Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[MartG]

The United federation of 'hold my beer'...

https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w

[MartG]

[MartG]

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

[durbster]

MartG said:

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

I love a tortured set up to a joke

[ClockworkCupcake]

A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Oh! We have a whisky named after you!"
The horse replies "What, Eric?"

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to speak, it merely defaecates on the floor and then knocks a few chairs over before being restrained and led out again.

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(Not geek jokes as such but the previous post reminded me of them)

[MartG]

[Einion Yrth]

Do you genuinely find Tom Gauld's strips entertaining Mart? I personally don't think the word "lame" could be considered harsh enough, but obviously YMMV.

[Silver Smudger]

MartG said:

The United federation of 'hold my beer'...

https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w

Very good!

[MissChief]

Silver Smudger said:

MartG said:

The United federation of 'hold my beer'...

https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w

Very good!

I like that very much.

[Morningside]

[PoleDriver]

driverrob said:

Very good!

[Butter Face]

Morningside said:

I remember wasting hours of my youth on that 'game' round at my mate Alans house, on his dads HP desktop when we were supposed to be at school

[Johnnytheboy]

Butter Face said:

Morningside said:

I remember wasting hours of my youth on that 'game' round at my mate Alans house, on his dads HP desktop when we were supposed to be at school

I'm sad to report I don't know what the game was; was it good? Bad? Hard?

[Mannginger]

I never played it but oddly I know the Box-Art. It's Myst

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst

[deckster]

Johnnytheboy said:

I'm sad to report I don't know what the game was; was it good? Bad? Hard?

Not so much 'hard' as 'entirely devoid of logic or reason'. My memory of it is something along the lines of

1) Pull lever
2) Something happens, somewhere, probably on the other side of the island.
3) Spend a hour working out what.
4) Give up and play something fun instead.

[MartG]

Johnnytheboy said:

Butter Face said:

Morningside said:

I remember wasting hours of my youth on that 'game' round at my mate Alans house, on his dads HP desktop when we were supposed to be at school

I'm sad to report I don't know what the game was; was it good? Bad? Hard?

I enjoyed it and its sequels

[Butter Face]

MartG said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Butter Face said:

Morningside said:

I remember wasting hours of my youth on that 'game' round at my mate Alans house, on his dads HP desktop when we were supposed to be at school

I'm sad to report I don't know what the game was; was it good? Bad? Hard?

I enjoyed it and its sequels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst

Great game, well, not great, but fun, well, not fun, annoying and I don't think we ever completed it.

[MartG]

Butter Face said:

MartG said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Butter Face said:

Morningside said:

I remember wasting hours of my youth on that 'game' round at my mate Alans house, on his dads HP desktop when we were supposed to be at school

I'm sad to report I don't know what the game was; was it good? Bad? Hard?

I enjoyed it and its sequels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst

Great game, well, not great, but fun, well, not fun, annoying and I don't think we ever completed it.

You just need to be totally anal and note down EVERYTHING you see

[MartG]

"Nominal"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Qszi-3uFM