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PMSL at this thread. We do exist then!! I'm 49 and am still in calming down mode with two sons (5 and 4).
My last episode in The Dog House was a couple of years ago. My wife and I went to a party at friends. One of her friends got a bit fruity with me and I told her what I would like to do to her. Unfortunately she told my wife what I'd like to do to her and my wife then told me what she would like to do to me!!
Cue an expensive weekend at Malmaison in Manchester as penance/punishment. I seem to recall SWMBO did about £100 in cocktails in about an hour. Unfortunately I didn't get to do to her what I would have liked to do to her friend although I recall having a go!!
My last episode in The Dog House was a couple of years ago. My wife and I went to a party at friends. One of her friends got a bit fruity with me and I told her what I would like to do to her. Unfortunately she told my wife what I'd like to do to her and my wife then told me what she would like to do to me!!
Cue an expensive weekend at Malmaison in Manchester as penance/punishment. I seem to recall SWMBO did about £100 in cocktails in about an hour. Unfortunately I didn't get to do to her what I would have liked to do to her friend although I recall having a go!!
Trophy Husband said:
PMSL at this thread. We do exist then!! I'm 49 and am still in calming down mode with two sons (5 and 4).
My last episode in The Dog House was a couple of years ago. My wife and I went to a party at friends. One of her friends got a bit fruity with me and I told her what I would like to do to her. Unfortunately she told my wife what I'd like to do to her and my wife then told me what she would like to do to me!!
Cue an expensive weekend at Malmaison in Manchester as penance/punishment. I seem to recall SWMBO did about £100 in cocktails in about an hour. Unfortunately I didn't get to do to her what I would have liked to do to her friend although I recall having a go!!
Back doors?My last episode in The Dog House was a couple of years ago. My wife and I went to a party at friends. One of her friends got a bit fruity with me and I told her what I would like to do to her. Unfortunately she told my wife what I'd like to do to her and my wife then told me what she would like to do to me!!
Cue an expensive weekend at Malmaison in Manchester as penance/punishment. I seem to recall SWMBO did about £100 in cocktails in about an hour. Unfortunately I didn't get to do to her what I would have liked to do to her friend although I recall having a go!!
johnwilliams77 said:
Trophy Husband said:
PMSL at this thread. We do exist then!! I'm 49 and am still in calming down mode with two sons (5 and 4).
My last episode in The Dog House was a couple of years ago. My wife and I went to a party at friends. One of her friends got a bit fruity with me and I told her what I would like to do to her. Unfortunately she told my wife what I'd like to do to her and my wife then told me what she would like to do to me!!
Cue an expensive weekend at Malmaison in Manchester as penance/punishment. I seem to recall SWMBO did about £100 in cocktails in about an hour. Unfortunately I didn't get to do to her what I would have liked to do to her friend although I recall having a go!!
Back doors?My last episode in The Dog House was a couple of years ago. My wife and I went to a party at friends. One of her friends got a bit fruity with me and I told her what I would like to do to her. Unfortunately she told my wife what I'd like to do to her and my wife then told me what she would like to do to me!!
Cue an expensive weekend at Malmaison in Manchester as penance/punishment. I seem to recall SWMBO did about £100 in cocktails in about an hour. Unfortunately I didn't get to do to her what I would have liked to do to her friend although I recall having a go!!
Herbie58 said:
Tailgater said:
Herbie58 said:
Popped back in for a nosy.....How times have changed 
Nice to see the sycophancy remains though.
Has your garage changed since then? Nice to see the sycophancy remains though.
Hadn't been out for a while, but 3 weeks ago I woke up very late on Saturday morning still in a complete drunken state, still partially dressed, and with various slightly smeared nightclub stamps on my hand, including one obvious one for a strip club.
There was takeaway food and drink spilled all over the kitchen, and I had placed half a leftover cheeseburger in the Cats bowl for him to eat
I had no idea what time I had fell through the front door.
My partner who had been up for hours and cleaned up after me, just looked at me and said "You've been to see the dancing girls haven't you?..."
Amazingly she wasn't mad at all. Just amused by it all.
I think she's a keeper.
There was takeaway food and drink spilled all over the kitchen, and I had placed half a leftover cheeseburger in the Cats bowl for him to eat
I had no idea what time I had fell through the front door.
