A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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Triumph Trollomite

5,048 posts

83 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Very near us, at Langwith.

I've just spotted them this evening on their honeymoon, I'm in Castleford

Its 4 train stops away, it's like going on a foreign holiday for them

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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g3org3y said:
Driver101 said:
Whistle said:
The people on tv at these so call Brexit parties tonight getting p|ssed on the news.

I voted leave but these lot are a bunch of tramps.
It's a surprising crowd for a party. The average age is very high.
To be fair, there were no stabbings, no crime, no drunken fights, etc so quite middle class really!

Triumph Trollomite

5,048 posts

83 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Just popped in to book a table for later, asked the girl in reception if I could book a table for dinner. Her reply:

"Sorry we dont start doing food until 5:30"

Steamer

13,905 posts

215 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Triumph Trollomite said:
Just popped in to book a table for later, asked the girl in reception if I could book a table for dinner. Her reply:

"Sorry we dont start doing food until 5:30"
Most council I agree - an establishment that does not cater for tiffin, what is one possibly to do?!

Cotty

39,754 posts

286 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Triumph Trollomite said:
Just popped in to book a table for later, asked the girl in reception if I could book a table for dinner. Her reply:

"Sorry we dont start doing food until 5:30"
If she is quite young she might be remembering meals at school when the midday meal is dinner, served by dinner ladies

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Cotty said:
Triumph Trollomite said:
Just popped in to book a table for later, asked the girl in reception if I could book a table for dinner. Her reply:

"Sorry we dont start doing food until 5:30"
If she is quite young a northern monkey, she might think dinner is at lunchtime. be remembering meals at school when the midday meal is dinner, served by dinner ladies
EFA

Roofless Toothless

5,791 posts

134 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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CoolHands said:
Get down the West End to see some street theatre

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7961605/F...

That's a proper Irvin jacket he's got there, isn't it?

r159

2,284 posts

76 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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The blondish one (who wasn’t flashing her kecks) had a rosette, I think she was the cowboy’s winning pony in some kind on gymkhana and the other silly mares where jealous.

Quite a relief not to see any of my sister’s friends amongst the group tbh.

21st Century Man

41,159 posts

250 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Roofless Toothless said:
That's a proper Irvin jacket he's got there, isn't it?
Yes. I've got one, it's fabulous, but it's been worn about twice and was a collosal waste of money. First time on I realised what a total cock I looked (and felt) in it, second time was to confirm.

Frank7

6,619 posts

89 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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V8mate said:
Cotty said:
Triumph Trollomite said:
Just popped in to book a table for later, asked the girl in reception if I could book a table for dinner. Her reply:

"Sorry we dont start doing food until 5:30"
If she is quite young a northern monkey, she might think dinner is at lunchtime. be remembering meals at school when the midday meal is dinner, served by dinner ladies
EFA
Let’s be reasonable here, 5.30 p.m. is way too early for dinner anyway, if I suggested making a dinner reservation for before 7.00 p.m., my wife would say, “Before 7.00 p.m.?”
“You are kidding I hope, what’s next, are you going to start wearing an England football top?”

Roofless Toothless

5,791 posts

134 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Roofless Toothless said:
That's a proper Irvin jacket he's got there, isn't it?
Yes. I've got one, it's fabulous, but it's been worn about twice and was a collosal waste of money. First time on I realised what a total cock I looked (and felt) in it, second time was to confirm.
biggrin

Same experience with me, too. I bought one when I got my first Caterham. I thought I could make al fresco motoring into an all weather experience by having an Irvin jacket as a sort of portable cocoon. I bought it at Duxford for a price I shudder to think of now.

But when I got into the car I found out I was like a leathery Michelin Man, and the sleeves were so stiff I was unable to grab the seat belts and do them up.

You have to wait all winter for the one day when the weather is so cold you think you might be justified in wearing it, but after an hour or two lumbering around with your arms spread out at 45 degrees, sweating like a pig from neck to belly button, but your backside still exposed to the Arctic blasts, then it becomes apparent that they are only good for what they were originally designed for - keeping a seated bomber pilot alive in an unpressurised WW2 aeroplane at 25,000 feet.

21st Century Man

41,159 posts

250 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Roofless Toothless said:
21st Century Man said:
Roofless Toothless said:
That's a proper Irvin jacket he's got there, isn't it?
Yes. I've got one, it's fabulous, but it's been worn about twice and was a collosal waste of money. First time on I realised what a total cock I looked (and felt) in it, second time was to confirm.
biggrin

Same experience with me, too. I bought one when I got my first Caterham. I thought I could make al fresco motoring into an all weather experience by having an Irvin jacket as a sort of portable cocoon. I bought it at Duxford for a price I shudder to think of now.

But when I got into the car I found out I was like a leathery Michelin Man, and the sleeves were so stiff I was unable to grab the seat belts and do them up.

