Just the punchlines please

[Jon C]

'Death, By Bongo!'

[funkyboogalooo]

"cock robin"

[Famous Graham]

The Hypno-Toad said:

"Don't know but his face rings a bell,"

"I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

"Dopey fked a penguin! Dopey fked a penguin!"

Edited by Famous Graham on Sunday 15th June 21:10

[parapaul]

"The Invisible Man pulls out of Wonder Woman and says 'I don't know - but my arse is killing!'"

"So I said to her 'I bet you a crate of Bud that he is'..."

"...but I was very, very drunk."

"This time, you hold the pigeon while I st on its head"

Edited by parapaul on Sunday 15th June 21:10

[celticpilgrim]

Here's that sick squid i owe you..

It means, watson, that somebody's stolen our tent

i need a sip of the holy water, Mother Sperior, brfore Sister Mary sticks her arse in it...

Thank god for that child, I thought you said you wanted to be a protestant!!

How far do you have to fall to get a sip of brandy..

[anonymous-user]

and the whole bloody leg was completely septic!......didn't wake up for three days, three bloody days!... ...I'm laughing now! I'm afraid I was very drunk!

[central]

Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear.

[funkyboogalooo]

and Keegan scores on the rebound

[Blib]

bint said:

FSH

Love that one.

Also.

"Why the long face?"

[Rollin]

The milk maid says "That ain't moy arse!" and the farmer says "HeHe! That ain't moy finger!"

[Petros]

No, but there's a feckin train comin

[Petros]

Will ya take this feckin dog for a walk

[RJO]

You know, a good goat will do that.


You're not here for the hunting, are you.


He said, he thinks he knows you.


It's no good. I'll have to call the police.

[James214si]

"we found the answer to that one then!"

[MrFlibbles]

"No! I said to give him two test tickles!"

[52classic]

"Get over there with the c*nts then!"

[AntonyJ]

"you're Thor, I can't even pith"

[The Hypno-Toad]

"Remember the Alamo"

[central]

I thought you said you wanted a 12-inch pianist?

[molestrangler]

No nurse, I said prick his boils.......

Edited by molestrangler on Monday 23 June 19:20