I did something childish today.

[8Ace]

Tesco herbs and spices - usually one big letter on the front of the jar. To my delight I realised I could move these around on the shelves to spell rude words.

[anonymous-user]

I had a mate who in the Army deployed to Afghanistan, we bought a Lucy Pinder calender and sent it to him but before sending it we drew burkas on her in thick black marker pens so you could only see her eyes, we did it for each month... Taliban approved glamour modelling didnt go down well!

[chunkymonkey71]

Spent half of yesterday replying to all the spam emails we got at work. It seems that I'm going to be rich very soon!

Some of them have realised that I'm taking the piss; others are still being strung along.

[Dr Murdoch]

I was on the receiving end...

Mate printed out a full size rear number plate with the number 'GAY 1' on it, during his lunch break he stuck it over my rear number plate.

So I set off unknowingly as I approach my car from the front in the car park, i don't see the back before I drive off.

Off I went travelling on the M25 and M3 getting a few looks, but I just assumed they were checking out my car......

....Only realized when I parked it up at home.

Hats off for the one!

Edited by Dr Murdoch on Friday 8th March 10:39

[SlimRick]

8Ace said:

Tesco herbs and spices - usually one big letter on the front of the jar. To my delight I realised I could move these around on the shelves to spell rude words.

I do this almost every time I go in a supermarket:

[TonyHetherington]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh dear lord that's brilliant

[Shaw Tarse]

I'm sure there were a load of "spice scrabble" pics a while ago?

[chunkymonkey71]

From now on I will endeavour to do that every time I go shopping!

[Vaggingquick]

Rochellc01 said:

surely this thread has to be worthy of Legendary status!

get it added to the list!

Thank you but I don't think so.

[jet_noise]

Dear SR,

SlimRick said:

I do this almost every time I go in a supermarket:

Is this a repost, it is ringing a vague bell?

Nonetheless a big ,

regards,
Jet

[deeen]

8Ace said:

Tesco herbs and spices - usually one big letter on the front of the jar. To my delight I realised I could move these around on the shelves to spell rude words.

Now try the advanced version.

Move just the shelf edge labels only to the required positions, then let the night team of shelf fillers spell the rude words for you!

Return the next day to check progress.

[SeldomSeenKid]

markcurtains said:

http://curmudgeon.hubpages.com/hub/Old_Man_Banned_...

"Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department."

I love this one

[rossub]

We moved office this week and the Gents just has a couple of cubicles with no urinal.

I'm planning to print a couple of official looking signs later - "Number 1s" and "Number 2s".

[MocMocaMoc]

A favourite of mine is to take an on display iPad or whatever, take a picture of my elbow looking like a bum, and set as background.

I used to have loads, but as I get older I forget and become less arsed about this 'fun' thing.

[steveo3002]

Vaggingquick said:

The dogs or the owners?

both mostly ..give it a try its funny

[Laurel Green]

deeen said:

Now try the advanced version.

Move just the shelf edge labels only to the required positions, then let the night team of shelf fillers spell the rude words for you!

Return the next day to check progress.

Very good!

[8Ace]

deeen said:

Now try the advanced version.

Move just the shelf edge labels only to the required positions, then let the night team of shelf fillers spell the rude words for you!

Return the next day to check progress.

Almost unbearably brilliant.

[Life Saab Itch]

Laurel Green said:

Not today but, in a French hypermarket set a couple of dozen egg-timers to go off in ten minutes time and casually walked away.

Ikea's only redeeming feature...

[Asterix]

Company next to mine is called 'Nomad' - so with a couple of pieces of paper I altered their sign and they were called 'Gonad' for a couple of hours until they noticed.

[markoc]

Not today, but fairly recently, set all the egg timers on the display in Lakeland at Bluewater and walked quietly away...

Come to think of it, this is a bit of a habit if I find myself in a kitchenware shop.