The best insult you've ever heard
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Not me, but my dad once told me of a meeting he was in at work which got slightly heated.
One man stood up and started a rant with "I've had fifteen years experience doing this...", before being interrupted by someone standing up and saying "No, you've had one year experience fifteen times!".
One man stood up and started a rant with "I've had fifteen years experience doing this...", before being interrupted by someone standing up and saying "No, you've had one year experience fifteen times!".
Disastrous said:
blindswelledrat said:
e21Mark said:
"If you're waiting for my comeback it's all over your Mums teeth"
Only kidding.
She swallowed every drop!
Doesn't make sense.Only kidding.
She swallowed every drop!
https://youtu.be/zFktLjdHjno
Was in a meeting with my boss discussing a third party and their service. Referred to one of their team as, "useless on a cellular level" which ticked me.
"I'm no gynaecologist but I know a c*** when I see one"
"It's not that I don't like him but if he was on life support, I'd unplug him to charge my phone"
Can't recall where I heard/read them but certainly stuck in my mind.
"I'm no gynaecologist but I know a c*** when I see one"
"It's not that I don't like him but if he was on life support, I'd unplug him to charge my phone"
Can't recall where I heard/read them but certainly stuck in my mind.
Skii said:
fu*kety-bye
THis is one of those special type of phrases that the person who uses (someone like Gareth from the office) thinks is really hilarious and will walk out of the room with a casual "fu*kety-bye", wink and finger pistol the people in the room, laughing away to himself while the rest of the room just looks blankly and a bit stunned.An old foreman balling out a guy that was lazy.
"If work was in the bed you'd sleep on the floor"
More from him....
You are about as useful as a one legged ar5e kicker.
Send that man to hospital for an X-Ray just to check if there's any work in him.
My favourite from school in the 80's. Holding two fingers up to somebody's nose and saying "Smell yer mam!"
"If work was in the bed you'd sleep on the floor"
More from him....
You are about as useful as a one legged ar5e kicker.
Send that man to hospital for an X-Ray just to check if there's any work in him.
My favourite from school in the 80's. Holding two fingers up to somebody's nose and saying "Smell yer mam!"
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