Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[Evangelion]

He tried to touch VANESSA FELTZ?

Not just a pervert ... but a pervert who should have gone to Specsavers.

(Other opticians are available.)

[HaloGen8]

Pixelpeep said:

Well we've heard the stories about Rolf Harris and i thought that he was a pretty sick individual until i saw THIS STORY

This has completely changed my opinion from sick to the lowest life pervy scum wtf is wrong with people?

"...his hand reached her knee and then her thigh before getting inside the elastic of her underwear..."

Her underwear was at thigh level? Big pants - that's a turn off despite the body wearing it

[schmunk]

HaloGen8 said:

"...his hand reached her knee and then her thigh before getting inside the elastic of her underwear..."

Her underwear was at thigh level? Big pants - that's a turn off despite the body wearing it

Spanx

[LordHaveMurci]

[Pixelpeep]

HaloGen8 said:

Pixelpeep said:

Well we've heard the stories about Rolf Harris and i thought that he was a pretty sick individual until i saw THIS STORY

This has completely changed my opinion from sick to the lowest life pervy scum wtf is wrong with people?

"...his hand reached her knee and then her thigh before getting inside the elastic of her underwear..."

Her underwear was at thigh level? Big pants - that's a turn off despite the body wearing it

Vanessa is just trying to take the heat away from her conviction anyway.

She got caught trying to smuggle 90kg worth of crack through Heathrow

[Shaw Tarse]

Pixelpeep said:

Vanessa is just trying to take the heat away from her conviction anyway.

She got caught trying to smuggle 90kg worth of crack through Heathrow

How did she get caught

[TheEnd]

Ahab no idea...

[Pixelpeep]

hopefully this image will explain everything.

Gentlemen, prepare yourselves. Possibly NSFW. or NSBL (before lunch)

Edited by Pixelpeep on Tuesday 8th July 12:11

[LordGrover]

Pixelpeep said:

hopefully this image will explain everything.

Gentlemen, prepare yourselves. Possibly NSFW. or NSBL (before lunch)

ker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/50-ibz-beach-2-vanessa-feltz.jpg?w=455&h=530'>ker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/50-ibz-beach-2-vanessa-feltz.jpg?w=455&h=530'/>

Snared by the swear filter. Thankfully.

[Pixelpeep]

LordGrover said:

Pixelpeep said:

hopefully this image will explain everything.

Gentlemen, prepare yourselves. Possibly NSFW. or NSBL (before lunch)

ker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/50-ibz-beach-2-vanessa-feltz.jpg?w=455&h=530'>ker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/50-ibz-beach-2-vanessa-feltz.jpg?w=455&h=530'/>

Snared by the swear filter. Thankfully.

haha!

fixed it!

[LordGrover]

Pixelpeep said:

haha!

fixed it!

There was no need. Really.

[Asterix]

Guntastic!

[Pixelpeep]

LordGrover said:

Pixelpeep said:

haha!

fixed it!

There was no need. Really.

[KareemK]

Pixelpeep said:

hopefully this image will explain everything.

Gentlemen, prepare yourselves. Possibly NSFW. or NSBL (before lunch)

That has more Nope than anything I have seen in the last 20 years.

[Vipers]

Good choice of words from Cameron in today's papers re the (possible) pedophiles in the House of Commons, "We will get to the bottom of it", just made me chuckle.

[GarryDK]

Vipers said:

Good choice of words from Cameron in today's papers re the (possible) pedophiles in the House of Commons, "We will get to the bottom of it", just made me chuckle.

[Kenty]

It's the last time I'll hear Brazilian and think close shave!

[edo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zfIXWiosFo

[Laurel Green]

Kenty said:

It's the last time I'll hear Brazilian and think close shave!

[Jonboy_t]

Kenty said:

It's the last time I'll hear Brazilian and think close shave!

The most embarrassing semi since me and my dad went to see broke back mountain together.