Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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rohrl

8,765 posts

147 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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gtidriver said:

I found this whilst clearing out my parents loft.
Again?

DavieW

762 posts

110 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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rohrl said:
Again?
Maybe he found two.

ajprice

27,886 posts

198 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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DavieW said:
rohrl said:
Again?
Maybe he found two.
His parents could have a big house?

gtidriver

3,362 posts

189 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Stupid phonesmile but possible operator errorsmile

droopsnoot

12,115 posts

244 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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motco said:
The very best puns are 'off the cuff'. There's a mild curse in our household: " Oh buggerations!". My daughter, in her first year at UCL and in halls, was trying to get her notes together for a lecture and her room mate (a girl of eastern dusky hue) was in the (shared) room. Said daughter couldn't find the folder she sought and uttered this curse in frustration...

The atmosphere was palpable I'm told. biggrin
Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.

motco

16,020 posts

248 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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droopsnoot said:
motco said:
The very best puns are 'off the cuff'. There's a mild curse in our household: " Oh buggerations!". My daughter, in her first year at UCL and in halls, was trying to get her notes together for a lecture and her room mate (a girl of eastern dusky hue) was in the (shared) room. Said daughter couldn't find the folder she sought and uttered this curse in frustration...

The atmosphere was palpable I'm told. biggrin
Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.
hehe

rolando

2,206 posts

157 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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droopsnoot said:
Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.
I think what the Asian gentleman said was something along the lines of "…and fluc_ you British, too".

schmunk

4,399 posts

127 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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rolando said:
droopsnoot said:
Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.
I think what the Asian gentleman said was something along the lines of "…and fluc_ you British, too".
"Fluc you too, white boy", as I recall it...

droopsnoot

12,115 posts

244 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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"Fluc-to-eulopeans" was the way I heard it.

ChemicalChaos

10,421 posts

162 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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hehehehe

ClockworkCupcake

75,027 posts

274 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:


hehehehe
Allegedly genuine too...



yellowjack

17,103 posts

168 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Sportidge

1,032 posts

239 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Erm, no they're not.... hehe

wilfandrowlf

603 posts

214 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Err...... No thanks!

Buzz84

1,149 posts

151 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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yellowjack said:


I've been looking at getting my works landscaping sprinklers recommissioned for summer, on the programmer there are three options: lawn, tree, or shrubbery

So when option 3 comes up i've been calling out "We want... a shrubbery!!!" Every time

wildcat45

8,087 posts

191 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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In a second hand book shop today.



McAndy

12,685 posts

179 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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I'm going to need help with that one, please. paperbag

irocfan

40,876 posts

192 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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McAndy said:
I'm going to need help with that one, please. paperbag
I'm assuming it's under the heading "Artists A-Z"

Honk

1,988 posts

205 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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irocfan said:
I'm assuming it's under the heading "Artists A-Z"
I believe it's a Viz Profanisorus reference to porn mags.

DrTre

12,955 posts

234 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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It's along the same lines as the Waterstone's bongo mags, rhythm and jazz periodical and cliterature sections.
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