Caught peeing in the kettle.
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P9 said:
Dare I ask where the product of watching television X ended up? 
Plant pot ....additional stain on the quilt??
I'm not subscribed so could only view the free 10 minute 'tasters'. Their brevity, coupled with a lack of 'sufficient' continuity (and a sprinkling of old-aged behemoths suddenly appearing) left me crest fallen, and stain free.Plant pot ....additional stain on the quilt??
JonRB said:
Don said:
Last posted in 2007. I met him at BTaP "1" but haven't seen him since...
He joined the Police Force, as I recall. Seems to have severed all ties with PH, unlike CarZee.(Seriously... I doubt he would have passed the drug tests)
The Excession said:
JonRB said:
Don said:
Last posted in 2007. I met him at BTaP "1" but haven't seen him since...
He joined the Police Force, as I recall. Seems to have severed all ties with PH, unlike CarZee.(Seriously... I doubt he would have passed the drug tests)
The Excession said:
JonRB said:
Don said:
Last posted in 2007. I met him at BTaP "1" but haven't seen him since...
He joined the Police Force, as I recall. Seems to have severed all ties with PH, unlike CarZee.(Seriously... I doubt he would have passed the drug tests)
Talking of peeing a while ago I had been doing the gardening which involved watering the garden and drinking more than one beer at the same time. This is the best sort of gardening. Now I needed a pee and as my boots were clogged up with mud decided to simply pee in the bushes.
Now my dog has been castrated so always wees like a girl but he comes over and cocks his leg in exactly the same place. I have done this about 3 or 4 times since, purely for scientific reasons of course, and he always bloody does it, even if he ends up with a wet head. I think he must see me as a threat or it is his garden.
I asked my wife to give it a go but she refused.
Andy
Now my dog has been castrated so always wees like a girl but he comes over and cocks his leg in exactly the same place. I have done this about 3 or 4 times since, purely for scientific reasons of course, and he always bloody does it, even if he ends up with a wet head. I think he must see me as a threat or it is his garden.
I asked my wife to give it a go but she refused.
Andy
Reading this thread has just reminded me. I helped my mate move in to his new house a while ago. He was proud of himself for giving the bloke who he bought it from some stick over various repairs etc that he insisted on having done before going through with the sale. I don't know the exact ins and outs, it was to with some plastering or something. He told me something along the lines of 'That bloke has had to kneel down and suckle my dick' in reference to the stuff he made the other guy do. He was only speaking figuratively btw before anyone gets excited, but I gather that they hadn't got on too well during the process. Anyway, deal done, I and and another chum went round to help sort some stuff out for him and I put the kettle on. I don't like to fill the kettle through the spout and prefer to take the top off (so the spout filter doesn't continually back flush limescale into the kettle), so I did that and found that the kettle, which had been left by the previous owner, had some used bog roll in there. My mate had been in the house for several days by this point and yes, he'd had more than one cup of tea from it.
Naturally I didn't drink anything from it and he ended up getting another kettle, but I had to applaud the other guys ingepooity. My mate didn't brag after that. This story is not made up and was very funny for two of us as we realised the other one had drank s
tty tea.
That's all.
Naturally I didn't drink anything from it and he ended up getting another kettle, but I had to applaud the other guys ingepooity. My mate didn't brag after that. This story is not made up and was very funny for two of us as we realised the other one had drank s
tty tea.That's all.
911motorsport said:
XJSJohn said:
911motorsport said:
got back from the pub and the wife caught me peeing into the kettle.
Why not straight into the sink or in the back garden / back wall before you came in?!
i suppose at least t wasn't "number two's"
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