Tagline for your town

[The Hypno-Toad]

Godalming.

If you're poor, please turn around. Woking's back the way you came.

[John D.]

SilverSixer said:

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

That's invariably one of the first things I say when asked to describe my home town. That and 'its alright'.

[Piersman2]

John D. said:

SilverSixer said:

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

That's invariably one of the first things I say when asked to describe my home town. That and 'its alright'.

Indeed.

Reading... there's worse.

[Vocal Minority]

Worcester: Gurgle gurgle gurgle

[silverthorn2151]

Chingford.........Gods own suburb.

[Baryonyx]

Hexham:

The end of civilisation (until Carlisle).

[kowalski655]

Blackpool
welcomes slutty hen parties

[Oakey]

Blackpool: Wowing idiots with light bulbs for a hundred years

[John D.]

Piersman2 said:

John D. said:

SilverSixer said:

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

That's invariably one of the first things I say when asked to describe my home town. That and 'its alright'.

Indeed.

Reading... there's worse.

Yeah. I could have to live in London.

[Calletrece]

Cambridge - As expensive as you'd think, and more!

[wildcat45]

"Tynemouth, too posh for the likes of you."

You have to live here to get it. We have a village association which dislikes everyone and everything that isn't Tynemouth.

I have lived here on and off since 1981 and was told last year by someone I was an "incomer"

[Challo]

Bracknell.

At least they have knocked down most of the cp parts. Shame they couldn't do the same to most of the residents.

[Fishtigua]

Shropshire. My closest neighbour is over ... there ....

[CasTiger7]

Leeds - Experience Glasgow, without driving as far.

[Thankyou4calling]

Mobile Chicane said:

Dorking - full of weirdos.

I love Dorking. Box Hill, Abinger all round there. Never really mixed with the locals though.

[mattdaniels]

Milton Keynes. And you thought Harlow was soulless.

[steviegunn]

Aberdeen - Not quite as cold as Peterhead

Aberdeen - Greyer than Gandalf the Grey

[MentalSarcasm]

Kew "Village" - Not Actually A Village.

[ArmaghMan]

Monkeylegend said:

Grimsby welcomes the great unwashed.

Guaranteed you won't be noticed.


Norwich teaching Ipswich how to play football.

Norwich, you can divorce me if you want, but you'll always be my sister.

[Tickle]

St. Helens, a town called heroin