Describe your wife
Discussion
theshrew said:
blueg33 said:
mental
They all are - Its just some have a bigger dose of it than others. Has produced a daughter with a similar amount of mental
........bugger maybe I am the common denominator ad the mental my fault
Ah I forgot, everything is my fault........
She looks good though, 48 yrs old, has had 2 kids, 5ft 8in tall but still a size 8
Thankyou4calling said:
Same as my car.
Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
Mine too:Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
Small
Cheap to run
Comfortably fits two but not four
Exhaust barely makes a noise
Neat little glove box
Some minor body damage
Chunky bumper on the rear
Speakers make too much noise
Bit of a firm ride but always entertaining
Looks a bit too chavvy for someone my age
A bit dirty
Japveesix said:
Mine too:
Small
Cheap to run
Comfortably fits two but not four
Exhaust barely makes a noise
Neat little glove box
Some minor body damage
Chunky bumper on the rear
Speakers make too much noise
Bit of a firm ride but always entertaining
Looks a bit too chavvy for someone my age
A bit dirty
Enjoys an oil service? Small
Cheap to run
Comfortably fits two but not four
Exhaust barely makes a noise
Neat little glove box
Some minor body damage
Chunky bumper on the rear
Speakers make too much noise
Bit of a firm ride but always entertaining
Looks a bit too chavvy for someone my age
A bit dirty
Bebee said:
On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off, AND, put a T shirt on while it's inside out, and through the head bit first, when on, it's the right way around and everything, I'm genuinely impressed by this.
youtube link here:
I've seen the bra-off thing done but never the inside-out t-shirt trick.youtube link here:
Another amazing super-power my wife has is the ability to fold jumpers or t-shirts without laying them face down on a flat surface. It baffles me.
Thankyou4calling said:
Same as my car.
Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
...and if anyone isn't familiar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBw-aEixWuo
Bebee said:
thismonkeyhere said:
Bebee said:
On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off,
She just doesn't want you to see her tits. Must be saving them for someone else.....
They are great tits though....
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