Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 39

Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 39

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pequod

8,997 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bomma R1 said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Bobberoo said:
Where's Gilbert gone????
He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.
Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???
Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.
Eh?

Gilbert is a mere 1/2 tonne babbie last I saw 'im!!!

Don't tell me we have an invasion of hephalumps already? It took ages to round them up previously and Constable Dunstable was damned near trampled in the process.

I'll call Patel, he knows about pachyderms.....

DickyC

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50,156 posts

200 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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What's grey and weighs five thousand pounds?

That's irrelevant.

Bomma R1

14,538 posts

127 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bobberoo said:
Bomma R1 said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Bobberoo said:
Where's Gilbert gone????
He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.
Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???
Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.
yikes
weepingweepingweeping
GGIILLLLBBEERRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!
As I said yesterday old boy, nobody's going to shoot anyone or anything, we're in enough bother already.

Besides, it'll make a pleasant change...

pequod

8,997 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bomma R1 said:
Bobberoo said:
Bomma R1 said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Bobberoo said:
Where's Gilbert gone????
He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.
Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???
Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.
yikes
weepingweepingweeping
GGIILLLLBBEERRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!
As I said yesterday old boy, nobody's going to shoot anyone or anything, we're in enough bother already.

Besides, it'll make a pleasant change...
I wouldn't be too hasty wiv that assertion, Bomma old boy! Sometimes tough decisions have to be made when situations get outta control....

Culling the herd, and savin' the thread...???


Edited by pequod on Tuesday 18th October 19:23

slopes

39,042 posts

189 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Bobberoo said:
Bomma R1 said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Bobberoo said:
Where's Gilbert gone????
He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.
Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???
Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.
yikes
weepingweepingweeping
GGIILLLLBBEERRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!
As I said yesterday old boy, nobody's going to shoot anyone or anything, we're in enough bother already.

Besides, it'll make a pleasant change...
I wouldn't be too hasty wiv that assertion, Bomma old boy! Sometimes tough decisions have to be made when situations get outta control....

Culling the herd, and savin' the thread...???


Edited by pequod on Tuesday 18th October 19:23
You called?



paua

5,920 posts

145 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bomma R1 said:
Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.
Th absinth has that effect.
G'morneve all. Tis sunny down 'ere.

DickyC

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50,156 posts

200 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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I preferred Culling The Herd with their original line-up before they were famous.

spikeyhead

17,483 posts

199 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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paua said:
Bomma R1 said:
Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.
Th absinth has that effect.
G'morneve all. Tis sunny down 'ere.
It seems that Challengers are challenging to find, but there's ten of these available

https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/10-stormers/



pequod

8,997 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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slopes said:
You called?
Standby, they've gone into hiding...





fatboy18

18,984 posts

213 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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pequod said:
fatboy18 said:
Managed to squeeze through the Gate, cut through the electric fence, sneak round security and found my way to Volume 39!

Evening all, wavey I've picked up a Cold, Not the C19 but will need to hit the Bourbon shortly.
Have you been quarantined? The border from Vol 38 has strict viral conditions, albeit the Albanians are charged with running the show, so here we are, now!

A shambles, and no mistake....
It seems I have arrived here with no clothes! Buff Alert everyone!

paua

5,920 posts

145 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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pequod said:
Standby, they've gone into hiding...




A fine cherry tree, that.

Bobberoo

39,171 posts

100 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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You lot leave poor Gilbert alone you big bunch of bullys!!!!

pequod

8,997 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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fatboy18 said:
pequod said:
fatboy18 said:
Managed to squeeze through the Gate, cut through the electric fence, sneak round security and found my way to Volume 39!

Evening all, wavey I've picked up a Cold, Not the C19 but will need to hit the Bourbon shortly.
Have you been quarantined? The border from Vol 38 has strict viral conditions, albeit the Albanians are charged with running the show, so here we are, now!

A shambles, and no mistake....
It seems I have arrived here with no clothes! Buff Alert everyone!
Incognito?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF5W32LLCusYlhYGK...

Bobberoo

39,171 posts

100 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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fatboy18 said:
pequod said:
fatboy18 said:
Managed to squeeze through the Gate, cut through the electric fence, sneak round security and found my way to Volume 39!

Evening all, wavey I've picked up a Cold, Not the C19 but will need to hit the Bourbon shortly.
Have you been quarantined? The border from Vol 38 has strict viral conditions, albeit the Albanians are charged with running the show, so here we are, now!

A shambles, and no mistake....
It seems I have arrived here with no clothes! Buff Alert everyone!
Ahem, is it a cold in here???

slopes

39,042 posts

189 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bobberoo said:
You lot leave poor Gilbert alone you big bunch of bullys!!!!
Moi?? I only asked if someone called, i haven't been anywhere near the Old Girl.
Not me

Nope

Nosirree

Nada

Not gonna happen

Bobberoo

39,171 posts

100 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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OK, who spilled a drink already?!?!?
Battert's going crazy with the wet vac in the hall!!!!

glenrobbo

35,565 posts

152 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bobberoo said:
OK, who spilled a drink already?!?!?
Battert's going crazy with the wet vac in the hall!!!!
I think your Gilbert just did a piddle, Bobbers.

He can probably sense all the excitement associated with the new volume.


My, that's a HUGE puddle of piddle! eek

Error_404_Username_not_found

2,414 posts

53 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Oh, there you all are. I got locked out. Everything was shut up tight, no lights on and the bell wasn't working. It's pissing down too and I'm a trifle moist.
A stiff restorative wouldn't hurt, if I may?

By the way, what was that whimpering about from the orangery? Was someone being beastly?

witteringon

1,577 posts

43 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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Bobberoo said:
You lot leave poor Gilbert alone you big bunch of bullys!!!!
shout NELLIE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuAJANM7Zuk&ab...

Bobberoo

39,171 posts

100 months

Tuesday 18th October 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo said:
OK, who spilled a drink already?!?!?
Battert's going crazy with the wet vac in the hall!!!!
I think your Gilbert just did a piddle, Bobbers.

He can probably sense all the excitement associated with the new volume.


My, that's a HUGE puddle of piddle! eek
Will you please stop splashing around in it!!!!
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