New to massage....

[Davi]

Pints said:

Balmoral Green said:

Brother D said:

whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?

Don't they offer additional services (at extra cost) to take care of that sort of thing?

FFS. It's fking rumours like that which result in fkwits calling my Mrs at all hours of the day asking if her massage comes with "additional services" (she's a qualified/professional masseuse).
And yes, she's fking sure the answer's no!

sounds like that's a sore point.


Much like any clients of Pint's missus have after asking for extras

[308mate]

Pints said:

Balmoral Green said:

Brother D said:

whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?

Don't they offer additional services (at extra cost) to take care of that sort of thing?

FFS. It's fking rumours like that which result in fkwits calling my Mrs at all hours of the day asking if her massage comes with "additional services" (she's a qualified/professional masseuse).
And yes, she's fking sure the answer's no!

Everyone has their price.

Youre missing a trick here I reckon.

[Pints]

Davi said:

Pints said:

Balmoral Green said:

Brother D said:

whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?

Don't they offer additional services (at extra cost) to take care of that sort of thing?

FFS. It's fking rumours like that which result in fkwits calling my Mrs at all hours of the day asking if her massage comes with "additional services" (she's a qualified/professional masseuse).
And yes, she's fking sure the answer's no!

sounds like that's a sore point.


Much like any clients of Pint's missus have after asking for extras

The only sore point is being woken up at silly o' clock buy a wker with a hard-on.

[ewenm]

Pints said:

Davi said:

Pints said:

Balmoral Green said:

Brother D said:

whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?

Don't they offer additional services (at extra cost) to take care of that sort of thing?

FFS. It's fking rumours like that which result in fkwits calling my Mrs at all hours of the day asking if her massage comes with "additional services" (she's a qualified/professional masseuse).
And yes, she's fking sure the answer's no!

sounds like that's a sore point.


Much like any clients of Pint's missus have after asking for extras

The only sore point is being woken up at silly o' clock buy a wker with a hard-on.

That's why you have a business phone that is turned off after hours...