Drop Pudsey from the Balcony

[MudSkipper]

Cotty said:

MudSkipper said:

A little more info has now been gathered...

Pudsey weighs 244grams

and with the stuffing removed ?

Won't be able to de-stuff him, we all need to use the same bear

[OlberJ]

Just make sure you go last then.

[Cotty]

Replace stuffing with lead, go to pub early HTH

[OlberJ]

Bit of petrol and set fire to Pudsy?

It'll take plenty of time for the smoky ashen remains to float back to the ground.

[crofty1984]

OlberJ said:

Bit of petrol and set fire to Pudsy?

It'll take plenty of time for the smoky ashen remains to float back to the ground.

Do it in front of children.

[pokethepope]

RC heli.

[carreauchompeur]

crofty1984 said:

OlberJ said:

Bit of petrol and set fire to Pudsy?

It'll take plenty of time for the smoky ashen remains to float back to the ground.

Do it in front of children.

Damn straight. I can't stand this whole CiN jamboree, presided over by fkwit-in-chief Wogan. Bah humbug!

[shep1001]

Oakey said:

'Blush' she's called. Probably a lesbian.

Who's the bird with the bears?

[eldar]

shep1001 said:

Oakey said:

'Blush' she's called. Probably a lesbian.

Who's the bird with the bears?

The one that sts last in the woods.

[mrmr96]

Beefmeister said:

I would suggest you find something that weighs 244g, and take it to your local 'party supplies' shop.

They will invariably have lots of helium baloons there. Ask if you can see how many it takes to lift the weight off the ground (attaching a ring to said object would be wise). When you have this number, buy one less.

Then it'll fall to the ground very slowly indeed.

Or, do the maths based on the relative density of helium and air to work out the net boyancy of a helium balloon and then multiply up?

[OlberJ]

shep1001 said:

Oakey said:

'Blush' she's called. Probably a lesbian.

Who's the bird with the bears?

It's alright, the swear filter lets through the word tits.

[MG-FIDO]

eldar said:

shep1001 said:

Oakey said:

'Blush' she's called. Probably a lesbian.

Who's the bird with the bears?

The one that sts last in the woods.

Paula Radcliffe?


Oh wait, no, she sts on the street...

[Colonial]

Mr E Driver said:

KaraK said:

Oakey said:

'Blush' she's called. Probably a lesbian.

There's a bear in that photo?

In this photo there are two bears and a blush bush

I highly doubt that.

Maybe a landing strip.

[dudleybloke]

selatape.

get a roll of tape and put some round the bear then put something through the middle of the roll so it can turn freely, when the bear drops the it will fall using the stickyness of the tape as a braking force.

[nelly1]

Conveyor belt?

...someone had to...

Edited by nelly1 on Tuesday 16th November 07:12

[tonyvid]

MudSkipper said:

and I'm also up against a bunch of engineer/rocket scientists. We 'drop him off' on Friday morning so have until then to come up with something.

I shouldn't worry about that lot - by the time they have been through all the process documents, done the cost analysis and Systems have worked it all out to 20 decimal places it will be massively over budget and ready just before Easter! The Secs will win it hands down.

Edited by tonyvid on Tuesday 16th November 09:04

[perdu]

tonyvid said:

MudSkipper said:

and I'm also up against a bunch of engineer/rocket scientists. We 'drop him off' on Friday morning so have until then to come up with something.

I shouldn't worry about that lot - by the time they have been through all the process documents, done the cost analysis and Systems have worked it all out to 20 decimal places it will be massively over budget and ready just before Easter! The Secs will win it hands down.

Edited by tonyvid on Tuesday 16th November 09:04

definitely

this^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Silver Smudger]

OlberJ said:

shep1001 said:

Who's the bird with the bears?

It's alright, the swear filter lets through the word tits.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Large Bouncy Ball, attach to pudsey.

He hasn't landed, he is still taking off.....

wait for bouncing to finish.

Personally I'm for the fireworks idea, it will piss H&S off, and get you a bking, but the press and selling the video will make you a bit of cash.

[Stevenj214]

Make a Pudsey sized Superman cape