New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Blib

44,311 posts

198 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Herr Krupp said:
Herr Blib hat der Spoon Staffel freundlicherweise bei ihren Ermittlungen zum Verschwinden einiger Sammlungen meines verstorbenen Vaters geholfen.
Wir kamen zu dem Schluss, dass Sie sie gestohlen haben.

wolfracesonic

7,095 posts

128 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Blib said:
It's a totally new concept in stirring. You won't know what's hit you.

Until then wavey

Loser.
Indifference?

Herr Krupp

28 posts

47 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Blib said:
Herr Krupp said:
Herr Blib hat der Spoon Staffel freundlicherweise bei ihren Ermittlungen zum Verschwinden einiger Sammlungen meines verstorbenen Vaters geholfen.
Wir kamen zu dem Schluss, dass Sie sie gestohlen haben.
Ich nahm ein oder zwei kleine, persönliche Stücke von sentimentalem Wert. Du hast die ganze blutige Sammlung genommen, die du Schurke bist.

Blib

44,311 posts

198 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Herr Krupp said:
Blib said:
Herr Krupp said:
Herr Blib hat der Spoon Staffel freundlicherweise bei ihren Ermittlungen zum Verschwinden einiger Sammlungen meines verstorbenen Vaters geholfen.
Wir kamen zu dem Schluss, dass Sie sie gestohlen haben.
Ich nahm ein oder zwei kleine, persönliche Stücke von sentimentalem Wert. Du hast die ganze blutige Sammlung genommen, die du Schurke bist.
Gestört ! tongue out

Turn7

23,700 posts

222 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Blib said:
Herr Krupp said:
Blib said:
Herr Krupp said:
Herr Blib hat der Spoon Staffel freundlicherweise bei ihren Ermittlungen zum Verschwinden einiger Sammlungen meines verstorbenen Vaters geholfen.
Wir kamen zu dem Schluss, dass Sie sie gestohlen haben.
Ich nahm ein oder zwei kleine, persönliche Stücke von sentimentalem Wert. Du hast die ganze blutige Sammlung genommen, die du Schurke bist.
Gestört ! tongue out
based on the accusations above, I would suggest Herr Blib should be..... ?

21st Century Man

41,034 posts

249 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Anyone else feeling particularly underwhelmed by the world of spoons at the moment? I can't put my finger on it, but I've lost a fair bit of interest. The next iSpoon? So what? Yawn! Blib's got yet another prototypen, double yawn. Where's the excitement? The innovation? The craftsmanship? White, on a contract, with stirring limits and a guaranteed minimum future value of SFA, service plans and connectivity options. Is this what it's coming to? So depressing!

eldar

21,872 posts

197 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Anyone else feeling particularly underwhelmed by the world of spoons at the moment? I can't put my finger on it, but I've lost a fair bit of interest. The next iSpoon? So what? Yawn! Blib's got yet another prototypen, double yawn. Where's the excitement? The innovation? The craftsmanship? White, on a contract, with stirring limits and a guaranteed minimum future value of SFA, service plans and connectivity options. Is this what it's coming to? So depressing!
I share your view. The drive to eliminate craftsmanship and replace it with bling is endemic.

Blib's latest inspired cunning plan to give away Krupp branded shiny plastic stirware with 20 litres of diesel is a clear example of this dumbing down.

I think it is time the closed group was purged. It's becoming a bit council. If that is seen as eliteist, so be it.


55palfers

5,924 posts

165 months

Tuesday 8th September 2020
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Can't remember the last time I had an enjoyable stir, competitive or recreational.
The "shine" has certainly gone off our delightful pastime over the last few months.
Spoon Digest was remarkably thin this month too didn't you think?
I must be getting old, but I'm considering selling up all my classics and just getting a modern canteen and be done with it all.

KP328

1,828 posts

196 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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55palfers said:
The "shine" has certainly gone off our delightful pastime over the last few months.


Speaking of shine. I will be hosting a four hour long talk at the Ye Olde Spon Lodge in January about Patina, everyone is welcome*

Is it the graceful process of ageing which can tell a 1000 stories and conjure whimsical thoughts of who has stirred with it in the past, or is it just a manky old spoon?

  • except the Blib for obvious reasons.

Bodo

12,381 posts

267 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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Herr Krupp said:
Blib said:
Herr Krupp said:
Herr Blib hat der Spoon Staffel freundlicherweise bei ihren Ermittlungen zum Verschwinden einiger Sammlungen meines verstorbenen Vaters geholfen.
Wir kamen zu dem Schluss, dass Sie sie gestohlen haben.
Ich nahm ein oder zwei kleine, persönliche Stücke von sentimentalem Wert. Du hast die ganze blutige Sammlung genommen, die du Schurke bist.
Gute Nachrichten: Herr Blib hat angefangen, die Löffel zurückzugeben



https://www.wochenblatt.de/boulevard/kelheim/artik...

Bodo

12,381 posts

267 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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Relief and gladness for the diverse, multicultural task force in the Krupp HQ control center, yesterday

21st Century Man

41,034 posts

249 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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"Essen, we have a problem".

eldar

21,872 posts

197 months

Wednesday 9th September 2020
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21st Century Man said:
"Essen, we have a problem".
Send for the emergency spoon patrol.



wolfracesonic

7,095 posts

128 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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A programme worth looking out for, I think you’ll agree, shining a light on some of the more unsavoury aspects of the nature of one of our contributors ‘Shining beacons of excellence’. It will no doubt be fun watching him tie himself in knots trying to defend the indefensiblelaugh No doubt the words ‘following, just’ and ‘orders’ will be scattered about liberally.

Edited by wolfracesonic on Friday 11th September 07:30

21st Century Man

41,034 posts

249 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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It's what any good salesman does.

55palfers

5,924 posts

165 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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Fellow Spoonists

I am proposing we offer this learned gentleman the position of Honorary Professor of Stirring and Chairman of our little gathering.

He clearly seems to display a rudimentary grasp of the problems of our sport.

And, he's Swiss - not German....

And, he now has a couple of bob too.


https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/sep/10/uk...

"Hairer landed the prize for his work on stochastic analysis, a field that describes how random effects turn the maths of things like stirring a cup of tea"


Turn7

23,700 posts

222 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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55palfers said:
Fellow Spoonists

I am proposing we offer this learned gentleman the position of Honorary Professor of Stirring and Chairman of our little gathering.

He clearly seems to display a rudimentary grasp of the problems of our sport.

And, he's Swiss - not German....

And, he now has a couple of bob too.


https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/sep/10/uk...

"Hairer landed the prize for his work on stochastic analysis, a field that describes how random effects turn the maths of things like stirring a cup of tea"
Seconded....

21st Century Man

41,034 posts

249 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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Hang on!

If it's random, some sort of fractal, whether this guy has mapped it or not (DEVS style), where does skill then come into it? Surely this invalidates everything we stir for?

55palfers

5,924 posts

165 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Hang on!

If it's random, some sort of fractal, whether this guy has mapped it or not (DEVS style), where does skill then come into it? Surely this invalidates everything we stir for?
Are you trying to posit this entire thread as a figment of our imagination?

Collective hysteria?

Herd mentality?

Crowd psychology?

Opinion leadership?









wolfracesonic

7,095 posts

128 months

Friday 11th September 2020
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One of his equations above, frankly nothing you wouldn’t find littering the floor on a scrunched up piece of A4 at the close of your average spooning competition. Standing on the shoulders of giants springs to mind and I do recall a similar looking chap lurking in the the background of a competition in Zurich last year.