Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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GAjon said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
McAndy said:
Dusty964 said:
This will be my last post for a while- I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.
I gotta lie low.
So that they can't trace you, don't pay by card anywhere: carry a float with you.I gotta lie low.
Morningside said:
GAjon said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
McAndy said:
Dusty964 said:
This will be my last post for a while- I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.
I gotta lie low.
So that they can't trace you, don't pay by card anywhere: carry a float with you.I gotta lie low.
McAndy said:
Morningside said:
GAjon said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
McAndy said:
Dusty964 said:
This will be my last post for a while- I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.
I gotta lie low.
So that they can't trace you, don't pay by card anywhere: carry a float with you.I gotta lie low.
A sanitary towel company is conducting a survey on what products women use.
Man knocks on the first door, "Good morning madam, we are carrying out a survey on what pads you use"
Woman says "I use Tampax",
"Thank you", and he knocks on the next door.
Good morning madam, we are carrying out a survey on what pads you use"
Woman says "Those ones with wings on".
Thank you", and he knocks on the next door.
Good morning madam, we are carrying out a survey on what pads you use"
Woman says "Brillo"
He thinks, we have a bright here.
Man knocks on the first door, "Good morning madam, we are carrying out a survey on what pads you use"
Woman says "I use Tampax",
"Thank you", and he knocks on the next door.
Good morning madam, we are carrying out a survey on what pads you use"
Woman says "Those ones with wings on".
Thank you", and he knocks on the next door.
Good morning madam, we are carrying out a survey on what pads you use"
Woman says "Brillo"
He thinks, we have a bright here.
fatboy18 said:
K12beano said:
fatboy18 said:
Tim Peak is taking it a bit far, all we did was vote to leave the EU...Not Earth!
Funnily enough, his neighbour, Tim Peake is going back to space........Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff