Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”.
She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice, “NO! I will not sleep with you!”.
Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles and says quietly “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a psychology student and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations”.
To this, the man responds at the top of his voice “WHAT DO YOU MEAN £800?”
After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”.
She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice, “NO! I will not sleep with you!”.
Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles and says quietly “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a psychology student and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations”.
To this, the man responds at the top of his voice “WHAT DO YOU MEAN £800?”
StevieBee said:
In a rare moment of romantic inclination, I suggested to my wife last night that whoever woke first in the morning should wake the other tenderly with oral sex.
This morning, I work first and looked lovingly at my still-sleeping wife as I lent over and shoved my cock in her mouth.
Classy joke.This morning, I work first and looked lovingly at my still-sleeping wife as I lent over and shoved my cock in her mouth.
The Dangerous Elk said:
StevieBee said:
In a rare moment of romantic inclination, I suggested to my wife last night that whoever woke first in the morning should wake the other tenderly with oral sex.
This morning, I work first and looked lovingly at my still-sleeping wife as I lent over and shoved my cock in her mouth.
Classy joke.This morning, I work first and looked lovingly at my still-sleeping wife as I lent over and shoved my cock in her mouth.
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