/bogans are the same thing. Really wouldn't put rednecks in that. Not too many Council types are outdoorsy enough to be rednecks.

[qska]

That's a bit council.
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

Look at the detail - the flag on the front bumper, the spoiler at the back. Mega council :-)

[mp3manager]

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3608489/...

this has everything. Enjoy.

[BRISTOL86]

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3608489/...

this has everything. Enjoy.

'I don't want to be a person sitting down and letting life go by, I want to do things in my life.'

Somebody's lying.

Does she drink the vegetable oil when she's doing the fire breathing?

[shakotan]

BRISTOL86 said:

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3608489/...

this has everything. Enjoy.

'I don't want to be a person sitting down and letting life go by, I want to do things in my life.'

Somebody's lying.

Does she drink the vegetable oil when she's doing the fire breathing?

Maybe she eats a particularly greasy bag of chips beforehand?

[Dog Star]

BRISTOL86 said:

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3608489/...

this has everything. Enjoy.

'I don't want to be a person sitting down and letting life go by, I want to do things in my life.'

Somebody's lying.

Does she drink the vegetable oil when she's doing the fire breathing?

I've been following her on FB and I feel really a bit sorry for her - the abuse she's getting is pretty bad (although not as bad as her spelling which is "special" to put it mildly); it would appear she's in the past held down more than one job at a time, abusive partner etc etc. She's also a bit gullible too by the look of a few things - the Daily Heil have proper screwed her over publishing stuff too, it appears. Maybe I could go round to give her succour?

[Ste1987]

Impasse said:

Sump said:

Throwing hats in the air when graduating.

University of East Anglia, not council.

Aren't gowns and mortarboards rented at all unis? That was the case when I graduated at Leeds Met, nobody threw theirs in the air

[motco]

Nanook said:

Sump said:

Renting a suit.
Throwing hats in the air when graduating.

I rented a suit once.

I was 15 I think, and needed a DJ for something I was going to.

Now I have a selection of suits, and never bother wearing them.

Got a funeral in a week or so, better get a black one dry cleaned...

Is turning up for a funeral in anything other than a sober suit and black tie 'council'?

[5pen]

motco said:

Is turning up for a funeral in anything other than a sober suit and black tie 'council'?

Perhaps.

'Mum' and the like floral tributes are council.

There was a picture in our local paper recently of a floral tribute made in the style of a Foster's can - the lad had died after falling in the river whilst pissed.

[Thankyou4calling]

Although I don't think Sir Alan of Partridge is Council :-)

[anonymous-user]

Social underclasses and their complete inability to have a conversation at normal speaking levels, instead choosing to pretty much shout everywhere. Scum

[grayze]

People who end every sentence with a pronounced "Yeah!" to make their point. Cringe.