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North Korean Central News Agency said:
The Supreme Leader receives one of his many gold medals at the Rio 2016 Olympics.
Kim Jong Un, has been proclaimed a hero by Western sporting experts such as Helen Skelton and John Inverdale, after single-handedly taking on the entire world and beating them at their own games.
The DPRK government has recently been directing its efforts to develop sports with the goal for building a sports power which will defeat the drug-taking Western Imperialists and confirm North Korea as the most powerful sporting nation on Earth.
The North Korean Sports Science Research Institute was commanded by our illustrious chairman to produce a special energy drink called KIMSTAR! which would allow all our athletes to perform on equal terms with teams from other countries, who have all been cheating for a long time.
One of the Olympic cycling events, The Jongnium, was specially created to honour North Korea.
Great Britain were disqualified from the event after they tried to jump the start several times and then deliberately crashed into all the other competitors, demonstrating their deep-seated aggression and long-held feeling of superiority over the rest of the world and DPRK in particular.
The dear respected comrade Kim Jong Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, went on to win all the races due to his most excellent fitness and cycling prowess.
The Supreme Leader can be seen here, after consuming 15 cans of KIMSTAR!
Kim Jong Un, has been proclaimed a hero by Western sporting experts such as Helen Skelton and John Inverdale, after single-handedly taking on the entire world and beating them at their own games.
The DPRK government has recently been directing its efforts to develop sports with the goal for building a sports power which will defeat the drug-taking Western Imperialists and confirm North Korea as the most powerful sporting nation on Earth.
The North Korean Sports Science Research Institute was commanded by our illustrious chairman to produce a special energy drink called KIMSTAR! which would allow all our athletes to perform on equal terms with teams from other countries, who have all been cheating for a long time.
One of the Olympic cycling events, The Jongnium, was specially created to honour North Korea.
Great Britain were disqualified from the event after they tried to jump the start several times and then deliberately crashed into all the other competitors, demonstrating their deep-seated aggression and long-held feeling of superiority over the rest of the world and DPRK in particular.
The dear respected comrade Kim Jong Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, went on to win all the races due to his most excellent fitness and cycling prowess.
The Supreme Leader can be seen here, after consuming 15 cans of KIMSTAR!
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-38002276
Don't call him "Kim The Fat", or you'll have the Chinese on your case.
Don't call him "Kim The Fat", or you'll have the Chinese on your case.
blinkythefish said:
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-38002276
Don't call him "Kim The Fat", or you'll have the Chinese on your case.
Kim fatty the third Don't call him "Kim The Fat", or you'll have the Chinese on your case.
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