Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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News has emerged today of a new film, which will go on worldwide release in May.
It's a biopic, the life story of a performing flea who ran away from the flea circus to
make his fortune in America
.
He stowed away in the suitcase of a man who crossed the Atlantic aboard the Queen Mary in 1937,
Pre-release screenings have attracted glowing reviews and the likes of Rotten Tomatoes
and IMDB suggest it shouldn't be missed.
It's entitled, 'Once upon a time in the vest.'
It's a biopic, the life story of a performing flea who ran away from the flea circus to
make his fortune in America
.
He stowed away in the suitcase of a man who crossed the Atlantic aboard the Queen Mary in 1937,
Pre-release screenings have attracted glowing reviews and the likes of Rotten Tomatoes
and IMDB suggest it shouldn't be missed.
It's entitled, 'Once upon a time in the vest.'
rayny said:
Stan the Bat said:
Vipers said:
I've just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
And... he hits the ground running.I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
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Vipers said:
I've just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
On honeymoon in Morocco I was ACTUALLY offered 40 camels,real ones,,and a gold bar,for my new bride.I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
25 years later I'm REALLY regretting not taking up the deal!
kowalski655 said:
On honeymoon in Morocco I was ACTUALLY offered 40 camels,real ones,,and a gold bar,for my new bride.
25 years later I'm REALLY regretting not taking up the deal!
Your wife must have had really good teeth. 25 years later I'm REALLY regretting not taking up the deal!
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Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 2nd January 09:15
kowalski655 said:
Vipers said:
I've just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
On honeymoon in Morocco I was ACTUALLY offered 40 camels,real ones,,and a gold bar,for my new bride.I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
25 years later I'm REALLY regretting not taking up the deal!
cookmysock said:
kowalski655 said:
Vipers said:
I've just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
On honeymoon in Morocco I was ACTUALLY offered 40 camels, real ones, and a gold bar, for my new bride.I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
25 years later I'm REALLY regretting not taking up the deal!
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Let's not mention "Bricking" a camel before a long journey............. bet someone will.
Vipers said:
cookmysock said:
kowalski655 said:
Vipers said:
I've just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
On honeymoon in Morocco I was ACTUALLY offered 40 camels, real ones, and a gold bar, for my new bride.I usually smoke Marlboro but hey, a deal is a deal.
25 years later I'm REALLY regretting not taking up the deal!
![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Let's not mention "Bricking" a camel before a long journey............. bet someone will.
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