PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

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[quote=_MIKE_]Just when I was stuck with what to buy, a random ad saves the day!


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I saw this appear on Facebook some time ago and earmarked it for just such a purpose

Edited by geeks on Wednesday 28th November 14:12

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Glade you can take off the brown paper to reveal the wrapped gift inside. But if it starts to make a noise or smell you should keep it in the shed.

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Henners(Leave The Table Alone) do you have an Android or iPhone mobile/tablet?

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vixen1700 said:

Glade said:

Hmmmm perishable goods! Excellent!

Or live goods.

Live, perishable goods!

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OzzyR1 - Santa never reveals their secrets on how they find this stuff



oldbanger - According to Santas Elves, they don't have your t-shirt size in their database. Can you confirm please?

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Can I please remind everyone to update the wiki when posting or receiving (giggady)

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Thank you please!

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andburg said:

my other half is out with the guides this afternoon so finger crossed i'll have time to get my victims stuff wrapped and ready for despatch.

That could be taken in completely the wrong context I assume she is a leader?

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andburg said:

geeks said:

andburg said:

my other half is out with the guides this afternoon so finger crossed i'll have time to get my victims stuff wrapped and ready for despatch.

That could be taken in completely the wrong context I assume she is a leader?

it wont help when I tell you shes not a leader lol

I am going to stop digging this hole I appear to be descending into now :rolf:

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Kinky said:

Rolf who?

Stop editing my posts Kinky

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alorotom your package will be with you shortly, you can open the card straight away. Make sure to post a picture of it too. Don't open the tube but open the main box itself as your presents are packaged inside.



oldbanger - Santa has fallen foul of GDPR regulations. Therefore could you please advise of your t-shirt size. The Elves say that they wont add it to their database.

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greg656 Do you real braille? If not, best to start now!

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axgizmoYou can open the card! (if you show everyone my hand drawn PH logo!!)

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andburg said:

It’s here!!!!!

Not sure if I can open though....

Can you please let andburg know that he can open the outer box?

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2gins read the box. It would appear the large notice of outer box can be opened prior to Xmas has been missed.



xaero Sorry to hear about your I'll health, you may open your box if you wish. Each gift is individually wrapped and numbered with a cover letter to explain the order.

Merry Christmas!!

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Google [bot] could you please supply a contact number (via geeks) as it is a DHL requirement.

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Eltax91 packages will be sent this week and I want to ensure you haven't moved in the meantime

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Henners said:

Looked like three festive vaginas in scarves or jumpers at first glance!

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HorneyMX5 please confirm your Flickr ID, thank you please!

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StanleyT said:

I appear to have received a four stage bomb disposal kit, with stage 4 being the bomb and stage 1 being a timer that activates the countdown. I am warned upon the packaging to have a bucket of cold water present for stage 4, otherwise "it could get unpleasant".

Better not be a lump of Sodium in there, my chemistry teacher played that trick on me at grammar school. Mind you at least he had the best and most pragmatic safety advise I'd hear for many years "If yee get Sodium in yer eye laddie, don't cry, it only makes things worse".

My parents are going to have a shock when I bring out the post Christmas lunch "party game this year".

Thanks Santee, really looking forwards to it.


Now how weird is this. My victim, sorry Santee, lives 300 yrds from where I stay at one business work site in NW England (nearly hand delivered but "chickened out", and my Santa, 2 miles from another worksite in SW England! You better not have sent me a decommissioning sample from Hinkley!

Pics or it didnt happen

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My victims final piece arrived today. Now to wrap and get sent off