Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[DickyC]

Pericoloso said:

Just read your Links cottage post ,some people really are pigging pig ignorant.

"you can carry on bringing our mail to us"

F off !

"Yes, but we like it," as if that overrules everything.

[DickyC]

Some folks don't got no couth.

[Pericoloso]

I'd have found a metal bucket or similar and had a letter sized bonfire once a month.

That'll learn them.

[Bobberoo99]

Can someone point me to this Links cottage post??

Our afternoon tea is really rather nice, we opted for a standard one and a gentleman's one!!

[Pericoloso]

Bobberoo99 said:

Can someone point me to this Links cottage post??

Our afternoon tea is really rather nice, we opted for a standard one and a gentleman's one!!

Links cottage is a few posts back in "Things that annoy beyond reason"

Nice tea ,bit early isn't it ?

You should be scoffing fish n chips out of newspaper at this sort of time.

[Bobberoo99]

Pericoloso said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Can someone point me to this Links cottage post??

Our afternoon tea is really rather nice, we opted for a standard one and a gentleman's one!!

Links cottage is a few posts back in "Things that annoy beyond reason"

Nice tea ,bit early isn't it ?

You should be scoffing fish n chips out of newspaper at this sort of time.

Yeah a bit early Peri but we sort of had it as lunch, funnily enough my gentleman's tea had one large chip and a mini fish finger with a cocktail stick through it, it also had 1/2 a scotch egg, sausage roll and pork pie!!!

[DickyC]

Gentleman. Fish finger. Gentleman. Fish finger.

Was the threshold lowered when I wasn't looking?

[DickyC]

I mean, come on, one of the guiding principles has always been, "A gentleman uses the butter knife even when he dines alone."

No mention of fish fingers. Or Scotch Eggs for that matter.

[Bobberoo99]

Well we were in Sarfampton Dicky.....

[DickyC]

If I move to Littlehampton I could change my username to Littlehampton Dicky.

[Bobberoo99]

Oh dear, I just looked up unusual village names on Google, I can't possibly recommend some of them Dicky but a couple were Badgers Mount and Batchelors Bump!!!!

[Bomma220]

Oh dear. Just catching up on things, I'm afraid I made some fish finger sandwiches for me and Grandbomma last weekend. Have I transgressed some unwritten law?
Nice bit of tommy sauce too, incidentally

[Bomma220]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh dear, I just looked up unusual village names on Google, I can't possibly recommend some of them Dicky but a couple were Badgers Mount and Batchelors Bump!!!!

If it's any help, I've sat on Lord Hereford's Knob in the Black Mountains?

It certainly didn't help much when I mentioned it on a postcard to my parents

[DickyC]

Bomma220 said:

Oh dear. Just catching up on things, I'm afraid I made some fish finger sandwiches for me and Grandbomma last weekend. Have I transgressed some unwritten law?
Nice bit of tommy sauce too, incidentally

Not at all. All I'm saying is I wouldn't expect you to be eating a fish finger butty while laying claim to a dormant peerage.

[George Smiley]

After years of being cooked for I forgot how to wipe my arse. Today I mastered the poached egg!

[Pericoloso]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh dear, I just looked up unusual village names on Google, I can't possibly recommend some of them Dicky but a couple were Badgers Mount and Batchelors Bump!!!!

Badgers Mount is near my sister's place,as is Pratts Bottom and Locks Bottom.
Passed a sign in Germany for wkum on Friday.

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

Bomma220 said:

Oh dear. Just catching up on things, I'm afraid I made some fish finger sandwiches for me and Grandbomma last weekend. Have I transgressed some unwritten law?
Nice bit of tommy sauce too, incidentally

Not at all. All I'm saying is I wouldn't expect you to be eating a fish finger butty while laying claim to a dormant peerage.

That's good, no dormant peerages here. There's plenty of other stuff that's dormant, certainly no peerages though.

[glenrobbo]

George Smiley said:

After years of being cooked for I forgot how to wipe my arse. Today I mastered the poached egg!

I sincerely hope that you washed your hands at some time between the two activities...

This is a respectable thread.

[Pericoloso]

We have those hand cleanser dispensers at every door.
They're empty but the thought is there.
"Cleanliness is next to Chlamydia"......in a made up dictionary.

[DickyC]

My enjoyment of chocolate raisins has been sorely tested. I took the open bag of said delicacy out of the fridge upside down. It transpires I don't eat chocolate raisins that have been on the floor.

Is that a light machine gun I can hear in the distance?

No, it's Dicky trying to sneak some sweets and failing.