Geek Jokes

[Brother D]

talkssense said:

Muntu said:

exp((-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))/1000)+exp((-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))/1000)+0.15*exp(-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))+0.15*exp(-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))

That should probably have a NSFW warning - it's quite graphic.

I'm surprised google has that function.

[SystemParanoia]

https://devnull-as-a-service.com/

[MartG]

[Evangelion]

They're called Aurek Wings and Vev Wings really, but the film translated the names into English just like the rest of the dialogue!!

[SystemParanoia]

Evangelion said:

They're called Aurek Wings and Vev Wings really, but the film translated the names into English just like the rest of the dialogue!!

wasn't that convenient

[schmunk]

Evangelion said:

They're called Aurek Wings and Vev Wings really, but the film translated the names into English just like the rest of the dialogue!!

But what about the shapes...?

[melhookv12]

[Halmyre]

melhookv12 said:

Very good, but points off for the hyphen.

[Syndrome280]

A UDP packet walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hello, what can I get you". The UDP packet doesnt acknowledge.
A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer." The bartender replies, "You want a beer?" The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."
An ICMP packet walks into a bar, says “Hello!” to the bartender, who then in turn runs out to tell the ICMP packet’s wife.
A Broadcast packet walks into a bar, screams to the bartender, "HEY MAC! I WANT A BEER!" Everyone else in the bar hears him but chooses to ignore him.
A RARP packet walks into the bar and knows your name, but needs to know your address.
A Multicast Packet walks into a bar and says "A Beer for everyone!" and everyone gets the beer at the same time.
An AppleTalk packet walks into a bar and orders a beer, but nobody understands.
IPv4 walks into a bar The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" IPv4 responds, "a strong CIDR please... I'm exhausted."
Bit Torrent packet go to bar and asks for beer. Everyone in the bar who have beer gives him a sip

[tribbles]

Syndrome280 said:

A RARP packet walks into the bar and knows your name, but needs to know your address.

Could extend that:

An ARP packet walks into the bar and shouts "Who lives at this address?"

[FunkyNige]

schmunk said:

Evangelion said:

They're called Aurek Wings and Vev Wings really, but the film translated the names into English just like the rest of the dialogue!!

But what about the shapes...?

I may be mis-remembering this, but weren't all the screens in English when it first came out? Then it switched to the funny shapes in a later release?

[Syndrome280]

tribbles said:

Could extend that:

An ARP packet walks into the bar and shouts "Who lives at this address?"

Love it!

[PoleDriver]

Dr Jekyll said:

A quick brown hox jumps over a lazy dog.





No comment.

[MartG]

Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:

XY = Male
XX = Female
YYY = Delilah

[MartG]

[james_tigerwoods]

Every time I hear about Irma, I think of "Aunt Irma"

[Alex@POD]

PoleDriver said:

Dr Jekyll said:

A quick brown hox jumps over a lazy dog.





No comment.

I don't get that one. I know the sentence, I see what's different, but I still don't get it.

[MartG]

[john2443]

Not exactly a joke, but it amused me (read the bit in black!)

[Morningside]

john2443 said:

Not exactly a joke, but it amused me (read the bit in black!)

Hahaha. Brilliant. Wonder how many people try that.