Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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RammyMP said:
Smitters said:
Mrs: That's the B's and E's.
Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
That reminds me of one of the wife’s, “Jesus wet!” I’m going to ask her one day why is he wet.Me: You what?
Mrs: The B's and E's - you know, really good.
Me: ...
Me: The bee's knees.
Mrs: Eh?
Me: The bee's knees. For the pollen and the collecting and the flowers. The bee's knees are really good.
Mrs: Not the B's and E's then?
Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
Me: what?
Her: up and Adam
Me: had to explain its up and at ‘em
PositronicRay said:
singlecoil said:
My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.
I think you'll have to explain it to me too. The Mad Monk said:
PositronicRay said:
singlecoil said:
My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.
I think you'll have to explain it to me too. No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.
singlecoil said:
The Mad Monk said:
PositronicRay said:
singlecoil said:
My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.
I think you'll have to explain it to me too. No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.
nonsequitur said:
singlecoil said:
The Mad Monk said:
PositronicRay said:
singlecoil said:
My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.
I think you'll have to explain it to me too. No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.
I've just been watching a video on Youtube featuring Naymar's best bit of skill. He's wearing various different kits, the other teams featured also are wearing a multitude of kits. Some matches are in daylight, some under floodlights. Some have commentary, some do not.
I'm admiring the superb skills, Mrs SCE can also tell that the bloke is a bit good, but then she comes out with "Which match is this?"
FFS, I despair, I really do.
I'm admiring the superb skills, Mrs SCE can also tell that the bloke is a bit good, but then she comes out with "Which match is this?"
FFS, I despair, I really do.
The Mad Monk said:
For spelling missus as Mrs, go and wait outside the Head's study.
Minus 1 point for repetition See post 6 pages ago....CanAm said:
The Mad Monk said:
CanAm said:
Not really a classic from the Mrs. I've got no idea who those two blokes are either.
Not really the point. His missus (not Mrs) knew the name of another rugby player, but one from a different country. The fact that you haven't heard of either of them is irrelevant.
BTW, my spelling was deliberate, bearing in mind that the thread title is "Classic from the mrs!"
nonsequitur said:
singlecoil said:
The Mad Monk said:
PositronicRay said:
singlecoil said:
My wife is out in the kitchen cooking supper, and I go out there to chat with her about something. I look out into the garden and I see a half coconut shell lying on the ground. So I ask her about it and she says it must have been dropped there by something. So I say it must have been an African swallow. I then have to spend 5 minutes explaining it to her while she patiently carries on cooking and waits for me to stop talking.
I think you'll have to explain it to me too. No particular reason for the present tense, it's just a style chosen, in this case, unconsciously.
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