Celebrity Urban Legends

[richyb]

hornetrider said:

richyb said:

Bill Carr said:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but he will never cry.

He's also his own grandfather.

[Dave200]

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

[ganglandboss]

Muncher said:

- Ex James Bond actor who is apparently hung like a donkey...

Haven't Sean Connery, George Lazenby and Daniel Craig all had there's out in films? That would narrow it down to one of three.

Unless of course by James Bond actor you mean someone who's been in a James Bond film but not neccessarily played James Bond? If that's the case, my money's on this person!

[Mattygooner]

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

Anhtony wwhats his face Thompson!!


Come on gents, this is a website, no one is gonna sue you, your a virtual person.

Names people, names!!

[daveco]

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

You mean he's a mincer? A jaffa?

*tries to think of other food/gay related cockney slang*

....A fairy (cake)?

[Muncher]

Thudd said:

Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?

No, but former game show dolly bird.

[Thudd]

I have to disagree with Mattygooner about there being no chance of litigation, but a few hints would be safe

There's a lad in our office who claims that Jimmy Saville pushed him roughly to the ground in a public toilets in Scarborough.
In a hurry to get to the urinals while out jogging, apparently.

[Dave200]

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

Anhtony wwhats his face Thompson!!

Not him.
Not obvious either.

[Thudd]

Muncher said:

No, but former game show dolly bird.

Isla StClair?

Holly Willoughby?

[Bill Carr]

Muncher said:

Thudd said:

Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?

No, but former game show dolly bird.

Carole Smillie?

[roboxm3]

Muncher said:

Thudd said:

Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?

No, but former game show dolly bird.

Jenny Powell??

ETA: or Mel Sykes??

Edited by roboxm3 on Wednesday 28th May 14:51

[Mattygooner]

Dave200 said:

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

Anhtony wwhats his face Thompson!!

Not him.
Not obvious either.

Gary Rhodes....

[Dave200]

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

Anhtony wwhats his face Thompson!!

Not him.
Not obvious either.

Gary Rhodes....

Not him, although I wouldn't put it past him.

I should qualify that by "young boys", I mean "young men, for whom consensual homosexual sex acts are legal".
(Don't want to get in the sh*t on this one)

Edited by Dave200 on Wednesday 28th May 15:02

[Conian]

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

Anhtony wwhats his face Thompson!!

Not him.
Not obvious either.

Gary Rhodes....

Please God let it be Jamie Oliver. I'd love to see that smug mockney go to jail and beaten daily until he learned his lesson. Yet, somehow I feel that he'd never ever learn.

[Muncher]

Bill Carr said:

Muncher said:

Thudd said:

Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?

No, but former game show dolly bird.

Carole Smillie?

Knuckles deep allegedly.

[PaulPT7]

Conian said:

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Mattygooner said:

Dave200 said:

Celebrity chef who allegedly loves the 'company' of young boys.

I work in media, and I hear this a lot.

Anhtony wwhats his face Thompson!!

Not him.
Not obvious either.

Gary Rhodes....

Please God let it be Jamie Oliver. I'd love to see that smug mockney go to jail and beaten daily until he learned his lesson. Yet, somehow I feel that he'd never ever learn.

Ainsley Harriet

[Thudd]

Muncher said:

Knuckles deep allegedly.

Nowt wrong wi' that

[parapaul]

Muncher said:

Bill Carr said:

Muncher said:

Thudd said:

Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?

No, but former game show dolly bird.

Carole Smillie?

Knuckles deep allegedly.

That's worth consideration.... <<goes off to google>>

[DrTre]

parapaul said:

That's worth consideration.... <<goes off to google>>

And that's a new euphemism.

[Muncher]

One more on a footballing theme and this has been touched upon by the media without naming him.

Footballer leaves one London club and joins another because the manager took the piss out of the size of his cock in the shower. He then misses the first 6 weeks at his new club after recovering from a penis enlargement operation with the cover of having a "groin injury".