Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[vixen1700]

NSFW Warning for sweary word.

[Doofus]

vixen1700 said:

NSFW Warning for sweary word.

And spelling fk up.

[vixen1700]

Doofus said:

And spelling fk up.

Yeah, that too.

[Sticks.]

My wife says she judges how good a film is by how many tissues she gets through, and funnily enough I have a similar system myself.

[john2443]

[fatboy18]

[silverfoxcc]

And That Tabitha, are how Vegans are made

[Laurel Green]

[grumpy52]

Snowflakes try to rewrite history .

[glenrobbo]

Yep.
Conclusive undeniable proof of the big 1931 Conspiracy right there!

I bet Trump was behind it.

[Laurel Green]

Excellent!

[rayny]

That Tabitha, is how thread contributor Vipers was created

[CanAm]

grumpy52 said:

Snowflakes try to rewrite history .

Even if Caleb is a Flat Earther, his theory conveniently overlooks the fact that the Japanese planes were all carrier-based.

[fatboy18]

Don't be daft, there's no way a carrier pigeon could lift a Zero!

[Evangelion]

rayny said:

That Tabitha, is how thread contributor Vipers was created

Tabitha fainted.

[JulianPH]

[Vipers]

CanAm said:

grumpy52 said:

Snowflakes try to rewrite history .

Even if Caleb is a Flat Earther, his theory conveniently overlooks the fact that the Japanese planes were all carrier-based.

Was that the dry run for the attack in 1941

[grumpy52]

[glenrobbo]

I told my wife to put her coat on because I was going out.

She said "Why? Am I coming with you?"

I said "Don't be silly. I've turned the heating off."




See, a little consideration doesn't hurt, does it?

[Vipers]

Something the OH said when we were playing scrabble reminded me of this oldie.

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Guy on a train is sitting across from a gorgeous looking well do to lady.

He says "Madem, excuse me from being so bold but I am a billionaire, and I don't have time for forming relations, if I gave you a million pounds would you sleep with me this evening".

She said "Hmm, well yes of course"

He says "What I offered you ten quid"

She said "My god what do you think I am"

He says "Madam, we have established that, I am just haggling for the price"

Edited by Vipers on Sunday 23 December 17:25