Geek Jokes

[Usget]

[Never you mind]

PixelpeepS3 said:

Never you mind said:

find * -type core -exec rm {} ;';

Removed half of /bin before it was picked up.

find . -type core
find: Arguments to -type should contain only one letter

Dangerous command but not on Linux

uname -a
SunOS es-vuli-ora01 5.10 Generic_Virtual sun4v sparc sun4v

root@es-vuli-ora01] # find * -type core -print -depth
dev/arp
dev/bpf
dev/conslog
dev/cpu/self/cpuid
dev/crypto
dev/cryptoadm
dev/dtrace/dtrace
dev/dtrace/helper
dev/dtrace/provider/dcpc
dev/dtrace/provider/fasttrap
dev/dtrace/provider/fbt
dev/dtrace/provider/lockstat
dev/dtrace/provider/profile
dev/dtrace/provider/sdt
dev/dtrace/provider/systrace


Now imagine that with -exec rm -rf {} ';' on the end

[Dr Jekyll]

Coding in films vs coding in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Dr Jekyll said:

Coding in films vs coding in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo

True.

[gobuddygo]

Dr Jekyll said:

Coding in films vs coding in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo

I've worked with some brilliant coders and Google is still the most used tool.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

In the office today....

Colleague: "Does anyone know the IP address of my PC?"
Me: "It's 127.0.0.1"
Colleague: "..."
Me: "Have I given you incorrect information?"
Colleague: "No, I under-specified the question"

[SlimRick]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

In the office today....

Colleague: "Does anyone know the IP address of my PC?"
Me: "It's 127.0.0.1"
Colleague: "..."
Me: "Have I given you incorrect information?"
Colleague: "No, I under-specified the question"

Aaah, there's no place like 127.0.0.1

[deckster]

SlimRick said:

Aaah, there's no place like 127.0.0.1

There's no place like localhost???

'There's no place like ~' would make at least a little more sense.

[Some Guy]

[Dr Jekyll]

[jimothy]

Dr Jekyll said:

Coding in films vs coding in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo

Nonsense - there was no sign of SO anywhere there!

[ajprice]

The Germans have a word for everything...

[Ruth Rack]

Not so good at hill starts!

[Mannginger]

[havoc]

[ajprice]

"SELECT * FROM `users`;"
"SQL Error: Table 'users' does not exist"

Hmm...
"CREATE TABLE `users`..."
"SQL Error: Table 'users' already exists"

- "Schrödinger's Table"

[Halmyre]

"Here puss puss puss! Here pussy! Where the fk are you you little bd?"

- Heisenberg's Cat.

[Moonhawk]

Halmyre said:

"Here puss puss puss! Here pussy! Where the fk are you you little bd?"

- Heisenberg's Cat.

I have three of those fkers

......or maybe I don't

Edited by Moonhawk on Wednesday 16th May 10:01

[Ultra Sound Guy]

In space, is resistance measured in Futiles?

[simonrockman]