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TwigtheWonderkid

43,599 posts

151 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Going back to football, I met the health and safety manager for Real Sociedad FC recently. I asked him how he avoided crushing when the home fans left the match and he replied "We never put all our Basques in one exit."

MartG

20,716 posts

205 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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havoc

30,189 posts

236 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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MartG said:
Isn't that one for the 'things that really annoy you' thread?

7-11 being open 24hrs is like PoundShop deciding to sell things for 50p...

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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havoc said:
MartG said:
Isn't that one for the 'things that really annoy you on Mars' thread?

7-11 being open 24hrs is like PoundShop deciding to sell things for 50p...
EFA

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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K12beano said:
havoc said:
MartG said:
Isn't that one for the 'things that really annoy you on Mars' thread?

7-11 being open 24hrs is like PoundShop deciding to sell things for 50p...
EFA
You seem to have entirely missed the point being made.

Dogwatch

6,240 posts

223 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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havoc said:
7-11 being open 24hrs is like PoundShop deciding to sell things for 50p...
O/T When a large competitor opened nearby our local Poundland dropped all its prices to 98p.

Like the joke though.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,599 posts

151 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Poundland took over our local 99p store. When is this Weimar Republic style inflation going to end?

driverrob

4,693 posts

204 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Einion Yrth said:
You seem to have entirely missed the point being made.
readyes



MartG

20,716 posts

205 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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ClockworkCupcake

74,835 posts

273 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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MartG said:
Ironically, I just popped on here to post that! smile

Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Sunday 23 April 12:13

grumbledoak

31,568 posts

234 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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The numbers for the Science March have been adjusted and found to be worse than previously thought, findings confirmed by the organisers' mates.

Nimby

4,639 posts

151 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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e i and pi go into a bar.

"You lot look << 18", says the barman. "Can you prove your i.d?"
"Our friend over there can", says pi. "Hey, Euler ..."

PoleDriver

28,655 posts

195 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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A snake that is 3.14metres long is called a pi-thon.
This joke works better in metric units because snakes don't have feet.
And if you want to make any calculations regarding more than one snake you'll need an Adder!

MartG

20,716 posts

205 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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RyanOPlasty

755 posts

209 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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laugh
MartG said:
laugh

PoleDriver

28,655 posts

195 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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RyanOPlasty said:
laugh
MartG said:
laugh
Every bloody time! mad

ClockworkCupcake

74,835 posts

273 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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MartG said:
Indeed. It's a well known fact that USB plugs have three orientations - the up way, the down way, and the initial quantum state that is the wrong way. smile

Incidentally, the "S" in "USB" actually stands for Shroedinger.


Evangelion

7,769 posts

179 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Nope ... baffled yet again!

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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PoleDriver said:
A snake that is 3.14metres long is called a pi-thon.
This joke works better in metric units because snakes don't have feet.
And if you want to make any calculations regarding more than one snake you'll need an Adder!
And an Octopus is an eight legged cat.

S6PNJ

5,189 posts

282 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
MartG said:
Indeed. It's a well known fact that USB plugs have three orientations - the up way, the down way, and the initial quantum state that is the wrong way. smile

Incidentally, the "S" in "USB" actually stands for Shroedinger.
I always thought the "S" was for "Superposition", ie the original orientation is incorrect but after having tried the other orientation it is found to actually be correct.

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