A bit council (Vol 4)

[Starfighter]

CanAm said:

BrabusMog said:

This one made me chuckle after clicking the first Mirror link

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bride-rui...

That reminds me of Peter Butterworth in a Carry On film. He had a one-gag cameo as a patient. Seeing him shuffling queasily into the waiting area, two doctors have a go at guessing what’s wrong with him. He replies: “Let me see now. You thought it was a slipped disc? I’m afraid you were wrong. And you thought it was hemorrhoids. I’m afraid you were wrong. As a matter of fact, I thought I was going to break wind. I’m afraid I was wrong.”

This one...
https://youtu.be/1pajy-gES1o

[DoctorX]

Cardinal Hips said:

[singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"]
When I can't stop my fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin', man!

Bloody hell, I thought I’d seen it all but sportswear logos on the head is a new low.

[Benni]

Let´s hope the parents gave him a really unique name......like Adolf.....suiting the logo.

[anonymous-user]

DoctorX said:

Cardinal Hips said:

[singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"]
When I can't stop my fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin', man!

Bloody hell, I thought I’d seen it all but sportswear logos on the head is a new low.

Nothing new, i remember people having Nike "ticks" in their head 20+ years ago.

[V8mate]

Lord.Vader said:

DoctorX said:

Cardinal Hips said:

[singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"]
When I can't stop my fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin', man!

Bloody hell, I thought I’d seen it all but sportswear logos on the head is a new low.

Nothing new, i remember people having Nike "ticks" in their head 20+ years ago.

Yep, and the full Adidas trefoil - back in the 90s.

[glenrobbo]

Lord.Vader said:

Nothing new, i remember people having Nike "ticks" in their head 20+ years ago.

Nits. It was nits on their head.

[kev1974]

Cardinal Hips said:

[singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"]
When I can't stop my fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin', man!

They both seem to have nice smart waistcoats on though

[Desiderata]

V8mate said:

Lord.Vader said:

DoctorX said:

Cardinal Hips said:

[singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"]
When I can't stop my fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin', man!

Bloody hell, I thought I’d seen it all but sportswear logos on the head is a new low.

Nothing new, i remember people having Nike "ticks" in their head 20+ years ago.

Yep, and the full Adidas trefoil - back in the 90s.

And there's me thinking it was some sort of indication of wireless connectivity.

[DoctorX]

[V8mate]

Desiderata said:

And there's me thinking it was some sort of indication of wireless connectivity.

I reckon his parents are a couple of bars short of a full signal!

[anonymous-user]

Lord.Vader said:

Nothing new, i remember people having Nike "ticks" in their head 20+ years ago.

A friend tried this 20+ years ago. Had another mate shave it into his head; it ended up looking like a pipe with smoke coming out of it. Same mate also went for the Firestarter-era Keith Flint look, with equally hilarious (to us) results. Luckily he has a great sense of humour and latterly, he is now completely bald.

[Matt Cup]

[HTP99]

Matt Cup said:

if true, can this thread get any more council.

[DoctorX]

HTP99 said:

Matt Cup said:

if true, can this thread get any more council.

Has he bought the ring there or is he about to cash it in?

[Don1]

DoctorX said:

Has he bought the ring there or is he about to cash it in?

[br d]

DrSteveBrule said:

Lord.Vader said:

Nothing new, i remember people having Nike "ticks" in their head 20+ years ago.

A friend tried this 20+ years ago. Had another mate shave it into his head; it ended up looking like a pipe with smoke coming out of it. Same mate also went for the Firestarter-era Keith Flint look, with equally hilarious (to us) results. Luckily he has a great sense of humour and latterly, he is now completely bald.

I used to have this shaved into my hair about 40 years ago:



Looking ridiculous isn't a new thing!

[CharlesdeGaulle]

br d said:

I used to have this shaved into my hair about 40 years ago:



Looking ridiculous isn't a new thing!

Holiday in Cambodia? Kill the poor?

[nonsequitur]

Matt Cup said:

All because the lady loves Milk Tray.

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 2nd February 18:47

[kowalski655]

nonsequitur said:

I think he is cashing her in for a new phone,

If they pay by weigh he is quids in

[talksthetorque]

Matt Cup said:

My home town.

I bet not many proposals start with
‘Put t’bog roll down a sec duck’