Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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cuprabob said:
cmvtec said:
When accompanying me to collect the linen suit I purchased when she was on holiday last week.
"Can't believe you've bought this. You'll look like the man from Monte Carlo".
Hope you said "Yes" "Can't believe you've bought this. You'll look like the man from Monte Carlo".
cmvtec said:
cuprabob said:
cmvtec said:
When accompanying me to collect the linen suit I purchased when she was on holiday last week.
"Can't believe you've bought this. You'll look like the man from Monte Carlo".
Hope you said "Yes" "Can't believe you've bought this. You'll look like the man from Monte Carlo".
Monkeylegend said:
bobtail4x4 said:
Last week in an old village hall,
I said its abut 200 yrs old looking at it, she sain "no its fairly new"
look at the brickwork said I,
"you can buy old bricks you know"
I gave up.
But it could have been newly built with old bricks.I said its abut 200 yrs old looking at it, she sain "no its fairly new"
look at the brickwork said I,
"you can buy old bricks you know"
I gave up.
Driving along at 1:45pm listening to radio 2.
Wife pipes up.
Her: "Hold on, didn't the news say a few minutes ago that this show has been cancelled, why is it still on?".
Me: "Cancelled show was Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "This is Jeremy Kyle isn't it".
Me: "No, this is Jeremy Vine".
Her: "Jeremy Vile, isn't that why it was cancelled".
Me: "No, this man is called Jeremy Vine, the cancelled show is Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "Oh, so this Jeremy Vine has replaced Jeremy Kyle".........
Me: "Erm, yeah, OK".
...you can tell we don't watch much TV in our household........................
Wife pipes up.
Her: "Hold on, didn't the news say a few minutes ago that this show has been cancelled, why is it still on?".
Me: "Cancelled show was Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "This is Jeremy Kyle isn't it".
Me: "No, this is Jeremy Vine".
Her: "Jeremy Vile, isn't that why it was cancelled".
Me: "No, this man is called Jeremy Vine, the cancelled show is Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "Oh, so this Jeremy Vine has replaced Jeremy Kyle".........
Me: "Erm, yeah, OK".
...you can tell we don't watch much TV in our household........................
StanleyT said:
Driving along at 1:45pm listening to radio 2.
Wife pipes up.
Her: "Hold on, didn't the news say a few minutes ago that this show has been cancelled, why is it still on?".
Me: "Cancelled show was Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "This is Jeremy Kyle isn't it".
Me: "No, this is Jeremy Vine".
Her: "Jeremy Vile, isn't that why it was cancelled".
Me: "No, this man is called Jeremy Vine, the cancelled show is Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "Oh, so this Jeremy Vine has replaced Jeremy Kyle".........
Me: "Erm, yeah, OK".
...you can tell we don't watch much TV in our household........................
I get the two mixed up as well! Never watched J. Kyle. Honest!Wife pipes up.
Her: "Hold on, didn't the news say a few minutes ago that this show has been cancelled, why is it still on?".
Me: "Cancelled show was Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "This is Jeremy Kyle isn't it".
Me: "No, this is Jeremy Vine".
Her: "Jeremy Vile, isn't that why it was cancelled".
Me: "No, this man is called Jeremy Vine, the cancelled show is Jeremy Kyle".
Her: "Oh, so this Jeremy Vine has replaced Jeremy Kyle".........
Me: "Erm, yeah, OK".
...you can tell we don't watch much TV in our household........................
Driving around the other day, sun beating down, lovely hot temparature...
Her - "Why don't we have boiling rain?"
Me - *trying not to crash the car* "What??"
Her - "On a hot day when it rains...Why doesn't the rain water burn us? Surely it's hot enough up there?"
Me - "What happens to water when it gets to boiling point...."
Her - "You can make tea and coffee with it?"
Me - "Well I mean....you have me there."
If it wasn't for the fact she is so dainty and innocent, I would have happily mocked most of her questions and remarks.
Few other key moments include being in specsavers and trying on the glasses to choose a frame "Wow...My eyes must not be that bad, I can't notice any difference!" she says while flicking the glasses up and down. Or even the other evening, attempting to sharpen a kitchen knife to cut the potatoes, except using a bread knife and then being dissapointed at all the chunks she has just taken out of her favourite cutting knife. The mind boggles!
Her - "Why don't we have boiling rain?"
Me - *trying not to crash the car* "What??"
Her - "On a hot day when it rains...Why doesn't the rain water burn us? Surely it's hot enough up there?"
Me - "What happens to water when it gets to boiling point...."
Her - "You can make tea and coffee with it?"
Me - "Well I mean....you have me there."
If it wasn't for the fact she is so dainty and innocent, I would have happily mocked most of her questions and remarks.
Few other key moments include being in specsavers and trying on the glasses to choose a frame "Wow...My eyes must not be that bad, I can't notice any difference!" she says while flicking the glasses up and down. Or even the other evening, attempting to sharpen a kitchen knife to cut the potatoes, except using a bread knife and then being dissapointed at all the chunks she has just taken out of her favourite cutting knife. The mind boggles!
Her, asking to ask if we can pick up a Gumtree table for her allotment this evening.
Her - Ooooops, I think I've made a boo boo, sounds like the legs are massive
Me - why's that matter, your allotment's massive, it will be fine
Her - noooooo, I meant for fitting it the car.
Me - darling, we can get 2.4 metres length in our car, what is this table for, the BFG?!
Her - Ooooops, I think I've made a boo boo, sounds like the legs are massive
Me - why's that matter, your allotment's massive, it will be fine
Her - noooooo, I meant for fitting it the car.
Me - darling, we can get 2.4 metres length in our car, what is this table for, the BFG?!
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Her, asking to ask if we can pick up a Gumtree table for her allotment this evening.
Her - Ooooops, I think I've made a boo boo, sounds like the legs are massive
Me - why's that matter, your allotment's massive, it will be fine
Her - noooooo, I meant for fitting it the car.
Me - darling, we can get 2.4 metres length in our car, what is this table for, the BFG?!
I'm going to need help with this one.Her - Ooooops, I think I've made a boo boo, sounds like the legs are massive
Me - why's that matter, your allotment's massive, it will be fine
Her - noooooo, I meant for fitting it the car.
Me - darling, we can get 2.4 metres length in our car, what is this table for, the BFG?!
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Her, asking to ask if we can pick up a Gumtree table for her allotment this evening.
Her - Ooooops, I think I've made a boo boo, sounds like the legs are massive
Me - why's that matter, your allotment's massive, it will be fine
Her - noooooo, I meant for fitting it the car.
Me - darling, we can get 2.4 metres length in our car, what is this table for, the BFG?!
dungeddit, sorry.Her - Ooooops, I think I've made a boo boo, sounds like the legs are massive
Me - why's that matter, your allotment's massive, it will be fine
Her - noooooo, I meant for fitting it the car.
Me - darling, we can get 2.4 metres length in our car, what is this table for, the BFG?!
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
She thought the legs may be too big to fit in the car. It's a dismantled table. The legs won't be longer than 2.4 metres, probably no more than a metre long. BFG the character, The Big Friendly Giant.
You'll look a bit less smug when you get there and find the top won't fit in the car.Doofus said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
She thought the legs may be too big to fit in the car. It's a dismantled table. The legs won't be longer than 2.4 metres, probably no more than a metre long. BFG the character, The Big Friendly Giant.
You'll look a bit less smug when you get there and find the top won't fit in the car.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff