Match.com (Vol. 7)
Discussion
technodup said:
Lemming Train said:
Don't bring me into it! It's George Smiley's new account.
Ah, there's two of you then.You'd both have loved my most recent story too. She wasn't my type, I didn't get anything bar a fumble, but talk about open minded...
Drihump Trolomite said:
technodup said:
Lemming Train said:
Don't bring me into it! It's George Smiley's new account.
Ah, there's two of you then.You'd both have loved my most recent story too. She wasn't my type, I didn't get anything bar a fumble, but talk about open minded...
So it's not actually the story you have an issue with, it's the success. Which says more about you than me.
Drihump Trolomite said:
At one point you were up to 7 girls a week, if I w
k for 3 days in a row by Thursday it's an issue
I went out with 4 in a week. I didn't fk for 3 days in a row by Thursday it's an issueEdited by Drihump Trolomite on Saturday 30th November 10:44
k four in a week. At least try to get the story you're disputing straight.technodup said:
Drihump Trolomite said:
At one point you were up to 7 girls a week, if I wk for 3 days in a row by Thursday it's an issue
I went out with 4 in a week. I didn't fk for 3 days in a row by Thursday it's an issueEdited by Drihump Trolomite on Saturday 30th November 10:44
k four in a week. At least try to get the story you're disputing straight.
2018 was rather mundane. 2019 a little bit naughty but nothing silly.
Petrus1983 said:
I’ve slept with 3 different girls on the same day, and easily a different girl everyday for atleast a week. That was 2017 and was a bit of a mental one - new friends, new location - fun times
2018 was rather mundane. 2019 a little bit naughty but nothing silly.
Some people seem to think just because they've only pumped 4 women in their life everyone else is the same. 2018 was rather mundane. 2019 a little bit naughty but nothing silly.
I've been off it with illness since about April. I went out an interesting one from Hinge last week but only because she hit me up first. I've now knocked back my hole twice this year and it doesn't feel great tbh. But I'm nearly back on top form so will dust off the old Tinder profile and get stuck back in in the new year.
Hinge girl was an odd one, totally not my type, short hair, trainers, you'd think she was a lesbian. Turns out she's bi, loves threesomes, tantric sex and homemade porn, so I was going to take one for the team once I'm fully fit.
Unfortunately she went weird before I got the chance.Joey Deacon said:
technodup said:
Joey Deacon said:
Me too, as you say alright for the night just don't look too closely once they have their clothes off. Most of them are filth too, used to tell them to meet me in a pub wearing an outfit (short skirt usually) and lingerie I picked out, two drinks then back to theirs. would be shagging them in said outfit just pushed up as soon as we got through the door.
Shagging stories are verboten here. Coming on here telling us about your success is not the done thing. Women do not like getting pumped, do not forget all their rules after a glass of cheap wine, and definitely don't do anything other than the occasional bit of under the covers lovemaking. Get back OT, this thread is about glorious failure, run of the mill failure and at the extreme end some proper weirdo failure.
obviously taking flowers for her each time, pulling her chair out, opening all doors and paying for everything.
More tales of getting a "Sorry, I didn't think there was a spark" text the day after spending £200 on dinner on a first date?
Tales of running slightly late, parking the car in the first car park I see, seeing the woman ahead of me buying a ticket and thinking "I hope that's not her" as she turns around and recognises me?
Seeing an overweight woman waiting outside the bar, her seeing me and then telling me "all the other men didn't turn up" (I think they ran when they spotted you). Getting drunk to get through it, then blurting out "let's get some food" as I feel hungry. Sobering up half way through dinner thinking, "what the hell am I doing" and as we leave her asking "what would you like to do now........" me then saying "I think I better go home" before walking away quickly and not looking back.
The last two may or may not have happened to me.
I just find it a little obvious. I little bit gloaty. Again, I rarely sit around with mates and tell stories of good things. (and I would say I've had "much success"
) The failures are probably more told. I only because self deprecation is more the style of my social circle. Yes Girls like to fk! Who knew Yes there's no correlation between spunking hundreds or thousands on dates and drinks and whatnot and getting a) sex or b) a relationship.And I would always caution against that sort of thing anyway. Low key drink far better for 1st meeting. Doing mental things first date is probably something you cant continue. So doesn't even demonstrate the real you to the lady anyway.
What I would prefer to read though on his thread. And perhaps this would help others on the thread. Is WHAT you did to get to that point. As in tactics, Messages, where you went etc
Granted, what works for you or Petreus may or may not work for me, (eg I don't have a massive wallet and a boat
Or indeed his desire to fall head over heels with every girls he meets 
) or anyone else here. But it might just make something click for others.
