Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

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Evangelion

7,793 posts

180 months

Sunday 23rd December 2018
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That joke doesn't work, a thousand pounds is still quite generous.



(Err ... so I've been told ...)

Vipers

32,958 posts

230 months

Sunday 23rd December 2018
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Evangelion said:
That joke doesn't work, a thousand pounds is still quite generous.



(Err ... so I've been told ...)
Sorted for you............................................

grumpy52

5,636 posts

168 months

Sunday 23rd December 2018
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The difference between a snowflake and a jet engine ?
Eventually a jet engine stops whining.

grumpy52

5,636 posts

168 months

Sunday 23rd December 2018
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Doofus

26,392 posts

175 months

Sunday 23rd December 2018
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grumpy52 said:
Subway only do 6 or 12 inch sandwiches though.

Ultra Sound Guy

28,688 posts

196 months

Sunday 23rd December 2018
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nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Doofus said:
grumpy52 said:
Subway only do 6 or 12 inch sandwiches though.
That's me well and truly stuffed.grumpy

The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

79 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Doofus said:
Subway only do 6 or 12 inch sandwiches though.
Have you eaten the 12 inch one to quickly ? Your "Humour Hole" seems to be blocked.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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The Dangerous Elk said:
Doofus said:
Subway only do 6 or 12 inch sandwiches though.
Have you eaten the 12 inch one to quickly ? Your "Humour Hole" seems to be blocked.
Is that in the same area as your Comedy Canal?

john2443

6,358 posts

213 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Vipers said:
CanAm said:
grumpy52 said:

Snowflakes try to rewrite history .
Even if Caleb is a Flat Earther, his theory conveniently overlooks the fact that the Japanese planes were all carrier-based.
Was that the dry run for the attack in 1941 laugh
It was all a mistake anyway, the original order said Attack Poole Harbour but it got lost in translation. If they'd have bombed Poole, the yanks would have never got involved and the outcome would have been completely different. #fakehistory

Skyedriver

18,069 posts

284 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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stuartmmcfc said:
What’s white and shoots across the sky?
The Coming of God.
What's white and glides across a dance floor

Come Dancing

The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

79 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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nonsequitur said:
Is that in the same area as your Comedy Canal?
Nope, that is near my Pisstake pipe

The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

79 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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john2443 said:
Vipers said:
CanAm said:
grumpy52 said:

Snowflakes try to rewrite history .
Even if Caleb is a Flat Earther, his theory conveniently overlooks the fact that the Japanese planes were all carrier-based.
Was that the dry run for the attack in 1941 laugh
It was all a mistake anyway, the original order said Attack Poole Harbour but it got lost in translation. If they'd have bombed Poole, the yanks would have never got involved and the outcome would have been completely different. #fakehistory
They did, but Thatcher covered it up to keep car workers wages low.

K12beano

20,854 posts

277 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Honk

1,988 posts

205 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Skyedriver said:
stuartmmcfc said:
What’s white and shoots across the sky?
The Coming of God.
What's white and glides across a dance floor

Come Dancing
What's white and comes in pints?



A polar bear. smile

Vipers

32,958 posts

230 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Stolen from FB.



So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

Jasandjules

70,016 posts

231 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Vipers said:
Stolen from FB.



So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?
Which does mean he can recognise one..........

SeeFive

8,280 posts

235 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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Honk said:
Skyedriver said:
stuartmmcfc said:
What’s white and shoots across the sky?
The Coming of God.
What's white and glides across a dance floor

Come Dancing
What's white and comes in pints?



A polar bear. smile
What’s white, dressed in a gimp mask, holding a whip and glides across the dance floor.

Strictly come dancing...

Kenty

5,066 posts

177 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

Vipers

32,958 posts

230 months

Wednesday 26th December 2018
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My wife told me to get a penis enlarger.

I did, she is 25 and called Lucy.
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