Caught peeing in the kettle.

Caught peeing in the kettle.

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BDR529

3,560 posts

176 months

Monday 11th April 2011
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Thanks for the bump Conian, probably wouldn't have found this amazing thread otherwise rofl

ChairsWithHairs

23,907 posts

196 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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"recycling"??

tsuchan

3 posts

149 months

Monday 4th June 2018
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First time to hear about this; but I've always rinsed out and boiled, emptied, refilled and boiled a hotel kettle before using it.

After that, to be honest I'd use the kettle even if I knew somebody had pissed in it. Why? Well, because objectively it will be less dirty than many other things I put in my mouth. I mean, I'm one of those people who washes his hands about 20 times a day. If I touch a bin - even with one finger - I'm psychologically bound to wash my hands. But after I've washed my hands in the hotel en-suite, I'll touch the bathroom door, open the room door, quite likely open a fire door or two, press the lift button, handle change from my pocket while I pay for a drink and a packet of crisps at the bar; and then without so much as using a wet-wipe I'll persaude myself to eat those crisps, never considering that I'd better eat them with a knife and fork. So tell me honestly, which of those would subject me to the most nasty bugs..?

eldar

21,910 posts

198 months

Monday 4th June 2018
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tsuchan said:
First time to hear about this; but I've always rinsed out and boiled, emptied, refilled and boiled a hotel kettle before using it.

After that, to be honest I'd use the kettle even if I knew somebody had pissed in it. Why? Well, because objectively it will be less dirty than many other things I put in my mouth. I mean, I'm one of those people who washes his hands about 20 times a day. If I touch a bin - even with one finger - I'm psychologically bound to wash my hands. But after I've washed my hands in the hotel en-suite, I'll touch the bathroom door, open the room door, quite likely open a fire door or two, press the lift button, handle change from my pocket while I pay for a drink and a packet of crisps at the bar; and then without so much as using a wet-wipe I'll persaude myself to eat those crisps, never considering that I'd better eat them with a knife and fork. So tell me honestly, which of those would subject me to the most nasty bugs..?
Took 7 years to come up with that, deep thought going on theresmile

AlexRS2782

8,074 posts

215 months

Monday 4th June 2018
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eldar said:
tsuchan said:
First time to hear about this; but I've always rinsed out and boiled, emptied, refilled and boiled a hotel kettle before using it.

After that, to be honest I'd use the kettle even if I knew somebody had pissed in it. Why? Well, because objectively it will be less dirty than many other things I put in my mouth. I mean, I'm one of those people who washes his hands about 20 times a day. If I touch a bin - even with one finger - I'm psychologically bound to wash my hands. But after I've washed my hands in the hotel en-suite, I'll touch the bathroom door, open the room door, quite likely open a fire door or two, press the lift button, handle change from my pocket while I pay for a drink and a packet of crisps at the bar; and then without so much as using a wet-wipe I'll persaude myself to eat those crisps, never considering that I'd better eat them with a knife and fork. So tell me honestly, which of those would subject me to the most nasty bugs..?
Took 7 years to come up with that, deep thought going on theresmile
The search function's either working really badly, or has become really accurate and this is just the type of weird fetish they were searching for hehe

Strudul

1,596 posts

87 months

Monday 4th June 2018
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Isn't this one in the list of legendary threads?

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

147 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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As this thread has been bumped here's another reason to fear the hotel kettle:

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspap...

vomit

'er indoors always insists on rinsing them out about 10 times (hotel kettles that is).

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

241 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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eldar said:
tsuchan said:
First time to hear about this; but I've always rinsed out and boiled, emptied, refilled and boiled a hotel kettle before using it.

After that, to be honest I'd use the kettle even if I knew somebody had pissed in it. Why? Well, because objectively it will be less dirty than many other things I put in my mouth. I mean, I'm one of those people who washes his hands about 20 times a day. If I touch a bin - even with one finger - I'm psychologically bound to wash my hands. But after I've washed my hands in the hotel en-suite, I'll touch the bathroom door, open the room door, quite likely open a fire door or two, press the lift button, handle change from my pocket while I pay for a drink and a packet of crisps at the bar; and then without so much as using a wet-wipe I'll persaude myself to eat those crisps, never considering that I'd better eat them with a knife and fork. So tell me honestly, which of those would subject me to the most nasty bugs..?
Took 7 years to come up with that, deep thought going on theresmile
There was talk of it on last night's QI thumbup

motco

16,020 posts

248 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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C0ffin D0dger said:
As this thread has been bumped here's another reason to fear the hotel kettle:

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspap...

vomit

'er indoors always insists on rinsing them out about 10 times (hotel kettles that is).
The sockets are Australian...

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

147 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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motco said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
As this thread has been bumped here's another reason to fear the hotel kettle:

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspap...

vomit

'er indoors always insists on rinsing them out about 10 times (hotel kettles that is).
The sockets are Australian...
Didn't say what hotel it was in but it does figure that this would happen in an uncivilised part of the world biggrin

ChocolateFrog

26,036 posts

175 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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C0ffin D0dger said:
motco said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
As this thread has been bumped here's another reason to fear the hotel kettle:

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspap...

vomit

'er indoors always insists on rinsing them out about 10 times (hotel kettles that is).
The sockets are Australian...
Didn't say what hotel it was in but it does figure that this would happen in an uncivilised part of the world biggrin
"Enough to make your blood boil"



motco

16,020 posts

248 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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C0ffin D0dger said:
motco said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
As this thread has been bumped here's another reason to fear the hotel kettle:

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspap...

vomit

'er indoors always insists on rinsing them out about 10 times (hotel kettles that is).
The sockets are Australian...
Didn't say what hotel it was in but it does figure that this would happen in an uncivilised part of the world biggrin
My point precisely!

CanAm

9,374 posts

274 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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Bob Mortimer admitted on TV to having done this in hotels, and thought it wasn't unusual. Of course, he could have been lying....

CharlieH89

9,080 posts

167 months

Sunday 3rd November 2019
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This thread has made me think twice about using hotel kettles.

surveyor

17,912 posts

186 months

Sunday 3rd November 2019
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CharlieH89 said:
This thread has made me think twice about using hotel kettles.
That’s it? I was hoping for far better things than that comment!

Honk

1,988 posts

205 months

Sunday 3rd November 2019
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This thread intrudes whenever I am enjoying a cuppa in a hotel room. PTSD

psi310398

9,262 posts

205 months

Sunday 3rd November 2019
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I spend time on Booking.com complaining about the lack of kettles in French and German hotel rooms.

Maybe, on reflection, they know something I don't rofl!

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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I always think back to this thread whenever I see a hotel kettle. And always give them a damn good rinse before I use them.

Robbo 27

3,669 posts

101 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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Ayahuasca said:
I always think back to this thread whenever I see a hotel kettle. And always give them a damn good rinse before I use them.
.....and also the cups and glasses. I think that they are washed by the cleaners who do the rooms, perhaps hurriedly, and dried using the towels from the previous guest.

Also anyone else take their own pillowcase. just to get an extra layer between your face and whatever has been slobbered into the pillow?



Zetec-S

5,983 posts

95 months

Monday 4th November 2019
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Could be worse, a colleague staying in a hotel a couple of months ago got into bed to find the mattress was soaking wet. Previous guest had wet the bed, but housekeeping either didn't notice or didn't care, so just changed the sheets... vomit