'Jazz mags' stuffed in hedgerows

'Jazz mags' stuffed in hedgerows

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Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

267 months

Tuesday 21st July 2015
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vixen1700 said:
I still remember a Rapier magazine I found some time around 1977/78 when I was a kid, the front-cover/centrefold girl was sort of cross-eyed but gorgeous with it. confused

Like to see that one again.

I'm assuming it's one of a series of magazines on increasing graphic violence.
You start by buying Strugglers monthly, then Rape, via Rapier to Rapiest. Then you become a 70's DJ.

Slyjoe

1,511 posts

213 months

Tuesday 21st July 2015
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Imagine the look on someones face as they found Cyril Smiths stash that the police found in his boot and then lost....
Allegedly.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

169 months

Tuesday 21st July 2015
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Are they still a tradeable commodity in schools?

Wacky Racer

38,370 posts

249 months

Tuesday 21st July 2015
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One strange thing I remember was being on Leeds railway station around 1978 queuing up on the platform at WH Smiths to buy a copy of Classic Bike, Train spotters monthly (or some such), and in front of me was an elderly woman about 70, who was with a stunning woman about 30 and they were buying a copy of "Mayfair"...

scratchchin

Kinky.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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The circulation figures of grot mags must be tiny in the Internet age?

technodup

7,585 posts

132 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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My paper round was brilliant for this. Loads of nice houses with a park on one side and a small wooded bit on the way there. The usual poor condition stuff was occasionally discovered but I remember there was a bin on a lamppost at the end of the run which I usually emptied my run sheet and any leftovers into. My best find in said bin was two brand new jazz mags in a big brown envelope. More unusual was the discovery of a spiral notepad where someone had taken a lot of time to cut out and paste in favourite pictures from various magazines. These would be categorised into legs, faces etc, with many of them folded up so you could unfold and have a full page of furry beaver peering back at you. The thing was twice it's normal thickness.

The early 90s. Happy days.

kowalski655

14,737 posts

145 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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My best mate Graeme was the porn king of our class,& I often borrowed a few of his finer editions! Luckily he didnt mention THAT in his best man;s speech at my wedding smile

The 1st one I ever found myself was called "Stung",if I recall correctly, very tame even by 80s standards,mostly boobs,only 1 growler,and lots of stories about spanking.yuck

Zippee

13,503 posts

236 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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I remember a mate & I finding his neighbours sons stash at the back of the garden, hidden in the fir trees smile
Was around 200 mags of varying quality so we split them 50:50.
I sold mine at school over the next few weeks for a fiver a mag - great income and I did a roaring trade smile

All too easy now with the internet.....

RedLeicester

6,869 posts

247 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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soad said:
Jizz, surely?
Gosh you're young.

markmullen

15,877 posts

236 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Not quite the hedge fund but surprise grot all the same...

My brother and his wife bought a house as a repossession. They were told anything left in it when they arrived was theirs. Most of it was crap but a brand new unworn dinner suit in his size and a nice piano were nice finds.

Upstairs things got a bit weirder. The first was a scream from my sister in law, she'd found the previous owner's collection of animal bones, plus a human skull (medical pinned one). In the next wardrobe we found his collection of hand drawn porn! Lots of anatomically correct drawings which had obviously had a lot of time spent. I can't remember the last time my brother and I laughed so hard.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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HOGEPH said:
The circulation figures of grot mags must be tiny in the Internet age?
i don't know about Mags but a few years ago at work we stopped with some guy who had a car full of the paper equivalent of these 'guides' do not click in work or unless in privacy mode winkhttps://www.mccoysguide.com
with him for distribution purposes. So we had a couple off him free off course to distribute appropriately smile

My colleagues thought it would be fun to dump a binbag load of wet gay porn mags found on a 'debris' job in my cars, tw@ts smile

Tonsko

6,299 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Gregg Wallace reportedly when splitting from his wife, upon returning to their home to get his stuff, the only possessions he bothered to take with him was his stash of spank mags from the garage.

Megaflow

9,521 posts

227 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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speedyguy said:
i don't know about Mags but a few years ago at work we stopped with some guy who had a car full of the paper equivalent of these 'guides' do not click in work or unless in privacy mode winkhttps://www.mccoysguide.com
with him for distribution purposes. So we had a couple off him free off course to distribute appropriately smile

My colleagues thought it would be fun to dump a binbag load of wet gay porn mags found on a 'debris' job in my cars, tw@ts smile
For the sheltered amongst us, wtf is a "corrective service"

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

125 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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I've told you before not to abbreviate wtf

You naughty boy.


And so on .......

captainzep

13,305 posts

194 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Tonsko said:
Gregg Wallace reportedly when splitting from his wife, upon returning to their home to get his stuff, the only possessions he bothered to take with him was his stash of spank mags from the garage.
There's a certain minimalist, functional simplicity about that you have to admire.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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For those of you Norwich based, is there still the stall in the marketplace that sells old magazines? I purchased a dog eared copy of something like "Big & Bouncey" for a friend's 40th birthday gift box 8 years ago. He may still have it. I'll check...

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Megaflow said:
For the sheltered amongst us, wtf is a "corrective service"
Offers a "out call prison visit" ???

Megaflow

9,521 posts

227 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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austinsmirk said:
I've told you before not to abbreviate wtf

You naughty boy.


And so on .......
At first I thought that was a joke, then I thought about it.

People pay other people to tell them off?

There are some strange folk about...

J4CKO

41,853 posts

202 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Tonsko said:
Gregg Wallace reportedly when splitting from his wife, upon returning to their home to get his stuff, the only possessions he bothered to take with him was his stash of spank mags from the garage.
Masturchef !

phil1979

Original Poster:

3,573 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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J4CKO said:
Tonsko said:
Gregg Wallace reportedly when splitting from his wife, upon returning to their home to get his stuff, the only possessions he bothered to take with him was his stash of spank mags from the garage.
Masturchef !
'wking doesn't get more furious than this'