Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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Cotty

39,708 posts

286 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Bandit110 said:
I'm currently upset with reversed branding on the bonnets of vans. Stupid, stupid idea.
Who does that? If you can answer that its doing its job and you would be spreading the word.

DRFC1879

3,446 posts

159 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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captain_cynic said:
One hundred percent correct usage.

A couple is two or more of the same thing, not more than two. Hence why two people dating are called... a couple.

People who are pedantic about the English language annoy me (to call English a mongrel language is an understatement) but they're not as bad as people who are pedantic about the English language and wrong about it.
Nope. A couple is two. No more than two, no less than two. If you were competing on Mastermind with your specialist subject being "questions to which the answer is two" then "to what number does "a couple" refer?" would be quite legitimate.

On to the next point of order; I came across someone on this very site who thought that "several" and "seven" were the same thing. Barmy.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
The use of the phrase "normally aspirated" rather than "naturally aspirated" to describe engines that do not use forced induction.
Surely "normally aspirated" makes more sense? No forced induction, the normal method is used.

As to "Naturally aspirated", well there still an intake and all sorts of air flow gubbins. Hardly an arrangement that's "natural".

Clockwork Cupcake

74,900 posts

274 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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SCEtoAUX said:
Surely "normally aspirated" makes more sense? No forced induction, the normal method is used.

As to "Naturally aspirated", well there still an intake and all sorts of air flow gubbins. Hardly an arrangement that's "natural".
Normal means what is normally used, surely. Given that forced induction is fast becoming the norm, it is surely therefore becoming normal aspiration.

Natural aspiration is using natural atmospheric pressure for induction rather than the increased pressure of forced induction. I guess it might be even more accurate to use the phrase "atmospheric induction".

I remember reading an old book about lorries once, and it referring to "normal cab" and "cab over engine" and thinking that the latter is now normal outside of America.

My point being that the word "normal" is a relative, and changing, word.

Bandit110

298 posts

106 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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captain_cynic said:
One hundred percent correct usage.

A couple is two or more of the same thing, not more than two. Hence why two people dating are called... a couple.

People who are pedantic about the English language annoy me (to call English a mongrel language is an understatement) but they're not as bad as people who are pedantic about the English language and wrong about it.
You know exactly my point. That these type need to make owning 2 Ferraris a casual thing.... Why not just say 2.

Bandit110

298 posts

106 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Cotty said:
Who does that? If you can answer that its doing its job and you would be spreading the word.
I can't answer, cos it's written backwards.

Bandit110

298 posts

106 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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DRFC1879 said:
captain_cynic said:
One hundred percent correct usage.

A couple is two or more of the same thing, not more than two. Hence why two people dating are called... a couple.

People who are pedantic about the English language annoy me (to call English a mongrel language is an understatement) but they're not as bad as people who are pedantic about the English language and wrong about it.
Nope. A couple is two. No more than two, no less than two. If you were competing on Mastermind with your specialist subject being "questions to which the answer is two" then "to what number does "a couple" refer?" would be quite legitimate.

On to the next point of order; I came across someone on this very site who thought that "several" and "seven" were the same thing. Barmy.
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Cotty

39,708 posts

286 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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I assume you were not reading it via your rear view mirror.

captain_cynic

12,303 posts

97 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Bandit110 said:
You know exactly my point. That these type need to make owning 2 Ferraris a casual thing.... Why not just say 2.
As another poster dutifully pointed out (in the UK) a couple means two.

They're tts for casually dropping an expensive item they have, not for the way they specify the number. How is saying, "Well I have two Rolexes" less ttish than saying "Well I have a couple of Rolexes" (although a triple tt score for using rolii or rolexii as that is incorrect and pretentious). Personally any bragging about their watches is a weapons grade tt regardless of how they specify it.

captain_cynic

12,303 posts

97 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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DRFC1879 said:
Nope. A couple is two. No more than two, no less than two. If you were competing on Mastermind with your specialist subject being "questions to which the answer is two" then "to what number does "a couple" refer?" would be quite legitimate.

On to the next point of order; I came across someone on this very site who thought that "several" and "seven" were the same thing. Barmy.
Can I say in my defence, in Australia "couple" means around two and in the UK it means exactly two.

Confirmed via the Colins Australian dictionary and the Oxford English dictionary. I'll remember for future reference.

Or should I still expect frozen pork products in my front lawn?

Bandit110

298 posts

106 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Cotty said:
I assume you were not reading it via your rear view mirror.
Oh! is that why it's printed backwards? I didn't know that, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing! rolleyes

Jonno02

2,248 posts

111 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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The guy at work, right behind me, who is on the phone right now. The person he's talking to is at the other end of the factory and I'm sure with the volume he speaks at, he doesn't need the phone.

leigh1050

2,380 posts

167 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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captain_cynic said:
DRFC1879 said:
Nope. A couple is two. No more than two, no less than two. If you were competing on Mastermind with your specialist subject being "questions to which the answer is two" then "to what number does "a couple" refer?" would be quite legitimate.

On to the next point of order; I came across someone on this very site who thought that "several" and "seven" were the same thing. Barmy.
Can I say in my defence, in Australia "couple" means around two and in the UK it means exactly two.

Confirmed via the Colins Australian dictionary and the Oxford English dictionary. I'll remember for future reference.

Or should I still expect frozen pork products in my front lawn?
I always thought it was a brace.

SlimJim16v

5,745 posts

145 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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fking lady friendly fking Doritos, FFS. That'll put an end to sexual discrimination.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/04/doritos...

Or is it just a publicity stunt?

227bhp

10,203 posts

130 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
SCEtoAUX said:
Surely "normally aspirated" makes more sense? No forced induction, the normal method is used.

As to "Naturally aspirated", well there still an intake and all sorts of air flow gubbins. Hardly an arrangement that's "natural".
Normal means what is normally used, surely. Given that forced induction is fast becoming the norm, it is surely therefore becoming normal aspiration.

Natural aspiration is using natural atmospheric pressure for induction rather than the increased pressure of forced induction. I guess it might be even more accurate to use the phrase "atmospheric induction".

I remember reading an old book about lorries once, and it referring to "normal cab" and "cab over engine" and thinking that the latter is now normal outside of America.

My point being that the word "normal" is a relative, and changing, word.
Has anyone mentioned the Americans yet? hehe
They now use the abbreviation 'FI', which is confusing as it used to mean Fuel Injected....

glenrobbo

35,456 posts

152 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Shakermaker said:
Bandit110 said:
I'm currently upset with reversed branding on the bonnets of vans. Stupid, stupid idea.
Its Welsh, you 'tard...
SNALWIBMA??? wink

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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"A couple of beers" rarely means two.

MartG

20,732 posts

206 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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SCEtoAUX said:
"A couple of beers" rarely means two.
That falls into the area of 'man maths' though wink

glenrobbo

35,456 posts

152 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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Cotty said:
Bandit110 said:
I'm currently upset with reversed branding on the bonnets of vans. Stupid, stupid idea.
Who does that? If you can answer that its doing its job and you would be spreading the word.
VW?

glenrobbo

35,456 posts

152 months

Monday 5th February 2018
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captain_cynic said:
A couple is two of the same thing, not more than two. Hence why two people dating are called... a gay couple.
FTFY
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