Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
mickk said:
I had a difficult, emotional talk with my 9-year-old son this morning. There was a lot of crying and "nobody wants me on their team" and "I haven't got any friends".
Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some good tips for being more sociable.
Reminds me of,Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some good tips for being more sociable.
"Mum, I don't want to go to school this morning, kids keep bullying me and the teachers are horrible"
"But you must go son, you're the headmaster"
Fastchas said:
simoid said:
Start by working out if socialism tends to succeed or fail, then go from there... does that help?
Thank you, it does. They tend to ruin everything once in power.Which is no use to owners of plug-in electric cars. I feel there may be trouble ahead.
Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, went to visit a
school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.
He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Alina
puts her hand up and says
"I have two questions"
"Why did the Russians take Crimea?
And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"
Putin says
"Good questions"
But just as he is about to answer, the bell rang, and the kids go to Lunch.
When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more
questions and Tatiana, puts her hand up and says
"I have Four questions"
"My Questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea?
Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?
Why did the bell go 20 minutes early?
And where is Alina?"
school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.
He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Alina
puts her hand up and says
"I have two questions"
"Why did the Russians take Crimea?
And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"
Putin says
"Good questions"
But just as he is about to answer, the bell rang, and the kids go to Lunch.
When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more
questions and Tatiana, puts her hand up and says
"I have Four questions"
"My Questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea?
Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?
Why did the bell go 20 minutes early?
And where is Alina?"
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