Geek Jokes

[wiggy001]

Richie C said:

durbster said:

At the risk of turning this a bit dark, I can't help feeling it needs something like:

WHERE age < 12 

I mean, what sort of a person has a contacts table that only has children in it...?

What sort of person stores age as a field?

Maybe contacts is a view?

[durbster]

wiggy001 said:

Richie C said:

durbster said:

At the risk of turning this a bit dark, I can't help feeling it needs something like:

WHERE age < 12 

I mean, what sort of a person has a contacts table that only has children in it...?

What sort of person stores age as a field?

Maybe contacts is a view?

Err yeah, of course it's a view and the date of birth is stored as a date. That's definitely what I had in mind.

(phew, thanks wiggy)

[MartG]

[john2443]

Richie C said:

durbster said:

At the risk of turning this a bit dark, I can't help feeling it needs something like:

WHERE age < 12 

I mean, what sort of a person has a contacts table that only has children in it...?

What sort of person stores age as a field?

Well......I worked on an NHS data migration project where one of the source fields was Age - it also had DoB so presumably was running a job daily to update the age. Our plan was to have the age calculated when it was displayed in the GUI.

Anyway...lets get back to the jokes!

[dudleybloke]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

dudleybloke said:

.. Fett on a DeLorean?

[Richie C]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

dudleybloke said:

.. Fett on a DeLorean?

Boba Fett was from Mandalore as far as I recall.

[schmunk]

Richie C said:

Boba Fett was from Mandalore as far as I recall.

Nah, you're thinking of Nellie the Elephant.

[defblade]

Richie C said:

Clockwork Cupcake said:

dudleybloke said:

.. Fett on a DeLorean?

Boba Fett was from Mandalore as far as I recall.

Yep, that's a Mandalorian on a DeLorean

Geeky and cars. I like
anywhere but here!

[MartG]

December the 20th - and the first window on my Internet Explorer advent calendar has finally opened...

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

The columns go A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I , J, K, M, N, O...

because the angel said so.

[MartG]

[ChemicalChaos]

[SystemParanoia]

This is wrong on so many levels

[MartG]

[RobDickinson]

thats st its not funny and its not true

[bobbo89]

dudleybloke said:

That's a level of geek beyond my knowledge! I was wondering whether someone had confused a DeLorean for a Corvette

[juice]

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

[LordGrover]

Dr Karl?