Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Don1 said:
mickk said:
glenrobbo said:
Oh perleeeeez! Can we not show a bit of respect?
It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
You okay? You seem cross.It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
rayny said:
Geoffrey 321 said:
Vipers said:
I'me self employed, if you see me talking to myself, don't worry, I'me having a staff meeting.
very goodWhen is this going to end?
If it was a staff meeting, surely others would be in attendance. - Otherwise, it would be a management meeting!
paua said:
Don1 said:
mickk said:
glenrobbo said:
Oh perleeeeez! Can we not show a bit of respect?
It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
You okay? You seem cross.It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
mickk said:
paua said:
Don1 said:
mickk said:
glenrobbo said:
Oh perleeeeez! Can we not show a bit of respect?
It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
You okay? You seem cross.It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
paua said:
mickk said:
paua said:
Don1 said:
mickk said:
glenrobbo said:
Oh perleeeeez! Can we not show a bit of respect?
It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
You okay? You seem cross.It's only just the start of the new year, surely it's far too early to start the Easter jokes???
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all go to a nightclub ..................................
The doorman stops them and says sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.
all go to a nightclub ..................................
The doorman stops them and says sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.
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