A bit council (Vol 4)

[br d]

gus607 said:

bobtail4x4 said:

a tactical nuclear strike on Skeg would solve lots of things

Now you tell me. We are going there for five days next week ! https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/imgs/4.gif

I went there for a weekend last year, it's interesting.

You can get 6 large doughnuts for 2 quid on the front, and when you're on the front you can tell that you can get 6 large doughnuts for 2 quid.

[nonsequitur]

br d said:

I went there for a weekend last year, it's interesting.

You can get 6 large doughnuts for 2 quid on the front, and when you're on the front you can tell that you can get 6 large doughnuts for 2 quid.

Are they tasty?

[br d]

nonsequitur said:

br d said:

I went there for a weekend last year, it's interesting.

You can get 6 large doughnuts for 2 quid on the front, and when you're on the front you can tell that you can get 6 large doughnuts for 2 quid.

Are they tasty?

I didn't partake but many, many people clearly do.

It was a good laugh for a weekend though and I would go again, it's just that being a shy softie southerner I wasn't quite ready for so many chips, fags and tattoos.

We went down the front and I had forgotten to bring a jacket, it was a bit nippy so I dived into one of those emporiums of tat they have at seaside towns. They had a rack of Harringtons, I picked up a lovely red one and said to the owner - rather naively - "Is this a real Harrington?"
He fixed me with a withering stare and said "It's 20 fking quid, what do you fking think?".

Can't argue with that type of directness! I bought it immediately.

[WilliamWoollard]

Caravan? Or butlins?

[Tango13]

WilliamWoollard said:

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Skeg-vegas

https://goo.gl/maps/1BXrpzyBH6Y72hFQA

Keep scrolling north for caravan park heaven.

Give? GIVE? GIVE?

You couldn't fking pay me to take Skag-vegas off your hands And if you think Skeg is bad you should visit Mablethorpe just up the road...

When I first moved up to Lincolnshire from Hertfordshire I went out on the bike exploring and as I rode into Mablethorpe I wondered how long before I saw the full hou...

Bingo!!!!

Bloke in tracksuit bottoms, vest top, tattoos, can of wife beater, knock off gold jewelry and a Staffie on a lead.

During the summer there is a miasma of chip fat hovering over Skeg that is so thick it actualy coats your visor, I thought I was working class until I visited 'chip pan ally' I went from 'working class' to 'middle class' in half a step

[anonymous-user]

four seasons.... caravan park

[smileymikey]

Alan535 said:

four seasons.... caravan park

Many tribes put the bravery and strength of their young adults to the test. in coming of age rituals. In the Southwest we have something similar. Its Pontins at Brean Sands. You survive a weekend at that place your good to go. Its also used to test the fertility of 15 year old tribal girls.

[Steamer]

smileymikey said:

Alan535 said:

four seasons.... caravan park

Many tribes put the bravery and strength of their young adults to the test. in coming of age rituals. In the Southwest we have something similar. Its Pontins at Brean Sands. You survive a weekend at that place your good to go. Its also used to test the fertility of 15 year old tribal girls.

I've heard they can't even kill the actual venue either! Did'nt it catch fire, and then partially fall down recently.

[nonsequitur]

Steamer said:

smileymikey said:

Alan535 said:

four seasons.... caravan park

Many tribes put the bravery and strength of their young adults to the test. in coming of age rituals. In the Southwest we have something similar. Its Pontins at Brean Sands. You survive a weekend at that place your good to go. Its also used to test the fertility of 15 year old tribal girls.

I've heard they can't even kill the actual venue either! Did'nt it catch fire, and then partially fall down recently.

That could have been part of the coming of age ritual.

[STO]

In flight entertainment anyone?
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[The Li-ion King]

64 Year Old 'Foul Mouthed Old Trout' breaches ASBO after ramming police car in her van before exposing herself
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That's a face only her mother could love

[ninepoint2]

STO said:

In flight entertainment anyone?
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18140644.abingdo...

Classy!!

[anonymous-user]

ninepoint2 said:

STO said:

In flight entertainment anyone?
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18140644.abingdo...

Classy!!

One of the accused showing his achievement ?

[Frank7]

br d said:

I went there for a weekend last year, it's interesting.

Doing a three truck job at Burgh-le-Marsh, Lincs. in the mid eighties, I drew the short straw, dropped my trailer, and drove the tractor unit the five miles into Skegness, for coffee, bread, and cigarettes.
I was probably gone maybe thirty-forty minutes, but it felt like I’d driven through a time warp and been away for twenty four hours.

[Tango13]

Frank7 said:

Doing a three truck job at Burgh-le-Marsh, Lincs. in the mid eighties, I drew the short straw, dropped my trailer, and drove the tractor unit the five miles into Skegness, for coffee, bread, and cigarettes.
I was probably gone maybe thirty-forty minutes, but it felt like I’d driven through a time warp and been away for twenty four hours.

Burgh-le-Marsh is still stuck in the eighties, the eighteen eighties

[anonymous-user]

techiedave said:

One of the accused showing his achievement ?

Only two fingers???

[Captain Smerc]

Thesprucegoose said:

techiedave said:

One of the accused showing his achievement ?

Only two fingers???

KitKat!

[stewjohnst]

Tango13 said:

Give? GIVE? GIVE?

You couldn't fking pay me to take Skag-vegas off your hands And if you think Skeg is bad you should visit Mablethorpe just up the road...

When I first moved up to Lincolnshire from Hertfordshire I went out on the bike exploring and as I rode into Mablethorpe I wondered how long before I saw the full hou...

Bingo!!!!

Bloke in tracksuit bottoms, vest top, tattoos, can of wife beater, knock off gold jewelry and a Staffie on a lead.

During the summer there is a miasma of chip fat hovering over Skeg that is so thick it actualy coats your visor, I thought I was working class until I visited 'chip pan ally' I went from 'working class' to 'middle class' in half a step

Is the Trusthorpe holiday village still there at Mablethorpe? Went there as a kid before we got classy and started going to Cleethorpes

[stewjohnst]

Driving home on Sunday night, saw a fire engine piling down the road towards me with sirens and blues on, bloke on the pavement takes a look at it coming, decides to go for it and scampers across the road just in front of the fire engine and disappears directly into a Betfred as the engine blares past.

Must have been one hell of a tip to risk it.

[Dog Star]

STO said:

In flight entertainment anyone?
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18140644.abingdo...

What a girl!