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Wiccan of Darkness said:
Regular one that does the rounds with frightening regularity at work when we get a new bod in. Will only make sense to biologists...
Biochemist goes in to a bar.
"I need an energy drink, what you got?" Barman puts a can of energy drink on the bar.
"That'll be 80p" says the barman.
"Perfect" says the biochemist. How much will that be?"
"80p" says the barman.
"Thank you - but how much does it COST?"
Newbs will find it hilarious. People like me who have heard it umpteen times do not.
Something to do with Adenosine Triphosphate?Biochemist goes in to a bar.
"I need an energy drink, what you got?" Barman puts a can of energy drink on the bar.
"That'll be 80p" says the barman.
"Perfect" says the biochemist. How much will that be?"
"80p" says the barman.
"Thank you - but how much does it COST?"
Newbs will find it hilarious. People like me who have heard it umpteen times do not.
Never heard it before but I don't think it's hilarious either.
ILoveMondeo said:
To be fair, I struggle with vi too. On systems where I cant install nano.
Came across this after being overjoyed to hear that 80 people an hour are searching stack overflow for "how to exit vim"
https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/23/stack-overfl...
ZZCame across this after being overjoyed to hear that 80 people an hour are searching stack overflow for "how to exit vim"
https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/23/stack-overfl...
Warmfuzzies said:
MartG said:
By my friend Rupert Goodwins and lifted from his Facebook feed:
Infernal Bill Gates, God of Risk,
Whose code doth thrash the restless disk,
Who bidd'st the mighty bugs to sleep
And memory its bounds to keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on XP!
O Trinity of pointers screwed
Our brethren shield from screens of blue
From spam and virus, kernel woes,
Protect them whereso'er they go,
Thus evermore shall rise as one
Glad praise from those who Linux run.
Infernal Bill Gates, God of Risk,
Whose code doth thrash the restless disk,
Who bidd'st the mighty bugs to sleep
And memory its bounds to keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on XP!
O Trinity of pointers screwed
Our brethren shield from screens of blue
From spam and virus, kernel woes,
Protect them whereso'er they go,
Thus evermore shall rise as one
Glad praise from those who Linux run.
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