A bit council (Vol 4)
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0a said:
Plastic plant pots
Imprinted concrete drives
Fencing (replacing hedges)
Bathrooms where the bath has been replaced with a shower
Washing up bowls
White cars
Vauxhalls
in all seriousness - Vauxhalls is dead right. They are a strange phenomenon. If they're brand new and the latest shape/version then they're pretty inoffensive, however the instant that they are superseded (facelift etc) then in a flash they become uber-chav and seem to be driven by utter mouth-breathing scrotes.Imprinted concrete drives
Fencing (replacing hedges)
Bathrooms where the bath has been replaced with a shower
Washing up bowls
White cars
Vauxhalls
Dog Star said:
in all seriousness - Vauxhalls is dead right. They are a strange phenomenon. If they're brand new and the latest shape/version then they're pretty inoffensive, however the instant that they are superseded (facelift etc) then in a flash they become uber-chav and seem to be driven by utter mouth-breathing scrotes.
Totally agree with this - in particular I've never see one of those ugly Vectra C models that always have yellowing headlights not being driven badly by a total scrote. I don't even remember them existing before they were about 6 years old, it's like they left the factory with dull paint and looking rather down at heel.I suppose they are dirt cheap to buy once they are past three years old, really cheap for parts etc, and unlike most stuff that's cheap they are really quite robust. Makes good sense if you're skint like most scrotes.
Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 13th January 13:04
stickleback123 said:
Dog Star said:
in all seriousness - Vauxhalls is dead right. They are a strange phenomenon. If they're brand new and the latest shape/version then they're pretty inoffensive, however the instant that they are superseded (facelift etc) then in a flash they become uber-chav and seem to be driven by utter mouth-breathing scrotes.
Totally agree with this - in particular I've never see one of those ugly Vectra C models that always have yellowing headlights not being driven badly by a total scrote. I don't even remember them existing before they were about 6 years old, it's like they left the factory with dull paint and looking rather down at heel.I suppose they are dirt cheap to buy once they are past three years old, really cheap for parts etc, and unlike most stuff that's cheap they are really quite robust. Makes good sense if you're skint like most scrotes.
Edited by stickleback123 on Monday 13th January 13:04
I can't say I have noticed Vauxhall owners being any worse than many other brands.
stickleback123 said:
Dog Star said:
in all seriousness - Vauxhalls is dead right. They are a strange phenomenon. If they're brand new and the latest shape/version then they're pretty inoffensive, however the instant that they are superseded (facelift etc) then in a flash they become uber-chav and seem to be driven by utter mouth-breathing scrotes.
Totally agree with this - in particular I've never see one of those ugly Vectra C models that always have yellowing headlights not being driven badly by a total scrote. I don't even remember them existing before they were about 6 years old, it's like they left the factory with dull paint and looking rather down at heel.I suppose they are dirt cheap to buy once they are past three years old, really cheap for parts etc, and unlike most stuff that's cheap they are really quite robust. Makes good sense if you're skint like most scrotes.
Edited by stickleback123 on Monday 13th January 13:04
stickleback123 said:
wildoliver said:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/b...
Next story down.
Poor little soul. He looks such a sensitive well adjusted child.
Bloody hell he looks like a nasty little Next story down.
Poor little soul. He looks such a sensitive well adjusted child.
doesn't he. CrunkleFloop said:
It appears that TVR are immune, MX5 was the answer to everything and the BMW 335d (remapped) is a forum favourite.
Unfortunately the E90 BMW is following the well trodden (driven...?) path of chav/councildom that almost all 3 series follow before become they either disappear or become collectible, and the older ones are there now I think... 
PSRG said:
Unfortunately the E90 BMW is following the well trodden (driven...?) path of chav/councildom that almost all 3 series follow before become they either disappear or become collectible, and the older ones are there now I think...
Definitely. Particularly if they have M colours in the grille, smoked lights and extra M badges Bullett said:
How about an Alfa?
Now they may not ever make it to a council estate as they have all rotted or broken down, but...
Council Alfas tend to be two thingsNow they may not ever make it to a council estate as they have all rotted or broken down, but...
1. Modded
2. Battered
When you text everyone on gumtree ‘best price mate cash’ only the people whose cars are about to grenade will take this seriously. £80 more-for an uncarefully stolen spoiler hopefully in the wrong colour - and away you go.
Fane said:
I'm not defending them in any way, but I'm sure that trying to get from Miles Platting to Withington on the bus would be a fking nightmare.
According to the Manchester travel app, there is a bus from Manchester city centre (which is walking distance from Miles Platting) - 35 minutes and no changes. There is no need for several buses as they claim in the article.king nightmare.The biggest nightmare of bus travel between Miles Platting and Withington is for normal people having to share a bus with scrotes taking their out of control brats to the pupil referral unit.
PSRG said:
CrunkleFloop said:
It appears that TVR are immune, MX5 was the answer to everything and the BMW 335d (remapped) is a forum favourite.
Unfortunately the E90 BMW is following the well trodden (driven...?) path of chav/councildom that almost all 3 series follow before become they either disappear or become collectible, and the older ones are there now I think... (Proper 330i Tourings are still class of course
)
3 series distinction. Can be deployed at any point in the last 20 years.
Current 3 series : looks funny, trying too hard, flashy
Previous 3 series :best looking
One before that (standard): kinda cool, old money
One before that (not standard) :chavvy -next progression after modded VXR/RS
Older than that one (Standard) : retired PHer dog/station/wife wagon
Older than that one (Modded) : probably on bricks outside a flat roof pub in a northern town.
Any older than that are either utter stboxes, appreciating classic or - if in a wordy dealer ad - both.
Current 3 series : looks funny, trying too hard, flashy
Previous 3 series :best looking
One before that (standard): kinda cool, old money
One before that (not standard) :chavvy -next progression after modded VXR/RS
Older than that one (Standard) : retired PHer dog/station/wife wagon
Older than that one (Modded) : probably on bricks outside a flat roof pub in a northern town.
Any older than that are either utter s
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