Tally Ho...Advice Please...
Discussion
plg said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Said funny stuff
Neither. I went for the real thing. Still can't understand why she picked me. I'm sure she'll realise at some point!mine does that, fine for weeks then throws all teddy's out of the country (the cot is annihilated from orbit by means of a nuclear device)
ha ha. I want to cry. 
Since moving in with the missus. I have no idea where anything is and have about the same amount of sex that I did at the age of 16.
Everything I own is hers. I have to tidy up to her agreed level of clean before I can have a mate round who has known me since school. I'm not allowed new trainers yet new shoes from faith is allowed. If she's on a diet then by default so am I. A copy of FHM is a waste but having the TV on full blast while she sits on the computer talking to her mate on the phone apparently doesn't matter as ''she'll pay for the electricty this month''.
When I find the receipt I'm taking her back to the shop and demanding store credit!!!!
Since moving in with the missus. I have no idea where anything is and have about the same amount of sex that I did at the age of 16.
Everything I own is hers. I have to tidy up to her agreed level of clean before I can have a mate round who has known me since school. I'm not allowed new trainers yet new shoes from faith is allowed. If she's on a diet then by default so am I. A copy of FHM is a waste but having the TV on full blast while she sits on the computer talking to her mate on the phone apparently doesn't matter as ''she'll pay for the electricty this month''.
When I find the receipt I'm taking her back to the shop and demanding store credit!!!!
Miguel Alvarez said:
ha ha. I want to cry.
Since moving in with the missus. I have no idea where anything is and have about the same amount of sex that I did at the age of 16.
Everything I own is hers. I have to tidy up to her agreed level of clean before I can have a mate round who has known me since school. I'm not allowed new trainers yet new shoes from faith is allowed. If she's on a diet then by default so am I. A copy of FHM is a waste but having the TV on full blast while she sits on the computer talking to her mate on the phone apparently doesn't matter as ''she'll pay for the electricty this month''.
When I find the receipt I'm taking her back to the shop and demanding store credit!!!!
Get a grip man!Since moving in with the missus. I have no idea where anything is and have about the same amount of sex that I did at the age of 16.
Everything I own is hers. I have to tidy up to her agreed level of clean before I can have a mate round who has known me since school. I'm not allowed new trainers yet new shoes from faith is allowed. If she's on a diet then by default so am I. A copy of FHM is a waste but having the TV on full blast while she sits on the computer talking to her mate on the phone apparently doesn't matter as ''she'll pay for the electricty this month''.
When I find the receipt I'm taking her back to the shop and demanding store credit!!!!
richardxjr said:
A tip for survival. This only works in the early days of living together - you have one chance
Any stuff you may be asked to do (or even better, volunteer to do it), do it badly. So badly, that you won't get asked to do it again
Cooking
Cleaning
Ironing
Washing up
Shopping
DIY...
All good advice!Any stuff you may be asked to do (or even better, volunteer to do it), do it badly. So badly, that you won't get asked to do it again
Cooking
Cleaning
Ironing
Washing up
Shopping
DIY...
On the shopping front, you must refuse point blank to go back to any aisle that you have already been through. I did this 25 years ago, and she has refused to allow me to "help" with the shopping ever since.
Don
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Jasandjules said:
Well, moving in is all about give and take.
You give and she takes.
Ok, perhaps a bit more serious, it is just about compromise. Can I just check you two have been on holiday together?
Yeah, a few times, most recently being 3 weeks in France where we didnt kill eachother.You give and she takes.
Ok, perhaps a bit more serious, it is just about compromise. Can I just check you two have been on holiday together?
Neither. I went for the real thing. Still can't understand why she picked me. I'm sure she'll realise at some point!
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Oh dear oh dear !!
It's alredy too late for you nervous, you think she's marrying beneath herself and she is doing you a favour.
Using no-sex as blackmail is next i'm sure, once she susses your weakness.
Probably already figured you as a door mat.
Say goodbye to the world of men and close your P.H. account princess
Ta da
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Oh dear oh dear !!
It's alredy too late for you nervous, you think she's marrying beneath herself and she is doing you a favour.
Using no-sex as blackmail is next i'm sure, once she susses your weakness.
Probably already figured you as a door mat.
Say goodbye to the world of men and close your P.H. account princess
Ta da
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