My partner who had been up for hours and cleaned up after me, just looked at me and said "You've been to see the dancing girls haven't you?..."
Amazingly she wasn't mad at all. Just amused by it all.
I think she's a keeper.
How have I missed this? Oh Harry 
Congratulations on the occasion of your recent marriage. I hope that you'll be as happy as Mr Kat & I are
The only time Mr Kat has been upset with me coming home in a when I was 'single state' was after a quiet night out with CB and a couple of other PHrs after a job interview; and that was because I'd come home on the "vomit comet" than my usual MO of booking a hotel
she doesn't work AND has a Nanny?! Wtf does she do?
Congratulations on the occasion of your recent marriage
. I hope that you'll be as happy as Mr Kat & I are The only time Mr Kat has been upset with me coming home in a when I was 'single state' was after a quiet night out with CB and a couple of other PHrs after a job interview; and that was because I'd come home on the "vomit comet" than my usual MO of booking a hotel
Timmy40 said:
Right flooring sorted with the easy option of laying another wood flooring ontop of the current ****king wood flooring. They're sorting that out at cost price with £0 for installation.
As for the wife, yes a word is in order, she doesn't work, we have a nanny, and of course I'm not having the work done whilst we live in the house Resh, this is the new 5 bed house I'm building her which is roughly twice the size of the Barn Conversion I previously built for her.
The problem is having a 'word' with her results in a barrage of abuse back in my direction. One thing at a time. I need to complete the build, then sort the wife out then lay the patio.
Timmy! As for the wife, yes a word is in order, she doesn't work, we have a nanny, and of course I'm not having the work done whilst we live in the house Resh, this is the new 5 bed house I'm building her which is roughly twice the size of the Barn Conversion I previously built for her.
The problem is having a 'word' with her results in a barrage of abuse back in my direction. One thing at a time. I need to complete the build, then sort the wife out then lay the patio.
she doesn't work AND has a Nanny?! Wtf does she do?
ali_kat said:
How have I missed this? Oh Harry
Congratulations on the occasion of your recent marriage. I hope that you'll be as happy as Mr Kat & I are
The only time Mr Kat has been upset with me coming home in a when I was 'single state' was after a quiet night out with CB and a couple of other PHrs after a job interview; and that was because I'd come home on the "vomit comet" than my usual MO of booking a hotel
she doesn't work AND has a Nanny?! Wtf does she do?
Hey Ali.Congratulations on the occasion of your recent marriage
. I hope that you'll be as happy as Mr Kat & I are The only time Mr Kat has been upset with me coming home in a when I was 'single state' was after a quiet night out with CB and a couple of other PHrs after a job interview; and that was because I'd come home on the "vomit comet" than my usual MO of booking a hotel
Timmy40 said:
Right flooring sorted with the easy option of laying another wood flooring ontop of the current ****king wood flooring. They're sorting that out at cost price with £0 for installation.
As for the wife, yes a word is in order, she doesn't work, we have a nanny, and of course I'm not having the work done whilst we live in the house Resh, this is the new 5 bed house I'm building her which is roughly twice the size of the Barn Conversion I previously built for her.
The problem is having a 'word' with her results in a barrage of abuse back in my direction. One thing at a time. I need to complete the build, then sort the wife out then lay the patio.
Timmy! As for the wife, yes a word is in order, she doesn't work, we have a nanny, and of course I'm not having the work done whilst we live in the house Resh, this is the new 5 bed house I'm building her which is roughly twice the size of the Barn Conversion I previously built for her.
The problem is having a 'word' with her results in a barrage of abuse back in my direction. One thing at a time. I need to complete the build, then sort the wife out then lay the patio.
she doesn't work AND has a Nanny?! Wtf does she do?Reading Tim's post, I am a lucky man - but I can only hope it won't all change dramatically if we have children.
Yesterday night was a much more standard Thursday than last week's, sadly. Worked late, went over to new house project, freaked out at how little it looks like a home just weeks from supposed completion, went home and worked some more, went to bed, stressed.
Last Friday I was sitting in my garden, half-drunk, bantering with Lady F and basking in the glow of a ridiculous night out and domestic bliss. This morning I am staring out of my office window, into the grey, counting the hours until the weekend.
