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Moominator said:
mikees said:
Saying Simon cowell with a net worth of £550m is council while living in a £250k ex barrat box with a £150k mortgage is council.
Is council. Did I mention a company car Vauxhall ?
Council.
Is council. Did I mention a company car Vauxhall ?
Council.
Anyone living in a house or flat built this century..
That includes riverside new money flats in London too.
Going to the local paper with your sob story
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/13635735.VIDEOHampshire_mum_stunned_by_Tesco_drink_after_finding_LIVE_beetle_inside/
The beetle would have drowned or suffocated within minutes of being sealed in the carton
Daft people
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/13635735.VIDEOHampshire_mum_stunned_by_Tesco_drink_after_finding_LIVE_beetle_inside/
The beetle would have drowned or suffocated within minutes of being sealed in the carton
Daft people
had ham said:
Sump said:
Washing your car on the drive with one of those orange B&Q buckets.
Washing your own car.Spare tyre said:
HTP99 said:
The guy who came for an interview a few weeks back at work; sauntered in, shirt untucked, no tie, long hair slicked back, swigging from a can of Red Bull.
On benefits and just going through the motions?Just remembered; also had an older guy saunter in a year or so back; looked a right mess, he asked if we had any jobs going, upon us saying that we hadn't, he asked us to sign a form for him; it was from the job centre to prove that he was looking and he even said that he wasn't interested in getting a job and he was only going through the motions, we told him to get out and didn't sign his form.
Countdown said:
FreeLitres said:
My old Boss used to call the terrestrial TV channels (1-5) "Council telly".
This always confused me, as I'm pretty sure most council houses will have some kind of Sky package in order to get the most use out of their 50 inch plasma and day time viewing.
This always confused me, as I'm pretty sure most council houses will have some kind of Sky package in order to get the most use out of their 50 inch plasma and day time viewing.
Council House estates were prime hunting grounds for NYNEX sales reps (aka Virgin Media) when they first opened in the UK 25 years ago. Their ideal customers were unemployed people who stayed at home all day.
My old man (now retired) had a few 'Tanning Salons' when they were really starting to boom about 10-15 years ago. Whenever he was looking for a new premises his prime concern was how close it was to the local council estate and how big the estate was.
He wanted it to be in walking distance from the estates - every shop he opened made a fortune.
He wanted it to be in walking distance from the estates - every shop he opened made a fortune.
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1363754...
I'll just leave this here.
could have been a tragic tale and its fortunate it isn't.
However its worth noting the children's names:
Porscher & Treyjan.
Yes, who knew Porsche has an "r"
oh and the council house joke is:
what's grey and damp and hangs from the side of a satelite dish?
a council house.
I'll just leave this here.
could have been a tragic tale and its fortunate it isn't.
However its worth noting the children's names:
Porscher & Treyjan.
Yes, who knew Porsche has an "r"
oh and the council house joke is:
what's grey and damp and hangs from the side of a satelite dish?
a council house.
Saw a house last night with about 20/30 empty "pop" bottles waiting to be collected - council is having cheap sugary drinks delivered and collected in bulk.
Also - any "adopted" continental food which is served with chips. Popular, I believe , in eating establishments in places like Benidorm and Magaluf.
i.e. Lasagne and chips, spaghetti bolognaise and chips, beef stroganoff and chips..........
Also - any "adopted" continental food which is served with chips. Popular, I believe , in eating establishments in places like Benidorm and Magaluf.
i.e. Lasagne and chips, spaghetti bolognaise and chips, beef stroganoff and chips..........
austinsmirk said:
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1363754...
I'll just leave this here.
could have been a tragic tale and its fortunate it isn't.
However its worth noting the children's names:
Porscher & Treyjan.
Yes, who knew Porsche has an "r"
oh and the council house joke is:
what's grey and damp and hangs from the side of a satelite dish?
a council house.
Probably everyone in fairness, it is the third letter of the word, after all. I'll just leave this here.
could have been a tragic tale and its fortunate it isn't.
However its worth noting the children's names:
Porscher & Treyjan.
Yes, who knew Porsche has an "r"
oh and the council house joke is:
what's grey and damp and hangs from the side of a satelite dish?
a council house.
CoolHands said:
jamiebae said:
Can I report that for 'Outraging public decency'? Seriously.Dr Murdoch said:
Smoking has already been mentioned, but can I raise the bar ....
Buying in packs of ten
Buying Richmond or Lambert & Butler
Discarding empty packets on the ground for someone else to clear up
Council wker Scum
Actually you're wrong about the packs of 10.Buying in packs of ten
Buying Richmond or Lambert & Butler
Discarding empty packets on the ground for someone else to clear up
Council wker Scum
Proper council buy moody/foreign fags off the bloke on the estate who sells them in 200s or 5 pouches of rolling tobacco.
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