Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[Laurel Green]

omgus said:

ROLF!

Please submerge your keyboard in bleach!

[VladD]

omgus said:

WilliamWoollard said:

Pixelpeep said:

how has this thread had NO activity for 48 hours?!

ROFL!

ROLF!

Now he's going to prison, this'll be his cell mate saying "Roll Over, Lie Flat".

[Vipers]

VladD said:

omgus said:

WilliamWoollard said:

Pixelpeep said:

how has this thread had NO activity for 48 hours?!

ROFL!

ROLF!

Now he's going to prison, this'll be his cell mate saying "Roll Over, Lie Flat".

And "Do you want to meet Jake the peg"

[Nom de ploom]

he'll soon find out about middle legs too.

they'll be up his jacksie before he can say wobbleboard.

he's used to making muffled heavy breathing noises too (Churchill.....) - it will sound perfectly normal with a sock in his mouth.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Nom de ploom said:

he'll soon find out about middle legs too.

they'll be up his jacksie before he can say wobbleboard.

he's used to making muffled heavy breathing noises too (Churchill.....) - it will sound perfectly normal with a sock in his mouth.

Is that a typo, did you really mean sock ?

[Nom de ploom]

figuratively if not lexically co-terminus

[8Ace]

Usget said:

I reckon I'm going to sell my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years.

Geeky but

[BHC]

In a while, paedophile

[Gaspode]

8Ace said:

Usget said:

I reckon I'm going to sell my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years.

Geeky but

Indeed, nice one!

[jbudgie]

8Ace said:

Usget said:

I reckon I'm going to sell my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years.

Geeky but

[Dilligaf10]

I'll probably get banned for this but hey-ho!

Tonight's episode of Rolf Harris's Animal Hospital showing us how to handle a young beaver has been cancelled for the foreseeable future.

Bye.

[LordHaveMurci]

Dilligaf10 said:

I'll probably get banned for this but hey-ho!

Tonight's episode of Rolf Harris's Animal Hospital showing us how to handle a young beaver has been cancelled for the foreseeable future.

Bye.

Think you'll find that's a re-post so you should be safe

[sparkythecat]

As the Door of his Cell slams shut behind him, the lights go out, Rolf puts his head in his hands and begins to cry, behind him a voice sings "Did you think I would leave you crying when there's room in my Bunk for Two"...

[MadOne]

sparkythecat said:

As the Door of his Cell slams shut behind him, the lights go out, Rolf puts his head in his hands and begins to cry, behind him a voice sings "Did you think I would leave you crying when there's room in my Bunk for Two"...

[Monkey boy 1]

sparkythecat said:

As the Door of his Cell slams shut behind him, the lights go out, Rolf puts his head in his hands and begins to cry, behind him a voice sings "Did you think I would leave you crying when there's room in my Bunk for Two"...

stolen

[GloverMart]

sparkythecat said:

As the Door of his Cell slams shut behind him, the lights go out, Rolf puts his head in his hands and begins to cry, behind him a voice sings "Did you think I would leave you crying when there's room in my Bunk for Two"...

Good one!

[Pixelpeep]

Well we've heard the stories about Rolf Harris and i thought that he was a pretty sick individual until i saw THIS STORY

This has completely changed my opinion from sick to the lowest life pervy scum wtf is wrong with people?

[WilliamWoollard]

I think that is the most disturbing thing I have ever read. Vanessa Feltz FFS?

[toasty]

WilliamWoollard said:

I think that is the most disturbing thing I have ever read. Vanessa Feltz FFS?

It's now Vanessa Felt

[strummerville]

Pixelpeep said:

Well we've heard the stories about Rolf Harris and i thought that he was a pretty sick individual until i saw THIS STORY

This has completely changed my opinion from sick to the lowest life pervy scum wtf is wrong with people?

He thought he above the law and (no pun intended) couldn't be touched.