No consistency. That's my problem.
A few years ago a friend and neighbour showed me pictures of his friend one morning, after a drunken night out.
Apparently this chap had got home, but promptly thrown up all over his gf/wife- whilst in bed. He then passed out.
Disgusted, she wrote "See You Next Tuesday" (the proper words, not the ones that the filter will block here) in marker, on his forehead.
Photographed it and promtly shared it with everyone.
On a similar vein- after a New years party at the rugby club I had friends staying over. My mate on the sofa, his gf laying next to him, on the floor though.
You've guessed- he threw up during the night, all over her.
Apparently this chap had got home, but promptly thrown up all over his gf/wife- whilst in bed. He then passed out.
Disgusted, she wrote "See You Next Tuesday" (the proper words, not the ones that the filter will block here) in marker, on his forehead.
Photographed it and promtly shared it with everyone.
On a similar vein- after a New years party at the rugby club I had friends staying over. My mate on the sofa, his gf laying next to him, on the floor though.
You've guessed- he threw up during the night, all over her.
(I wanted to post this two weeks ago but PH forced me to wait 14 days after registering. 
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I love the period between Christmas and going back to work in January. After the frenzy of card-sending, present-buying, Christmas food shopping, and the phone calls and Facetimes, it's great to relax a bit, and ponder important questions about the year ahead, like "Should I find a new job?", "Where should we go on holiday this year?" and "I wonder which would be more fun: a McLaren GT or a Caterham Super Seven 1600?"
My research on that last item eventually led me to Pistonheads where, on a whim, I decided to browse the forums. I came across the "PH Legendary Threads" topic and, scanning down the list, read a few that looked interesting.
"Harry Flashman's Night Out," I thought to myself. "I wonder if that's some scandalous report of Prince Harry's clubhopping antics before he settled down with Megan..."
Not that Harry, as it turned out, but amusing nonetheless. I chuckled and thought to myself, "Haha, that sounds like the sort of thing my old flatmate would do!"
And then I paused.
And frowned.
And re-read the post.
Married... Renovating a house... When was this posted? Hmmm, I remember seeing some photos of a renovation job on the house he had before his current one. Nearly 40... A wife who would get angry/amused at such antics...
This is ticking a lot of boxes!
So I click on Flashman's name to look at his profile and What Do I Find but a picture of my old flatmate's Morgan, with its memorable reg plate! (Which he once drunkenly lent me when the alternator on my crappy Vectra failed just as I was setting off on a 270-mile round trip.)
So folks, if anyone thought Harry was making this story up, rest assured that this is exactly the sort of antics he used to regularly get up to when I lived in his spare room, in what became known amongst our friends as the Bachelor Pad of Doom!
)I love the period between Christmas and going back to work in January. After the frenzy of card-sending, present-buying, Christmas food shopping, and the phone calls and Facetimes, it's great to relax a bit, and ponder important questions about the year ahead, like "Should I find a new job?", "Where should we go on holiday this year?" and "I wonder which would be more fun: a McLaren GT or a Caterham Super Seven 1600?"
My research on that last item eventually led me to Pistonheads where, on a whim, I decided to browse the forums. I came across the "PH Legendary Threads" topic and, scanning down the list, read a few that looked interesting.
"Harry Flashman's Night Out," I thought to myself. "I wonder if that's some scandalous report of Prince Harry's clubhopping antics before he settled down with Megan..."
Not that Harry, as it turned out, but amusing nonetheless. I chuckled and thought to myself, "Haha, that sounds like the sort of thing my old flatmate would do!"
And then I paused.
And frowned.
And re-read the post.
Married... Renovating a house... When was this posted? Hmmm, I remember seeing some photos of a renovation job on the house he had before his current one. Nearly 40... A wife who would get angry/amused at such antics...
This is ticking a lot of boxes!
So I click on Flashman's name to look at his profile and What Do I Find but a picture of my old flatmate's Morgan, with its memorable reg plate! (Which he once drunkenly lent me when the alternator on my crappy Vectra failed just as I was setting off on a 270-mile round trip.)
So folks, if anyone thought Harry was making this story up, rest assured that this is exactly the sort of antics he used to regularly get up to when I lived in his spare room, in what became known amongst our friends as the Bachelor Pad of Doom!
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