Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[davhill]

I'd not had a great sleep and this caused me to accidentally mix a metaphor
which still has me tittering.

My mate was drilling a hole in some heavy steel stock and the drill bit clearly had no teeth
so it was squeaking loudly in protest.

So I said, "It sounds like fingernails on a blackbird!"

[talksthetorque]

Shoot me down in flames if this is photoshopped. I don’t care.

[nonsequitur]

V6 Pushfit said:

MartG said:

How do the know the battle started at 14 minutes past one??

The 'Sun' archives.

[motco]

I don't know whether this has been seen:

Myshreddies

Tame that fart!

[Dave.]

"nut butter"

[Google [bot]]

[rolando]

Not ideal to spend New Year in A&E. Decided to ride a horse. Haven't done it before & was a little nervous, maybe it could tell. Immediately it was going full speed and before I knew it, it threw me off. I was screaming for help and the man in the shop came out & unplugged it and banned me.

[V8mate]

Google for the address of the 'South Yorks Police Operations Centre'.

I never imagined a local authority could have a sense of humour.

[glenrobbo]

V8mate said:

Google for the address of the 'South Yorks Police Operations Centre'.

I never imagined a local authority could have a sense of humour.

Shepcote Lane, Darnall?

[Starfighter]

Try the Ops Complex rather than HQ...

[irocfan]

Starfighter said:

Try the Ops Complex rather than HQ...

that's perfect

[Triumph Trollomite]

Building existed before road, local planning had a bit of fun

Top one

[cookmysock]

irocfan said:

Starfighter said:

Try the Ops Complex rather than HQ...

that's perfect

need some help and maybe a parrot...

[Shuvi McTupya]

[Frank7]

cookmysock said:

irocfan said:

Starfighter said:

Try the Ops Complex rather than HQ...

that's perfect

need some help and maybe a parrot...

Presumably you’re kidding!

[Shuvi McTupya]

cookmysock said:

need some help and maybe a parrot...

I was initially suprised that someone might not get that reference but google now only seems to link to Delia Smith's 'let's be having you' rant.

It used to be a police meme before memes existed. As in 'Now then, Now then, Let's be having you' (Letsby Avenue)

[cookmysock]

Shuvi McTupya said:

cookmysock said:

need some help and maybe a parrot...

I was initially suprised that someone might not get that reference but google now only seems to link to Delia Smith's 'let's be having you' rant.

It used to be a police meme before memes existed. As in 'Now then, Now then, Let's be having you' (Letsby Avenue)

Thanks Shuvi! I'll plead in my defense that I am Australian so missed the British bobby sayings. Plus we are suffering smoke inhalation so brain function is reduced.

[LordGrover]

Shuvi McTupya said:

[Shuvi McTupya]

cookmysock said:

Thanks Shuvi! I'll plead in my defense that I am Australian so missed the British bobby sayings. Plus we are suffering smoke inhalation so brain function is reduced.

I am sure there are plenty of (younger) brits that would also not know about or notice Letsby Avenue!

Hope the fire thing gets sorted, I understand that some environmentalists and fire fighters? Have been busted for starting some of them??

Edited by Shuvi McTupya on Saturday 4th January 11:45

[Frank7]

cookmysock said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

cookmysock said:

need some help and maybe a parrot...

I was initially suprised that someone might not get that reference but google now only seems to link to Delia Smith's 'let's be having you' rant.

It used to be a police meme before memes existed. As in 'Now then, Now then, Let's be having you' (Letsby Avenue)

Thanks Shuvi! I'll plead in my defense that I am Australian so missed the British bobby sayings. Plus we are suffering smoke inhalation so brain function is reduced.

And I apologise for thinking that you were kidding, I had no idea that you were an Aussie, but as you go in for cooking socks, it’s a cruelly apt name to have right now!