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MartG

20,759 posts

206 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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havoc

30,300 posts

237 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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Like that.

"Those people who think they know it all really annoy those of us who actually do."

LordGrover

33,562 posts

214 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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^^ Working in IT, I can confirm a little knowledge is a dangerous thing...

toasty

7,536 posts

222 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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LordGrover said:
^^ Working in IT, I can confirm a little knowledge is a dangerous thing...
Reminds me of the time when a newbie in the office decided to be helpful and clear out the /bin directory after having been given a beginner's guide to unix.

I don't know who was dumber, the culprit or the admin that gave her the rights to do it.

We had a fine afternoon in the pub.


Clockwork Cupcake

74,975 posts

274 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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toasty said:
Reminds me of the time when a newbie in the office decided to be helpful and clear out the /bin directory after having been given a beginner's guide to unix.

I don't know who was dumber, the culprit or the admin that gave her the rights to do it.

We had a fine afternoon in the pub.
That's almost as good as the script that apparently someone at my current client wrote once that recursed up through the directory tree until it got to the build directory and then executed "rm -rf ."

Unfortunately it overshot and ended up in the root directory.

So that was fun.

Jinx

11,429 posts

262 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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toasty said:
Reminds me of the time when a newbie in the office decided to be helpful and clear out the /bin directory after having been given a beginner's guide to unix.

I don't know who was dumber, the culprit or the admin that gave her the rights to do it.

We had a fine afternoon in the pub.
That sounds like it should be an urban myth (emptying the "bin" folder) but unfortunately I have dealt with too many users to disbelieve it.

Never you mind

1,507 posts

114 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Jinx said:
That sounds like it should be an urban myth (emptying the "bin" folder) but unfortunately I have dealt with too many users to disbelieve it.
find * -type core -exec rm {} ;';

Removed half of /bin before it was picked up.



PixelpeepS3

8,600 posts

144 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Never you mind said:
find * -type core -exec rm {} ;';

Removed half of /bin before it was picked up.
find . -type core
find: Arguments to -type should contain only one letter

MartG

20,759 posts

206 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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MartG

20,759 posts

206 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Word of the day: VORFÜHREFFEKT (German) - "demonstration effect", when something doesn't work until you go to show someone the problem - and it suddenly works again

( From QI )

K12beano

20,854 posts

277 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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MartG said:
Word of the day: VORFÜHREFFEKT (German) - "demonstration effect", when something doesn't work until you go to show someone the problem - and it suddenly works again

( From QI )
rofl Is that for real? Love it!

Clockwork Cupcake

74,975 posts

274 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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K12beano said:
MartG said:
Word of the day: VORFÜHREFFEKT (German) - "demonstration effect", when something doesn't work until you go to show someone the problem - and it suddenly works again

( From QI )
rofl Is that for real? Love it!
Showing my age here, but I've always called it "TV Repairman Syndrome".

On account of the fact that if your telly was on the blink, it always worked fine the moment the TV Repairman came to look at it.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
K12beano said:
MartG said:
Word of the day: VORFÜHREFFEKT (German) - "demonstration effect", when something doesn't work until you go to show someone the problem - and it suddenly works again

( From QI )
rofl Is that for real? Love it!
Showing my age here, but I've always called it "TV Repairman Syndrome".

On account of the fact that if your telly was on the blink, it always worked fine the moment the TV Repairman came to look at it.
I've always found precisely the opposite; code that has executed flawlessly for an extended period of time suddenly goes tits and beer as soon as anyone "in authority" turns up to look at it.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,975 posts

274 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Einion Yrth said:
I've always found precisely the opposite; code that has executed flawlessly for an extended period of time suddenly goes tits and beer as soon as anyone "in authority" turns up to look at it.
Yes, that too.

I think both are manifestations of Sod's Law. smile

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Einion Yrth said:
I've always found precisely the opposite; code that has executed flawlessly for an extended period of time suddenly goes tits and beer as soon as anyone "in authority" turns up to look at it.
Yes, that too.

I think both are manifestations of Sod's Law. smile
And then there's the code that at least appears to have been performing excellently for quite some time, but for some reason you're giving it a look over...

"That can;t ever have worked" you say, having spotted the, previously unnoticed, flaw, and henceforth it doesn't.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,975 posts

274 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Einion Yrth said:
And then there's the code that at least appears to have been performing excellently for quite some time, but for some reason you're giving it a look over...

"That can;t ever have worked" you say, having spotted the, previously unnoticed, flaw, and henceforth it doesn't.
Yup. Been there too. yes

Also, when reviewing code for clients, I have often reported "this code only works if you send it exactly the data it expects to receive. I can only conclude that the reason it has never failed is because you have never sent it bad data".

I reviewed one bit of code which would have caused a segfault if you had so much as sent it an empty string for one of its parameters. eek

Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Friday 23 March 21:10

havoc

30,300 posts

237 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Einion Yrth said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
Einion Yrth said:
I've always found precisely the opposite; code that has executed flawlessly for an extended period of time suddenly goes tits and beer as soon as anyone "in authority" turns up to look at it.
Yes, that too.

I think both are manifestations of Sod's Law. smile
And then there's the code that at least appears to have been performing excellently for quite some time, but for some reason you're giving it a look over...

"That can;t ever have worked" you say, having spotted the, previously unnoticed, flaw, and henceforth it doesn't.
Not quite. What's actually happening is that you're collapsing the quantum cock-up waveform.

Previously, the cock-up only existed POTENTIALLY - it both simultaneously existed and didn't exist. By the act of showing it to someone or reviewing it, you are in fact observing it. And as we all know, observation crystallises anything quantum into a certainty...

Clockwork Cupcake

74,975 posts

274 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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havoc said:
Not quite. What's actually happening is that you're collapsing the quantum cock-up waveform.

Previously, the cock-up only existed POTENTIALLY - it both simultaneously existed and didn't exist. By the act of showing it to someone or reviewing it, you are in fact observing it. And as we all know, observation crystallises anything quantum into a certainty...
"Why would anyone put a dead cat in this code?" smile

AW111

9,674 posts

135 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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Einion Yrth said:
I've always found precisely the opposite; code that has executed flawlessly for an extended period of time suddenly goes tits and beer as soon as anyone "in authority" turns up to look at it.
That's similar to the "demo" effect, caused by a sales person who's never seen the product before, let alone tried it, showing off beta code in front of potential customers.

K12beano

20,854 posts

277 months

Sunday 1st April 2018
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Spotted elsewhere on the SpideyWebbyWorldThingamajig:


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