And isn't that a better use of out time? Helping others?
S1KRR said:
self deprecation
I think that's just the British way tbh. I'm much the same in real life, I don't sugar coat anything, don't exaggerate for the ladies and certainly don't have a boat (or a car come to that). But having said that if you can recount the failures (as I did above) then I don't have a problem with the opposite, either by myself or reading others.As for how, it's common sense ffs. Take some good pics (AND LOOK SOCIABLE!), don't waffle on your profile, have a couple of good openers you can tweak to suit, be flirty and complimentary without overdoing either. I just chat s
t, ask a bare minimum of questions and when it comes to dates it's drinks, and at a place within 5mins of my house. No afternoon tea at the Ritz, no weekend in Prague, no abseiling down a cliff. bks to all that st, and if she turns up in trainers I'm out of there. I suppose the problem is everyone thinks their openers are good, when they don't actually open anything. Same with pics, chat etc. And for obvious reasons nobody's going to post them up so there's not a lot more help can be given,
technodup said:
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As for how, it's common sense ffs. Take some good pics (AND LOOK SOCIABLE!), don't waffle on your profile, have a couple of good openers you can tweak to suit, be flirty and complimentary without overdoing either. I just chat st, ask a bare minimum of questions and when it comes to dates it's drinks, and at a place within 5mins of my house. No afternoon tea at the Ritz, no weekend in Prague, no abseiling down a cliff. bks to all that st, and if she turns up in trainers I'm out of there.
I suppose the problem is everyone thinks their openers are good, when they don't actually open anything. Same with pics, chat etc. And for obvious reasons nobody's going to post them up so there's not a lot more help can be given,
Have you read this thread? As for how, it's common sense ffs. Take some good pics (AND LOOK SOCIABLE!), don't waffle on your profile, have a couple of good openers you can tweak to suit, be flirty and complimentary without overdoing either. I just chat s
t, ask a bare minimum of questions and when it comes to dates it's drinks, and at a place within 5mins of my house. No afternoon tea at the Ritz, no weekend in Prague, no abseiling down a cliff. bks to all that st, and if she turns up in trainers I'm out of there. I suppose the problem is everyone thinks their openers are good, when they don't actually open anything. Same with pics, chat etc. And for obvious reasons nobody's going to post them up so there's not a lot more help can be given,
It's far from common sense to many. Hence why we need to put out (good) pointers
Pics may not be forthcoming (of her or PHer) But words can be put up reasonably easily.
S1KRR said:
Have you read this thread?
It's far from common sense to many. Hence why we need to put out (good) pointers
There's no point. The freaks will still be freaks and the ones who managed to snare a woman in the 90s and haven't had another since can't believe things have changed a bit.It's far from common sense to many. Hence why we need to put out (good) pointers
technodup said:
S1KRR said:
Have you read this thread?
It's far from common sense to many. Hence why we need to put out (good) pointers
There's no point. The freaks will still be freaks and the ones who managed to snare a woman in the 90s and haven't had another since can't believe things have changed a bit.It's far from common sense to many. Hence why we need to put out (good) pointers
It’s hardly rocket science... put your best foot forward and accept you’ll win some, lose some.
technodup said:
ome people seem to think just because they've only pumped 4 women in their life everyone else is the same.
Exactly. I'll not be crass enough to state my 'number', but let's just say the wife (then my girlfriend) nearly dumped me when she found out. My best friend is WELL in to triple figures, and I'd guess (I don't fancy guys...) is only a 5-6/10?Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
technodup said:
ome people seem to think just because they've only pumped 4 women in their life everyone else is the same.
I'll not be crass enough to state my 'number', but let's just say the wife (then my girlfriend) nearly dumped me when she found out. 
Edited by Plate spinner on Saturday 30th November 18:02
Slight change re: "freaks"
Talking to a guy I know a bit recently.
Recently separated from his wife, (who I've met once and "not even with yours mate" springs to mind!) Sticky divorce ongoing. I think she cheated, and there's a child involved that's inevitably being weaponised by her
He's been on the apps a bit. But he's doing most things very wrong imo
Firstly his whole demeanour is aggressive! He's getting the proper arse with the girls that chat for ages and don't meet up. (and not knowing when to stop replying) He's sending them messages about how he's going to be like a lost puppy and very possessive of them! That all he wants is a woman to look after him
He's got a casual thing going with a lady who he clearly doesn't even like! And he said he would have had similar arrangements with others but grumpily told me "they didn't want to have unprotected sex" He did say they were all rough af. Significantly older than him in most cases. And without sounding especially rude. He's far from a catch!
