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jammy-git

29,778 posts

214 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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I'm not sure anyone values it anyway.

glenrobbo

35,566 posts

152 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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schmunk said:
Perhaps try telling it again on Wednesday?
confused I thought her name was Tuesday? Tuesday Weld or something like that?


Nope, you're right, it was Wednesday. I stand corrected. These orthopaedic shoes are marvellous! smile

scratchchin I wonder if Gomez was a Sheffield fan?


Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 26th September 17:18

MartG

20,773 posts

206 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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glenrobbo

35,566 posts

152 months

Wednesday 27th September 2017
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MartG said:
I think MartG is trying to blank us...

Caruso

7,454 posts

258 months

Wednesday 27th September 2017
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There's a spider living in my keyboard but I think I've got it under Ctrl.

Morningside

24,113 posts

231 months

Saturday 30th September 2017
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glenrobbo

35,566 posts

152 months

Saturday 30th September 2017
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Morningside said:
She's obviously a 'droid. rolleyes

Real flesh would be giving off smoke...

Dogwatch

6,248 posts

224 months

Saturday 30th September 2017
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Obviously I was always holding the darn thing incorrectly. Think I'll stick to my way though!

tribbles

3,990 posts

224 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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Morningside said:
I have done that once by accident. Only once. And you don't hold it like that for very long...

It was the smell of burning flesh that first alerted me to my mistake, rather than the pain!

Jaska

732 posts

144 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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tribbles said:
I have done that once by accident. Only once. And you don't hold it like that for very long...

It was the smell of burning flesh that first alerted me to my mistake, rather than the pain!
I've also done this and then wondered why the hell they make these things shaped like pens, with the heated part so far above the part you actually want to be hot frown it took nearly a decade for those two fingers to fully recover!

MartG

20,773 posts

206 months

Monday 9th October 2017
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MartG

20,773 posts

206 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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MartG said:
Think that's probably more of a "nerd" joke.

MartG

20,773 posts

206 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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Air resistance is a real drag...

AW111

9,674 posts

135 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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MartG said:
Air resistance is a real drag...

driverrob

4,711 posts

205 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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MartG said:
Air resistance is a real drag...
smilesmile



MartG

20,773 posts

206 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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"70 years ago today an American pilot called Chuck flew a small noisy aeroplane quite fast. He is still talking about it.

For this incredible achievement, of managing to bang on about a single flight continuously for 70 years without either shutting up or pausing to get a round in, Brig.Gen. Charles Yeager is still considered an inspiration to aircrew the world over and an entry may be found in the Guinness book of records."

rofl

havoc

30,328 posts

237 months

Saturday 14th October 2017
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hehe


It's not even like he was the first pilot to actually break the sound barrier...I mean, all he did was keep the plane in one piece while it happened...and I'm sure the engineers were responsible for that.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

263 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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MartG said:
"70 years ago today an American pilot called Chuck flew a small noisy aeroplane quite fast. He is still talking about it.

For this incredible achievement, of managing to bang on about a single flight continuously for 70 years without either shutting up or pausing to get a round in, Brig.Gen. Charles Yeager is still considered an inspiration to aircrew the world over and an entry may be found in the Guinness book of records."

rofl
He did have an impressive war record and was highly regarded as a pilot even before he got the X1 gig. But the level of respect he received compared with Eric Brown is absurd I agree.

K12beano

20,854 posts

277 months

Sunday 15th October 2017
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Doing the rounds.....


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