The thread for puns not jokes...

[RDMcG]

Punishing contest, that

[TheExcession]

Seriously, you all need to go get your haddocks salmoned.

[RDMcG]

TheExcession said:

Seriously, you all need to go get your haddocks salmoned.

Part of my annual fishical exam,,,

[twing]

Wasn't sure if I was brave enough to join in chaps, I'm a little koi

[V8A*ndy]

twing said:

Wasn't sure if I was brave enough to join in chaps, I'm a little koi

Well, you certainly managed to Worm your way in

[Bluesgirl]

You know what they say .... carpe diem and all that.

[RDMcG]

This thread is a load of old pollocks.

[lucido grigio]

All this horsing around has given me the camel's back.

[McVities]

I'm pleasantly surprised, there have been many swift replies to this. Some of the puns are a little tough to swallow though.

[lucido grigio]

Pheasantly surprised ?.....

[anonymous-user]

Cod snake, this thread is just fishing for posts.



Sorry chaps I'm st at puns.

[PoleDriver]

RDMcG said:

This thread is a load of old pollocks.

Full of bloaters!

[PoleDriver]

Unlike the Sean Connery joke thread, this is no nest of Vipers!

[Monkeylegend]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[twing]

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me....thankfully my injuries were super fish oil

[PoleDriver]

Monkeylegend said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would Caesar!

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

Monkeylegend said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would Caesar!

To get to Rhode Island?

[DUMBO100]

I've just been accused of plagerism! Their words not mine

[glenrobbo]

DUMBO100 said:

I've just been accused of plagerism! Their words not mine

This is the pun thread. The joke thread is over there >>>

[Name of user]

I can't be bassed with this thread.