I did try to steer the conversation towards the light a bit. Trying to point out that dating is supposed to be fun not actually pissing you off.
He's clearly bitter about women in general. And I'm not convinced he should be dating at all currently. But he's clearly in the rebound of the marriage and fears desperately being on his own. But everything hes doing is only heading in 1 direction!
So which of you lot is him?
Prologued with "and I never liked her my darling, and you are better in every conceivable measurable metric. I have erased her from my mind with hypnosis and I will never ever even think of her again"
I know a guy (not a close mate) who is probably near a thousand! Which sounds utterly ridiculous, until you see the way he is around women in general. He's just a machine! Interesting like Technodup (forever more shortened to TKUP ) he always goes to places where he can get them back to his place pretty quickly.
I will preface this, with the addition, that very few of these girls last around a long time. He hasn't really got much of career. He is just the party guy that never grew up. Hes in his 40s now! I admire his commitment But just collecting endless notches seems a curious way to live. I mean a random shag here or there. Fine, but after 100 what more can you experience?
Looks wise, I'd say he's a 7ish. He puts effort in to achieve that. (remember the scale is that 8+ could make a living based on their looks) And there are NO 10s!
I actually stayed in touch with one of his longer ex's after they inevitably separated due to him forever playing away. She was a utterly lovely person, smart, beautiful, not stuck up all the boxes ticked (ahem ) Like wife and mother material. Which is exactly what she is currently with someone else. I genuinely think he missed out. I daresay he wouldn't agree.
EDIT TO ADD #humbebrag
15 or 16 I guess. That's actual penetration. Blow jobs only, chuck another 3 or 4 on perhaps. I'm sure I read somewhere the average guy is like 5-6?
Talking to a guy I know a bit recently.
Recently separated from his wife, (who I've met once and "not even with yours mate" springs to mind!) Sticky divorce ongoing. I think she cheated, and there's a child involved that's inevitably being weaponised by her
He's been on the apps a bit. But he's doing most things very wrong imo
Firstly his whole demeanour is aggressive! He's getting the proper arse with the girls that chat for ages and don't meet up. (and not knowing when to stop replying) He's sending them messages about how he's going to be like a lost puppy and very possessive of them! That all he wants is a woman to look after him
He's got a casual thing going with a lady who he clearly doesn't even like! And he said he would have had similar arrangements with others but grumpily told me "they didn't want to have unprotected sex" He did say they were all rough af. Significantly older than him in most cases. And without sounding especially rude. He's far from a catch!
I did try to steer the conversation towards the light a bit. Trying to point out that dating is supposed to be fun not actually pissing you off.
He's clearly bitter about women in general. And I'm not convinced he should be dating at all currently. But he's clearly in the rebound of the marriage and fears desperately being on his own. But everything hes doing is only heading in 1 direction!
So which of you lot is him?
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Exactly. I'll not be crass enough to state my 'number', but let's just say the wife (then my girlfriend) nearly dumped me when she found out. My best friend is WELL in to triple figures, and I'd guess (I don't fancy guys...) is only a 5-6/10?
Was it just one? Prologued with "and I never liked her my darling, and you are better in every conceivable measurable metric. I have erased her from my mind with hypnosis and I will never ever even think of her again"
Lemming Train said:
Some people can't post experiences of things that didn't happen.
Cant speak for the posters here.I know a guy (not a close mate) who is probably near a thousand! Which sounds utterly ridiculous, until you see the way he is around women in general. He's just a machine! Interesting like Technodup (forever more shortened to TKUP
) he always goes to places where he can get them back to his place pretty quickly.I will preface this, with the addition, that very few of these girls last around a long time. He hasn't really got much of career. He is just the party guy that never grew up. Hes in his 40s now! I admire his commitment
But just collecting endless notches seems a curious way to live. I mean a random shag here or there. Fine, but after 100 what more can you experience? Looks wise, I'd say he's a 7ish. He puts effort in to achieve that. (remember the scale is that 8+ could make a living based on their looks) And there are NO 10s!
I actually stayed in touch with one of his longer ex's after they inevitably separated due to him forever playing away. She was a utterly lovely person, smart, beautiful, not stuck up all the boxes ticked (ahem ) Like wife and mother material. Which is exactly what she is currently with someone else. I genuinely think he missed out. I daresay he wouldn't agree.
EDIT TO ADD #humbebrag
15 or 16 I guess. That's actual penetration. Blow jobs only, chuck another 3 or 4 on perhaps. I'm sure I read somewhere the average guy is like 5-6?
Edited by S1KRR on Saturday 30th November 18:07
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