You have to wait all winter for the one day when the weather is so cold you think you might be justified in wearing it, but after an hour or two lumbering around with your arms spread out at 45 degrees, sweating like a pig from neck to belly button, but your backside still exposed to the Arctic blasts, then it becomes apparent that they are only good for what they were originally designed for - keeping a seated bomber pilot alive in an unpressurised WW2 aeroplane at 25,000 feet.
laugh

hidetheelephants

25,486 posts

195 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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NapierDeltic said:
Frank7 said:
Quite, it’s not hard to work out that it’s a Scottish colloquialism for scuffle or fight, rather like the word “bundle” which was in use in London at least, in the Sixties.
I was more surprised to learn that Glasgow has a branch of Tim Horton’s there.
I knew that TH had made inroads from Canada into the Northern U.S. states, and I’ve seen some branches in Madrid, Spain, but I had no idea that Glasgow had one.
I’ve always liked Scotland, and the Scots, but they’ve become even more likeable, now that I know that I can get a good cup of Canadian style coffee there.
<Chippy east coast whingeing snipped>
Reekie is at least as council as the heart disease capital of europe, it's just snobby enough to try and hide it behind snitty "you'll have had your tea" mingebaggery. It's 'a Roll and sosige' to distinguish it from the culinary masterpiece that is the sausage roll, an inspired melding of mechanically recovered mystery meat and puff pastry. A rammy is more just shouting the odds while backing away from each other, a "sqwerr go" on the other hand usually attracts law guardians and an Ambiwlans.

NapierDeltic said:
Saying that, the Edinburgh accent (especially that from North of Ferry Road) is horrible. "Jist poaped out fur a boatle eh juice, ken eh? Saw that boy fae the high flats, ken wee Jeemy? Told the lassie in the shope tae keep the chinge, ken!".
If you think that's bad try Dundee; at its worst incomprehensible and weirdly obsessed with pehs(pies). Fife can be bad too, areas of it have surpassed the australians' habit of a rising inflection.

Mort7

1,487 posts

110 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Roofless Toothless said:
21st Century Man said:
Roofless Toothless said:
That's a proper Irvin jacket he's got there, isn't it?
Yes. I've got one, it's fabulous, but it's been worn about twice and was a collosal waste of money. First time on I realised what a total cock I looked (and felt) in it, second time was to confirm.
biggrin

Same experience with me, too. I bought one when I got my first Caterham. I thought I could make al fresco motoring into an all weather experience by having an Irvin jacket as a sort of portable cocoon. I bought it at Duxford for a price I shudder to think of now.

But when I got into the car I found out I was like a leathery Michelin Man, and the sleeves were so stiff I was unable to grab the seat belts and do them up.

You have to wait all winter for the one day when the weather is so cold you think you might be justified in wearing it, but after an hour or two lumbering around with your arms spread out at 45 degrees, sweating like a pig from neck to belly button, but your backside still exposed to the Arctic blasts, then it becomes apparent that they are only good for what they were originally designed for - keeping a seated bomber pilot alive in an unpressurised WW2 aeroplane at 25,000 feet.
Me too. I bought mine in '92 to compliment my first Caterham. Very warm, but bulky, and I found getting into a Series 3 whilst wearing one was a bit of a squeeze. I think I've worn it three times. On the positive side I did wear it when I went up in a Tiger Moth, and it was deffo fit for purpose in the air.

It's been hanging in a wardrobe, looking like new, for as long as I can remember . They currently cost £810 with a 6 month waiting list. I should probably sell it........

Europa1

10,923 posts

190 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Mort7 said:
Me too. I bought mine in '92 to compliment my first Caterham.
Did it say many nice things about the car?

The Li-ion King

3,769 posts

66 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Europa1 said:
Mort7 said:
Me too. I bought mine in '92 to compliment my first Caterham.
Did it say many nice things about the car?
rofl

CharlesdeGaulle

26,576 posts

182 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Roofless Toothless said:
That's a proper Irvin jacket he's got there, isn't it?
Yes. I've got one, it's fabulous, but it's been worn about twice and was a collosal waste of money. First time on I realised what a total cock I looked (and felt) in it, second time was to confirm.
That's probably because he combined it with a Cowboy hat, and I suspect you might not have done. The way ahead is to get the hat. And then cowboy boots. Then see how much of a total cock you can look.

bobtail4x4

3,740 posts

111 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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The Li-ion King said:
Europa1 said:
Mort7 said:
Me too. I bought mine in '92 to compliment my first Caterham.
Did it say many nice things about the car?
rofl
have another rofl

Mort7

1,487 posts

110 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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Europa1 said:
Mort7 said:
Me too. I bought mine in '92 to compliment my first Caterham.
Did it say many nice things about the car?
smile Yes, the Irvin Jacket liked the Caterham, and the Caterham liked the Jacket. I thought they might run off together......

Gerradi

1,546 posts

122 months

Tuesday 4th February 2020
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V8mate said:
Ah, so she's craftily signalling that she likes it in the front bottom at the same time as the back bottom?
You seem to "pop UP" when bottoms wide or narrow are mentioned lol
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